Non-Sequiturs: 03.05.07
* This really could happen to anyone who uses public transportation. Seriously, slow down people -- that extra 5 minutes isn’t going to tear off three of your fingers and half your palm, or turn you into a deserving-yet-questionable plaintiff. [Gothamist]
* I love it when the art world gets nasty. [New York Sun]
* Ethiopia knows a good thing when it sees it. Or does it just really hate that Red campaign? (I’m still wondering if any of those self-righteous celebs are able to locate any African country on a map.) [Legal Times]
* The face that launched a multi-million dollar lawsuit. Hope her self-esteem is in check, because the commentary is bound to be nastier than the comments to ATL's "Hotties" contests. [QuizLaw; CNET]
* I don’t know who this is, but this happens way too much. For shame. [Yahoo! Sports]
(6) Comments
Lat, you don't know who Ron Artest is? Seriously? Do you live in a cave? Do a quick google search, then you'll realize that this story is even worse than you think. The guy's hardly been a model human being up until this point . . .
I do live in a cave. It's called a law firm. And I now know who he is, hence the posting. It's pretty clear from previous postings that I have no team sports knowledge, and I've said as much.
THE GHOST OF PALSGRAF STRIKES AGAIN!
Who is Stella Q? Is she hot? Will she date a tier 2 grad?
Lat, you're covering the whining part of the art story. Tisk. The best part is that what was sold was shit. Literally, feces in a can. See picture of the other shit can and non-shit shit at the links below. All this time I've literally been throwing money down the toilet. Associates shouldn't worry about getting a raise. They should eat more fiber and make money on the side.
http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2007/02/christies_to_sell_pigeons_shit_1.html
http://www.artnet.com/artwork/424649205/140511/mike-kelley-test-room-containing-multiple-stimuli-known-to-elicit-curiosity-and-manipulatory-responses-full-cast-1.html
Stella Q writes Non-Sequiturs for Above the Law (just as Billy Merck and B Clerker write Morning Docket). She is not David Lat, so you shouldn't address her that way.