Non-Sequiturs: 12.21.06

* We don’t know why this made headlines this morning, but we have just three (two?) words for you: Celebrity DeathMatch! [Hollywood.com]
* The stickers would have had the same fate as the “Parental Advisory – Explicit Content” stickers–ubiquitous, but of absolutely no consequence, except maybe to Tipper Gore. [Jurist]
* At first, I could not believe any comment about Matt LeBlanc Joey could rise to the level of defamation, but then I realized that it was a stripper suing Joey Matt LeBlanc for defamation. Makes much more sense. [A Socialite’s Life]
* The “I meant ‘phat,’ not ‘fat’” defense will not work in French. [QuizLaw]

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