Non-Sequiturs: 04.13.07

* Jailhouse rock beats making license plates all day. [The Times]
* Seems like everyone is lactose-intolerant these days. [Edgware & Mill Hill Times]
* There’s a place and time for B-movie headlines and slang captions–sometimes I forget the New York Post is a real newspaper. [New York Post]
* By now, even the small fry criminal knows all about felony murder. [AP via MSNBC]
* If those hipster parents start talking, show this to them to shut them up. Of course, sadly, it’s often the other way around. [Houston Chronicle]

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