Non-Sequiturs: 03.29.07
* A hilarious read if you've been there, even if I tell you that the punchline is that this 70-year-old rich lawyer dude with 40-year-old sheets now has a 22-year-old Russian girlfriend. [New York Times]
* I think I heard a colleague at one of my first jobs say he wanted to f*&k me like an animal. It was a good thing I didn't find any cause of action, because it turns out it was just that Nine Inch Nails song playing in his cubicle. [Workplace Prof Blog]
* You are actually a day older than you think, a fact hopefully irrelevant to ATL readers. [Volokh Conspiracy]
* Groupies are much less trouble. [MSN Music]

Chances Mr. Podell found his Russian "girlfriend" in a catalogue?
I had the zoo blanket as kid. No joke.
Chances that when you're 70 years old and have multi-millions, the fact that you found your 22 year old girlfriend in catalog matters at all? It's doubtful he's looking to settle down and start a family at this point. However, I imagine that girl 48 years his junior offers just what he's seeking.
Bootleg Russian viagra?
His girlfriend lives in Moscow and they take vacations together. Perfect relationship.