Law Librarian Hotties: The Winners!!!
They can Shepardize like nobody’s business. They know the proper Bluebook form for CCH looseleafs, by heart. And they look really good in swimwear.
After announcing our Law Librarian Hotties contest, we received lengthy string cites of bookish beauties. From these nominees, we came up with slates of thirteen lovely ladies and six gorgeous guys.
After a first round of voting, we held runoff elections. And now, we proudly announce the winners.
Congratulations to the two hottest law librarians in America:
LARRY REEVESand
The runoff votes weren’t exactly suspenseful. Both Reeves and Hanson won by sizable margins:
No photo finish here; but the results strike us as eminently fair. Congratulations to our two deserving victors!
Earlier: Prior ATL coverage of law librarian hotties (scroll down)




Comments
Congrats to Larry-- Fordham has indeed brought sexy back. Now if only I could find a date of my own...call me, Joy!
Thank god Abigail didn't win, she was a pure pity vote/ hating on Loyola 2L vote.
L2L isn't even a Loyola student. He knows too much about NY restaurants.
After seeing all the other female candidates, Joy Hanson is by far the hottest - no contest whatsoever! Hubba Hubba. I'd move back to the DC area to be with her.
L2L is a freaking fraud. He is like a 4th year disgruntled Biglaw associate who thinks he is the coolest guy in the world for "fooling" abovethelaw for so long. Give me a break. His posts are basically the exact opposite of what an ignorant student would post; rather, they smack of jaded Biglaw abuse. L2L - give it a rest. Yoy are a miserable sack of Bigfirm crap like 95% of the trolls that linger on this once-good board. Admit it and move on already. Jesus.
This is truly a Joyous occasion.
it cracks me up to no end how annoyed some people get at loyola 2l. chill out.
Oh my gosh a hottie contest how sexist how objectifying I am so morally outraged people shouldn't talk about other people's looks you are all vile and everything you say is a tacit expression of violent male sexual repression
awww, I thought Abigail was cute, with or without the interference of L2L. but it *is* a shame that the red-haired girl was still getting her library degree. put her vs. Joy, and we might have had a *real* contest on our hands.
Mom pants.
Where is DePauw University?
I think Joy should pose in a bikini as a thank-you to all who voted for her.
Could we have Larry in a bikini too, please?
Could we have Larry in a bikini too, please?
The real question about Joy is, "Does Tucker Max know her?"
Mmm. Mom Pants. I love boring mommies.
I want to see her in her Mom Pants.
Ew, Tucker Max, gross!!!