Alberto Gonzales, Department of Justice, Federal Government, Hillary Clinton, Politics, U.S. Attorneys Offices

Alberto Gonzales: Now He’s Really In Trouble

He’s getting lectured on ethics and accountability by our favorite former First Lady:
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Of course, Hillary Clinton was accused of similar conduct — firing public servants to make way for cronies — in the Travelgate scandal. But there’s a critical difference between them: Hillary is delicious, and Alberto Gonzales is not.
Update: Oh yeah, the situations differ in other respects, too. But the deliciousness differential is the most important factor by far.
Random aside: Before he took the podium at yesterday’s news conference, Attorney General Gonzales gave a peck on the cheek to a striking blonde woman. We believe that the kissed colleague was Alice Fisher, the diva-licious queen of the DOJ’s Criminal Division, but we’re not sure. If you know for certain, please confirm.
EXCLUSIVE: Hillary Clinton Calls for Gonzales’ Resignation [ABC News]

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