Thankfully, No Allegations Have Been Leveled Against Paula Abdul
It can make you go blind -- AND it can cause you to be named as the defendant in a civil lawsuit:
(We love how "masturbation" appears in quotation marks. We realize it's a quotation from the Complaint, but it reads as it were placed in scare-quotes -- as if it were a less technical and more colloquial term, a la "spanking the monkey.")
"A.I." Contestant Accused of "Masturbating" in Suit [TMZ.com]
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That's not harrassment or assault, that's an average weekend in the bathroom of any gay club in Manhattan, LA or SF. And boy do I love those weekends :-)
What's wrong with masturbating in a suit? Is there some other legally required ensemble for it?
Thank you folks, I'll be here all week.
6:45 --
Have you seen what dry cleaning costs these days?