The Jurisdiction Stripper: Tips on Adriana Dominguez, Please
We've been enjoying the story of Adriana Dominguez, the Brooklyn Law School student who made a nude video for Playboy TV. And based on the number of people who have been visiting ATL by Googling her, it seems that we're not alone.
We'd like to "own" this story, covering every aspect of it, no matter how trivial (as we've been doing with the Aaron Charney case). If you have any firsthand information about Adriana Dominguez, even if not terribly exciting, please contact us (subject line: "Adriana Dominguez").
Here's one such tip we received:
"The New York Daily News keeps on referring to her as a 'brainy blonde,' but that's not entirely accurate. First, it's a dye job. Second, she's not what I would call 'brainy.' I know someone who is in her International Law class, and let's just say she's not a star pupil. She should spend more time with her books and less time naked before the camera."
After the jump, we've posted a screencap of her MySpace page. It's not terribly revealing because access to her full profile is restricted to her friends. But for those of you who can't get enough of her, check it out.
Here it is:
A few observations:
1. She describes herself as "Little California Girl in the Big City!" Based on what we've seen of her -- and yes, we've seen the video clip that has been emailed around, so no need to send it to us again -- we wouldn't describe her as "little."
2. As of this morning, her last login was April 9 -- the day before the big New York Daily News story. We're betting she's steering clear of MySpace for now, especially since she probably has five thousand pending friend requests (including one from us).
3. Any thoughts on the significance of her MySpace moniker, "chiopryncess"?
Earlier: Prior ATL coverage of Adriana Dominguez (scroll down)
(55) Comments
does anyone know where she is working next year?
Just a guess: chiopryncess = Chi Omega Pryncess. Wash she a Chi O in undergrad? Proud moment for that sorority.
Ugh...this girl is beyond annoying. If there was a girl like this at my law school (Top 25...suck it!), we would have ruined her.
Could also be a reference to Alpha Chi Omega--a sorority not know for beauty.
Legally chocolate, you sound like a real winner. How would you have "ruined her?" By outsmarting her in class? Dork.
Did I mention that anyone who refers to themselves as a "princess" makes me angry? Seriously. It's like these people live in another world. And yes, I am a girl. And yes, I sip on haterade.
El Capitan, um...no. We wouls ruin her by removing the ball from her mouse when she went to the bathroom and by placing "kick me" signs on her back. Duh.
Anyone that refers to oneself as "princess" anything is usually not. A wanna be.
Wouls = Would...
Chiopryncess = a play on "Chia Pet"
I just want to say I had the most delicious eclair ever. Why is this relevant to this thread? Because it was that good. It's relevant to every thread.
It would be far more relevant (okay, not more relevant but more interesting) if you mentioned WHERE you got the delicious eclair. Then perhaps we could all have one!
Actually it was just Entenman's, but it was surprisingly good. Better than the fancy bakery eclairs I've had. An amazing blend of cream, rich chocolate and pastry dough.
Since when does Entenman's make eclairs? (I do love their mini-chocolate chip cookies.)
Double check those ingredients dork. If it was an Entenmans from the store shelf there is no chance it contained any cream, chocolate or, perhaps, even real dough.
blend of cream, rich chocolate and pastry dough
I like elcairs.
No really. It's Entenman's and it might be the best eclair ever.
No way an Enteman's eclair is the best ever. That's just too absurd. Their food is all chemicals.
Brooklyn Law School 3L's: Where is this woman working next year? Does anyone know?
I was surprised toobut try it. They make really good eclairs.
Forget the eclairs. I prefer Adriana's Hot Cross Buns. I'd like to cover them with frosting.
Clearly, her moniker "chioprincess" is a conflation of Cheop and Princess. She is most likely referring to Cheops' Princess. Cheop, we all know, is Greek for Khufu, Pharaoh of the Old Kingdom from approx. 2589 BC to 2566 BC.
His daughter was (Princess) Queen Hetepheres II. Clearly, this broad thinks she's an Egyptian Princess. What a bitch.
holy coincidence batman! true story: i just had an amazing chocolate croissant (pain au chocolat to those in the know) for a mere $0.75 at a local sandwich shop in Springfield. it was delightful. light, fluffy and stuffed with more than your average chocolate dose. now i'm happy and the few remaining hours of my week will be okay.
Click on my name (or below) for a picture of their delicious eclairs. Definitely don't look like they were made from chemicals.
http://entenmanns.gwbakeries.com/product.cfm/upc/7203000460
Clearly, her moniker "chioprincess" is a conflation of Cheop and Princess. She is most likely referring to Cheops' Princess. Cheops, we all know, is Greek for Khufu, Pharaoh of the Old Kingdom from approx. 2589 BC to 2566 BC.
His daughter was (Princess) Queen Hetepheres II. Clearly, this broad thinks she's an Egyptian Princess. What a bitch.
i just had a delightful chocolate croissant. light, fluffy and yet deliciously stuffed with plenty-o-chocolate. true story. fridays rule.
Clearly, her moniker "chioprincess" is a conflation of Cheop and Princess. She is most likely referring to Cheops' Princess. Cheops, we all know, is Greek for Khufu, Pharaoh of the Old Kingdom from approx. 2589 BC to 2566 BC.
His daughter was (Princess) Queen Hetepheres II. Clearly, this broad thinks she's an Egyptian Princess. What a bitch.
Clearly she's just looking to marry a lawyer and is doing to things likely to land her one - going to law school and stripping. She should also try being a secretary, that often works. Cheaper than law school too.
3:02 - may I remind you that she goes to BLS - she is already trying to be a secretary
3:04, the talented people will become great lawyers no matter what law school they go to. I don't care if she goes to Harvard, she'd be better off going to secretarial school to find that lawyer husband.
3:36, the talent people will get enough scholarships to go to a good school so they would have no reason to go to BLS. Thanks for coming out. Good luck in BLS.
3:36, the talented people will get enough scholarships to attend good schools so they would have no reason to go to BLS. Thanks for coming out. Good luck in BLS.
3:53 -- Most top-tier law schools don't give out merit scholarships. Why should they?
01:18 PM - One of hte last Miss Americas was an Alpha Chi Omega. Chi Os are dogs. Tri Delt Rules.
Lest we forget, this is not the first time something like this happened....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cristina_Schultz
3:53, I went to Cardozo and went on to become very successful at a BigLaw firm - more so than some of my top tier law school colleagues. Keep working hard 3:53, your pedigree won't prevent you from getting fired.
I got a merit scholarship to a top-tier law school that was ranked #3 in USNWR when I went there.
4:08 - clearly you don't know what you are talking about. As 4:22 said, most top-tier law schools do give out merit scholarships. I'm sorry that the folks at BLS have been lying to you.
4:21 - LOL, okay, and I believe you because you are an anonymous poster? Well, my name is Robert D. Joffe, so you're just fired.
Robert D. Joffe. I doubt that's really who you are for three reasons. First, I suspect that most partners at Cravath don't have time to write posts on ATL. Second, I would be surprised to find a partner at any firm bashing a law school from which they hire. Third, any partner at a big law firm like Cravath who doesn't have his head up his a$$ would recognize that good attorneys come from many different law schools.
4:21: I'm a BLS grad at a large law firm. 3:53 et al simply cannot accept the fact that there are lower-tiered grads among them who can do the work just as well as they do. It contradicts the many speeches they heard in law school about how goddamned special they are. I don't say anything, though, lest I get accused of having a chip on my shoulder (heaven forbid). I just collect my paycheck along with everybody else.
I hope that Eyptian princess thing was a joke... clearly some of you assholes did not have fun in undergrad...
Chiopryncess = Chi Omega (the sorority) princess
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Actually, I dropped out of Cooley, and I'm now a managing partner at a large NY law firm.
Wow, 4:43 pm and 4:47 pm...
I thought the Egyptian thing was true, and I was convinced that it was indeed Joffe posting on here. Thank you SO MUCH for seeing right through that and setting the record straight. It's good to know there are some decent, honest anonymous people here. Thanks again.
Haha. You stole my line 4:58pm.
I was freaking out that Joffe posts on this board until 4:43 exposed the poser.
Three words: typical dumb whore
So many people post such cruel remarks on this page - I hope none of you works at my firm.
6:04 - you don't have to worry. Not many posters here will end up doing filing for the welfare department (or "firm" as you call it) anyway.
I went NYLS what does tah make me? a janitor? u people are morons.
I by no means love my former grad school, but Marty Singer, Gerry Shargel, Gerald Lefcourt, Bruce Cutler, Mel Sachs, and Grubman and Indursky all attended the Brooklyn Law School. If one is interested in Crim or Enterntainment Law, it is an EXCELLENT school to attend.
This post has honestly made me sick. I hope everyone that has posted a cruel comment or has bragged about their lawschool/firm job enjoys their souless existence and need to validate themselves through a paycheck. People like you are exactly why everyone hates lawyers and why I now refuse to be one myself. And also whoever actually took the time to contact this website with information you should really get a life. The girl is brainy enough to go to the same law school with you and to go UPENN for undergrad. Youre probably just jealous because youre a mutant and have never gotten a date in your life. Sucks for you.
What do you know, Harry? Everyone at BLS knows you F****d her.
This girl was a stripper at my friend's bachelor party!!!! She showed everyone her law school ID. Trust me, posing for Naked Happy Girls was not the craziest thing she's done. She did A LOT worse at the bachelor party.
David Lat's tip said she was not Blonde; she was a dye-job. Why not get it out in the open here and now; she's not a dye-job, she's a Brunette that bleached herself and assumed the name Blonde. She's a Bleached Brunette.
For future reference anyone that refers to oneself as a Blonde, Bleached Blonde, Fake Blonde or Crawled out from under a rock Blonde is usually not.
95% of Caucasian women are Brunette and Bleached Brunettes outnumber Blondes by about 14-1.
Being a P aymate for P ayboy is very lucrative and that's what Bleached Brunettes are all about; 70% of hookers are Bleached Brunettes.
The Blonde people are actively disassociating from Bleached Brunettes because it is a forced association which unfairly degrades a tiny human-coloured group, the Blondes and unfairly elevates a huge product-coloured group, the Bleached Brunettes.
Own that.
Oh this is just great. Another example of why people and more specifically law students generally suck. How old are you that you have to act like a high schooler putting rumors and lies on a stupid website. Have you ever thought of minding your own business or not acting like youre better than everyone? And quite frankly apparently I must know alot because I'm not the one posting immature nonsense on a website. You know my name, why dont you post yours Anonymous? Or you can feel free to email me and we can have a conversation about it. Oh wait you wouldnt do that because your a coward who hinds behind a computer. Have fun taking your inadequacies out on other people.
Since I'm forever a student and am a natural blonde (and hope to think a wee bit brainy) I've had a few colleagues sending this piece my way. One friend I hadn't seen in a while asked it was me??! To clarify, my myspace page is http://myspace.com/brainyblonde and nope, not even close... (I was insulted that they even asked)
Ms Brainy Blonde,. the one and only