Non-Sequiturs: 05.10.07

* She admits the drugs are her bad, but her john’s fatal meth/sex-inducted heart attack? That’s all God. (But God, what were you thinking when you did this?) [San Francisco Chronicle]
* Wives are bountiful in Bountiful. [CBC.ca]
* Old news you may think, but here, it’s only one fool suing on the basis of his homoerotic fascination with the Marlboro Man and the malleability of my 3-year-old niece. [Herald Sun]
* Flammable as a Molotov cocktail? [Daily Record]
* It seems as if these hatches are proliferating faster than Starbucks in the late 90s, yet have you ever seen one? [BreitBart]

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