Associate Bonus Watch: Waiting for the White Shoe To Drop

Sigh. We’re still waiting for the first big announcement of law firm associate bonuses — and we’re getting impatient. As soon as you hear something, please let us know.
We’ve visited the message boards this morning, to see if there’s any news, and to kill some time. They didn’t offer any enlightenment. But they did provide some amusement.
From Greedy Associates:

I don’t know about Mr. Gardner. I am not gay, although I fool around with guys sometimes. That doesn’t mean I’m a homo, and I remain homophobic as a means to cover the fact that I mess around sometimes with guys. My other name is UVA_REJECTED_ME, a hetero cover.

Any hung guys here? I’m not gay, I hate gays. Just curious.

(Yes, we’re bored and restless today — so the amusement threshold is low.)
Re: Was Fried partner Andrew T. Gardner a homo? [Greedy Associates]
Earlier: Prior ATL coverage of bonuses (scroll down)

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