While we were in line at a coffee shop yesterday, footage from the Anna Nicole Smith case was playing on a television above the counter. The customer in front of us turned around and said: "That judge is CRAZY."

We agree. Judge Larry Seidlin, of Broward Circuit Court, has to be the most ridiculous judge to preside over celebrity litigation since Judge Lance Ito.

If you haven't been following the litigation, here's a good CNN write-up:

Judge Larry Seidlin, with his distinctive Bronx honk, down-to-earth approach and plain language, is as much a part of the show in Broward Circuit Court as the case he is presiding over.

Seidlin is hearing arguments over the status of the earthly remains of recently deceased tabloid fixture Anna Nicole Smith. But arguments over child custody and paternity have made their way into the courtroom.

Some legal observers, and even one of the participants, say Seidlin has allowed the proceedings to become a circus.

E.g., Jeffrey Toobin, of CNN and the New Yorker:

"This may be the most ridiculous legal proceeding I have ever watched," Toobin said. "This judge is one of the least competent judges I have ever seen. He is letting this thing meander all over creation, mostly because he seems to enjoy being on television."

Court TV's Lisa Bloom concurs, observing that it's all "wearing a little thin."

But legal affairs reporters aren't the only ones with low opinions of Judge Seidlin:

According to the Miami Herald, 22 percent of the lawyers responding to the 2004 Broward County Bar poll found Seidlin unqualified.

A blog of the Justice Advocacy Association of Broward concludes that Seidlin is, among other things, a victim of "his inner comedian."

We've all seen judges like this (and we've all laughed, with exaggerated loudness, at their jokes). CNN suggests a motive for Judge Seidlin's hamming it up in the Anna Nicole Smith proceedings:

The judge's offbeat folksiness combines the directness of a Judge Judy with the touchy-feely common sense of a Dr. Phil. He could be auditioning for his own television show....

"He's very entertaining, there's no question about it," [said Court TV's Lisa Bloom]. "But it's not about entertainment. At Court TV we keep in mind that these are real people here."

This is confirmed by TMZ.com, which reports that "Judge Larry Seidlin's dream is to become a judge on a TV courtroom show" -- and notes that his surname "is extremely similar to Judge Judy Sheindlin."

Here's a telling fact: Judge Seidlin is a former New York cabbie. You know when you climb in a cab, with a splitting headache, and just want to sit back with your eyes closed -- but the cabbie insists on talking your ear off? Judge Seidlin sounds like he was one of THOSE cabbies, back in the day.

Please, Your Honor -- spare us. We're not interested in your thoughts on the war in Iraq (referenced in a lengthy spiel on Wednesday).

Just drive. Thank you.

P.S. Not all taxicab drivers turned judges are so problematic. See, e.g., Thomas Hardiman (W.D. Pa.) -- who drove a cab before going to law school. But Hardiman, of course, is a federal rather than state judge.

If Anna Nicole Smith Case Is a Circus, Judge Is Ringmaster [CNN]
All Rise!!! Judge Seidlin Says He's Ready for TV [TMZ.com]