Thankfully, No Allegations Have Been Leveled Against Paula Abdul

It can make you go blind — AND it can cause you to be named as the defendant in a civil lawsuit:

(We love how “masturbation” appears in quotation marks. We realize it’s a quotation from the Complaint, but it reads as it were placed in scare-quotes — as if it were a less technical and more colloquial term, a la “spanking the monkey.”)
“A.I.” Contestant Accused of “Masturbating” in Suit [TMZ.com]

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