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Gallion & Spielvogel: We Are Not Worthy

Apparently our IP address is insufficiently prestigious to access their website, gsbarristers.com:

Gallion Spielvogel 4 gsbarristers Edward Gallion Steven Spielvogel.jpg

Messrs. Gallion & Spielvogel, we have a message for you. You style yourselves “barristers,” even though you went to U.S. law schools — Georgetown (Gallion) and U. Penn (Spielvogel) — and have no apparent barristers’ qualifications. Your lengthy and self-aggrandizing bios disclose no Inn of Court training nor pupillage experience. This is highly dubious (and questionable as a form of lawyer advertising).

So here’s what we have to say to you:

Gentlemen, we went to law school with barristers. We have blogged alongside barristers. Barristers are our friends. And you, gentlemen, are no barristers.

You are just two litigators. In Long Island.

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1 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 1:53 PM

Go here:

http://www.whois.net/whois_new.cgi?d=gsbarristers&tld=com

Their registry expires on February 16, 2007, a matter of weeks. Services often bill on yearly intervals, and domain registries renew on the same schedule.

My guess is it's a payment problem.

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2 Posted by anon | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 1:55 PM

where are their powdered wigs?

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3 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 1:58 PM

Don't take it personally, Lat -- that's a configuration problem.

I gotta say, reading about the Web site-hosting woes of the rest of the world does not make for very interesting reading -- and your screen shots of them are butt-ugly. Obviously, it's a current concern for you, given your own recent outages, but I'd be surprised if that was shared widely.

Give me Judges on a Plane any day.

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4 Posted by GS Lover | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:01 PM

Fortunately, FindLaw reveals they still have some Internet presence:

http://pview.findlaw.com/view/3612703_1

They also have the following two domain names:

http://www.internalinvestigationlaw.com
http://www.nationalbusinesslitigation.com

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:02 PM

I must say, Garden City is a very fine city, and prestigious as far as residential addresses go.

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:05 PM

ass clowns

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:14 PM

Interesting. When I click the link from ATL, I get the "forbidden" error. When I load the page on my own, it's fine.

They're blocking traffic referred through ATL

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8 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:14 PM

that last comment was cold.

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9 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:17 PM

It is true, well sort of.

Through ATL I get nothing. On my own I get to the tres minimalist page.

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:21 PM

Garden City has really good shopping. Like Jersey.

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:24 PM

2:21

right on. roosevelt field has many prestious shops. like nordstrom's

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12 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:49 PM

As a fairly new reader here (yes, I discovered this site due the excellent pay-raise coverage), I'm a little confused. And I don't want to be...I want to join in the fun and laughter everyone else is experiencing.

So...here is my confusion: Why is it that this firm is attacked and ridiculed?

C'mon...help me out... I want to get it!

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13 Posted by anon | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:51 PM

spielvogel can run but he can't hide...

http://www.inblf.com/index/page/36.html

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14 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 2:54 PM

2:49 PM: Read this post, ESPECIALLY the comments, which include excerpts from the now vanished gsbarristers.com site:

http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/01/charney_v_sullivan_cromwell_no.php

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15 Posted by anon | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 3:08 PM

http://www.inblf.com/index/page/39.html

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16 Posted by Anonymous Lawyer | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 3:20 PM

2:14, you are completely correct. Though all they have is a placeholder at this time, they seem to be banning Lat and ATL feeds.

I wonder why...?

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17 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 3:34 PM

Funny, the 4 INBLF officers are the 4 lawyers in Gallion & Spielvogel

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18 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 3:36 PM

In reference to the last line of the post, it's "on" Long Island, not "in" Long Island.

And Long Island possesses many prestigious, esteemed and elite lawyers and firms, Messrs. Gallion and Spielvogel notwithstanding.

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19 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 3:36 PM

In reference to the last line of the post, it's "on" Long Island, not "in" Long Island.

And Long Island possesses many prestigious, esteemed and elite lawyers and firms, Messrs. Gallion and Spielvogel notwithstanding.

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20 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 3:37 PM

In reference to the last line of the post, it's "on" Long Island, not "in" Long Island.

And Long Island possesses many prestigious, esteemed and elite lawyers and firms, Messrs. Gallion and Spielvogel notwithstanding.

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21 Posted by webguy | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 4:38 PM

David,

I'm sure you're probably posting in jest, but just in case: try adding "www." in front of the URL you're linking to. Some webhosts don't configure their sites to be accessible without the "www". Why? No idea.

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22 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 4:57 PM

According to Martindale.com, Gallion & Spielvogel are now located in Rockefeller Center. Also, Mr. Gallion's bio on Matrindale lists his Georgetown journal as the (extant) "Georgetown Law Journal" and not the non-existent (yet indubitably more eminent and prestigious-sounding) "Georgetown Law Review" as was the case on the much-missed original www.gsbarristers.com.

http://www.martindale.com/xp/Martindale/Lawyer_Locator/Search_Lawyer_Locator/search_detail.xml?STS=&LNAME=gallion&CN=&PG=1&bc=65&CRY=&ratind=&FN=&FNAME=&STYPE=N&a=B5E9225B8EC6F72C&l=D80D457EB1E91B4C&type=2&pos=7&cnt=8

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23 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 5:17 PM

4:57

Apparently G&S has two offices with the main office on Long Island (what the barrester web lists as main office), and a branch office on Rockefeller Center.

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24 Posted by bow down | Permalink Friday, February 2, 2007 5:42 PM

Damn, even their server address is 1.3.37.

If you don't get it, that's ok.

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