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The Jurisdiction Stripper: Adriana Dominguez’s Ex Speaks Out

Adriana Dominguez 2 Brooklyn Law School Playboy Above the Law blog.JPGSpeaking of the New York tabloids, they’re having a field day — as well they should — with the story of Adriana Dominguez, the Brooklyn Law School student cum Playboy TV stripper (blogged about here and here).

Here’s the latest article, from the New York Daily News, about this legally blonde, Ivy League-educated exhibitionist. An excerpt:

Adriana Dominguez, who’s in her final year at Brooklyn Law School, blabbed about her sexy exploits all around campus, said former flame Sean Kalish.

“She told everyone in school, ‘This is what I did, watch this,’” said Kalish, 25, a fellow third-year student at the school.

Please, Sean, don’t be so modest. Weren’t you part of the video too? As noted here, Mr. Kalish grabs Ms. Dominguez’s ass in the video — and spanks it.

“It was definitely not my wisest moment,” he said at his Manhattan apartment building. “I already have a job lined up. I’m hoping my employer doesn’t find out. I’m quite embarrassed by all this. I wish it didn’t happen.”

Does anyone know where Kalish has a job offer from? Unless he’s working at, say, the public defender’s office in Salina, Kansas, we suspect they will find out about his budding television career.

She wasn’t camera-shy: Ex says Brooklyn law student blabbed all over campus about Playboy video [New York Daily News]

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1 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 11:58 AM

Would be pretty funny to see how this woman would work with a boss like Krautheimer.

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2 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:10 PM

Lat, get out in front of the coverage here. Go talk to some people!

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3 Posted by KS | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:22 PM

Um...we have the internet in Salina. He's screwed.

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4 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:29 PM

Yeah Lat. You're going to be at CLS speaking anyway right? Hop on the 2/3 and swing down to BLS like the rest of the press.

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:40 PM

seriously. this is funny stuff.

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:45 PM

This Kalish guy is clearly dumber/has worse judgment than his ex-girlfriend. "I hope my future employer doesn't find out," he told THE NEW YORK DAILY NEWS. They should really only accredit about 10 law schools.

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7 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:47 PM

I didn't care about the video, but I was really creeped out by her delusion.

Let’s be blunt. She’s just not that attractive. People may appreciate her video’s shock value but I doubt anyone is going to appreciate her for aesthetic reasons. She can shave her bush bald, die her hair blond, get a fake tan and wear all the makeup she wants but at the end of the day she's still average.

It's just very forward and not self-aware. She’s like a tier 2 law student who accosts you in the lobby of your building and gives you his resume.

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8 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 12:48 PM

Does anyone know Sean Kalish's future employer? We could ensure they find out.

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9 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:03 PM

12:47:

Take "that" out of the second sentence in the second paragraph of your post and we have a deal.

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10 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:07 PM

All the latest relevant message board links:

http://www.xoxohth.com/main.php?forum_id=2&hid=&qu=BLS

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11 Posted by Loyola 2L | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:07 PM

So you're saying you won't take my resume?

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12 Posted by 12:47 anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:11 PM

L2L, what part of my knee striking your balls didn't you understand?

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13 Posted by Loyola 2L | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:37 PM

Based upon the above video, I thought you were coming on to me.

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14 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:39 PM

Man, I'm just so glad Kalish is getting his. I didn't think it would happen, but here it is. And yeah, what kind of dope says to a NY tabloid that he hopes his employer doesn't find out???? If he had at least tried to own his ignominy, that would be something; instead, he's not only a porn perv, but he's confessing that he lacks ANY judgment and is a complete moron as well.

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15 Posted by Atty | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:44 PM

The ONLY thing to be said in Sean's favor, as compared to Adriana's, is that he has enough good sense to know this is a bad thing.

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16 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 1:52 PM

At least Adriana had the sense to not look like a sidestepping idiot in the media. At least she is taking a position and standing for it. This Sean Kalish loser is passing all the blame off on Adriana Dominguez when no one forced him into it.

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17 Posted by 3L | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:35 PM

There has to be someone at BLS who knows where this idiot is supposed to work! Please post it!

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18 Posted by Observer | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:36 PM

Nothing says "classy" like trashing your ex-girlfriend to the media...

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19 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:41 PM

sean doesn't come off looking bad at all. He inadvertently ended up in the video during the shoot probably after she asked him to participate while she was naked and giggling. She sounds like an attention whore psycho. Probably great in the sack but a nightmare otherwise.

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20 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:42 PM

Yeah! Yeah! Post it! Bring out the torches! Light them all on fire!!!!!!! They must all PAY!!!!!!!!!

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21 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:52 PM

"Let’s be blunt. She’s just not that attractive. People may appreciate her video’s shock value but I doubt anyone is going to appreciate her for aesthetic reasons. She can shave her bush bald, die her hair blond, get a fake tan and wear all the makeup she wants but at the end of the day she's still average."

The internet male, folks.*

Seriously, in the world of porn stars and fantasies, she's decidedly average, at best. But if she's being put up against other, real women, she's easily an 8 or 9.

* "Internet male" refers to the large body of individuals who frequently expound upon the undesirability of various individuals over the internet. Typically acne-ridden, overweight, myopic, or lawyers.

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22 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:57 PM

Sean Kalish still appeared in the tape too and had his grubby paws all over her. How does come out of this unscathed? Someone post the employer so he does not.

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23 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 2:57 PM

"Seriously, in the world of porn stars and fantasies, she's decidedly average, at best. But if she's being put up against other, real women, she's easily an 8 or 9."

Assuming the average woman is a 5, and she is a 6, then yes, compared to the average woman she is an 8 or 9, but I think you're making it way too complicated.

My point is only a small minority of women are good looking enough to be admired solely for their beauty. She can shave her muff, bleach her hair, get a fake tan, pose naked and publicize her video all she wants, but she's not in that category.

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24 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 3:01 PM

"Seriously, in the world of porn stars and fantasies, she's decidedly average, at best. But if she's being put up against other, real women, she's easily an 8 or 9."

Replace "real women" with "law school women" and now your statement makes sense. She's still cute regardless though.

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25 Posted by Response to 2:52 | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 3:02 PM

What women are you around? She is definitely not an 8 or 9 compared to lots of "real women."

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26 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 3:14 PM

12:47 anon @ 1:11:

LMAO. Bravo.

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27 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 3:15 PM

12:47 anon @ 1:11:

LMAO. Bravo.

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28 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 3:58 PM

Here is a powerpoint supposedly from the Brooklyn Law School career services office. (click on anon.) They really know how to support their students.

http://picasaweb.google.com/gstevensjr/NoCI

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29 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 4:36 PM

Garry Stevens is the BLS student that runs that blog? That's good shit.

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30 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 4:58 PM

Yea, what an uggo whore.

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31 Posted by Don Imus | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 5:08 PM

Wait, is she nappy headed!

Truly, a Nappy headed Ho!

Who knows what's going on at Brooklyn?

and btw, she completely do-able, and much better looking than all of the law school "hotties" and young associates in town.

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32 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 5:12 PM

A female BLS student comments on Ms. Dominguez. (click on anon.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aZikcZfbYc

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33 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 5:16 PM

BLS 1L, Jessica Rodriguez, video blogs a response: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aZikcZfbYc

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34 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 6:49 PM

3:58 -- that powerpoint isn't from career services but rather from a pretty clever blogger at http://emplawyernot.blogspot.com/

It pretty much sums up the way the career center talks to the bottom 90% though

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35 Posted by BLS 2L | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 7:08 PM

The BLS career office is a fraud. Just read emplawyernot that the poster above linked to. There are a couple of very troubling posts about the career office and to the best of my knowledge it is spot on. The career office works for the image of the school, not you.
HTH!

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36 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 7:11 PM

anyone found a picture of Sean Kalish yet?

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37 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 7:12 PM

anyone found a picture of Sean Kalish yet?

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38 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 7:14 PM

anyone found a picture of Sean Kalish yet?

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39 Posted by Loyola 2L | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 7:44 PM

Why do tier 2 schools have career services offices? The top 10% don't need them, and they're really of no use to the other 90%.

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40 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:22 PM

Hours later and 12:47 / 1:11 is still funny.

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41 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:06 PM

Sean Kalish's myspace profile: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=127873323

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42 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:12 PM

Here is a picture of Sean Kalish and Adriana Dominguez together (probably from happier times): http://a550.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01428/94/56/1428966549_m.jpg

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43 Posted by WGWIG | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:16 PM

12:47 --

"Let’s be blunt. She’s just not that attractive. People may appreciate her video’s shock value but I doubt anyone is going to appreciate her for aesthetic reasons. She can shave her bush bald, die her hair blond, get a fake tan and wear all the makeup she wants but at the end of the day she's still average."

Screw you. I'd still hit it.

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44 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:19 PM

According to his myspace, Kalish intends on being an Army JAG after graduation. The military does not look kindly on such presentations and have recently kicked some servicemembers out for similar actions. His commission may be in jeopardy should his recruiter, or someone else find out. Bad judgment for an aspiring officer.

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45 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:24 PM

"According to his myspace, Kalish intends on being an Army JAG after graduation. The military does not look kindly on such presentations and have recently kicked some servicemembers out for similar actions. His commission may be in jeopardy should his recruiter, or someone else find out."

Really? But they're okay with drunk driving?
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=581494&mc=38&forum_id=2

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46 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:25 PM

Big thumb downs to all the vault top 20 law firms. All we needed was one of them to come out and say "We feel terrible for the young Ms. Dominguez. We understand that we all make mistakes. We're going to go in and give her an offer for employment. We don't believe one mistake should ruin your career."


After that, we'd have every hot, dumb girl at T2-T4 schools one-upping each other with porn videos. Thanks for nothing, V20.

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47 Posted by Loyola 2L | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:27 PM

9:25, But then we would have to see L2L's tape.

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48 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:34 PM

9:24 - double standard is alive and well. Continuing wars also tend to cause the regs to slip a bit. Drinking is a military pastime, as is watching porn. Participating in porn is still a no-no

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49 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:44 PM

Oh yeah, I'm sure the review board at the Pentagon would just LOVE the video.

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50 Posted by Sad for you all | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 9:56 PM

I feel bad for anyone who thinks this chick is an 8 or a 9 even for a law school chick.
A. She's got boring lweird titties.
B. Bleach is not for everyone.
C. Her teeth are kinda jacked up.
D. She's got a whiny little voice.

Seriously: yuck. She's a 5. TOPS. Also, the guy in the video is 10 years away from being/looking like Homer Simpson.

I feel sorry for this chick's career. She should have blown someone in the video, that way some misogynst prick interviewing her would have a reason to hire her.

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51 Posted by BLS'er | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 10:56 PM

Adriana and Sean are both dipshits, and anyone who goes to school with them knows this. She's a desperate attention-seeker and he's a fake-ass wannabe rebel badboy. They were a perfect couple.

As a school, BLS is a big scam, and I recommend that anyone who thinks about coming here only does so if his ultimate life goal is to become a lawyer and he's going to be successful no matter where he goes. Otherwise, join the real world and get your hustle on. If simply educating yourself is your interest, CUNY has a lot of great masters programs that won't break your bank. Seriously, BLS' business is real estate (except when it comes to classroom space), not legal education.

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52 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, April 11, 2007 11:12 PM

Adriana is a trashy skank. BLS'ers know that too.

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53 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 12, 2007 6:13 AM

KALISH SEEMS TO BE WORRIED ABOUT HIS FUTURE EMPLOYER FINDING OUT ABOUT THE VIDEO. BUDDY, I WOULD WORRY MORE ABOUT THE RUMOR THAT YOU LET HER USE A STRAP-ON ON YOU AND FUCK YOU IN THE ANUS.

THIS CHICK ROCKS!!!

AND I THOUGHT BLS WAS FULL OF HOMOS AND JEWS!!!

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54 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 12, 2007 11:17 AM

...still waiting for the "she's ugly" assholes to post pics of their supermodel gf's/wives...

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55 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 12, 2007 12:03 PM

why is it assholish to call her an ugly skank. She put herself out there by making the video. Any and all comments on her appearance and potential sex acts are fair game. If she does not want to be judged sexually and physically, don't do porn.

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56 Posted by Anon | Permalink Thursday, April 12, 2007 2:02 PM

I thought she was from California? I can't figure out how a Latina from California picked up the accent of an east coast Jewish grandmother.

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57 Posted by Anon 11:17 | Permalink Thursday, April 12, 2007 2:11 PM

@Anon 12:03--

That you need an explanation only confirms your assholehood.

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58 Posted by anon | Permalink Thursday, April 12, 2007 2:23 PM

2:11, here are the facts.

1. She posed naked in a video.
2. She shaved her muff bald for it.
3. She died her hair blond.
4. She does (what she intends to be) alluring poses.
5. She publicized the video everywhere.

She clearly wants you look at her and comment on her looks. We have, and our comment is that she's definitely average.

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59 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 12, 2007 2:35 PM

I fully agree with 2:23. She's begging for attention.

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60 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 12, 2007 7:00 PM

Here are some more facts:

1. She is really stupid and failing out of school
2. She is a stripper (she does bachelor parties if anyone is interested)

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61 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, April 12, 2007 9:58 PM

She is a stripper?

Shit, I'd hire that.

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62 Posted by guest | Permalink Friday, April 13, 2007 1:55 AM

I'D HIT IT!!! !!!!!

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63 Posted by guest | Permalink Tuesday, May 1, 2007 12:25 AM

More facts: adriana is a bit more than a stripper. she does live sex shows at bachleor parties, and rumor has it that she may have also been a prostitute.

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64 Posted by guest | Permalink Tuesday, May 1, 2007 12:43 AM

Interestingly, she also had sex with like, EVERYONE from BLS. Although she was begging me for it one night, I turned her down because I know about 5 other guys who have fucked her, and I would have felt too dirty.

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