Attention Boy Associates: Here's How To Piss Away Your Pay Raise

We’ve been providing salary news updates in the comments because, due to technical difficulties, it’s more reliable than trying to do so here on the main page. For your reference, here are links to the latest announcements:
1. Allen & Overy: Confirmed. Memo is here.
2. Debevoise & Plimpton: Confirmed. Memo is here.
3. McKee Nelson: Confirmed. Memo is here.
(We will spare you the details of the boring debate over whether they should be considered a DC firm with a very large New York office, which is the obvious preference of McKee Nelson’s media relations people, or a firm that’s roughly split between the two cities. How many D.C. associates can dance on the head of a pin?)
4. Schulte Roth & Zabel: Confirmed. Transmittal email for PDF memo is here.
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Paging Biglaw boys: Is the retroactive portion of your pay burning a whole in your pocket? Are you trying to figure out how to spend $1,000 in found money?
Fret not. Have we got an idea for you:

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