Non-Sequiturs: 05.11.07

* If you’re a summer, I can only assume you’re an adult and in possession of basic common sense; so really, I can only emphasize tip #6, in work and in life. [The Conglomerate]
* Ah, NYC, city of contradictions! Trader Joe’s insists on carding an alcohol purchaser’s girlfriend, while the underaged continue to smoke, drink and roam free everywhere else. [Racked New York]
* District Attorneys always have bigger fish to fry. [Yahoo! News]
* As many summer programs start up this Monday, a little perspective–it takes just a little thoughtfulness and a few days’ salary to fulfill the dream of a beloved [any peripheral character in your daily life]. So do not whine when skipping a summer lunch for City Harvest or weeding a community garden in the name of Biglaw self-righteousness. [The News & Observer]
* And in honor of Mother’s Day–please don’t forget to send flowers–be grateful that you were blessed with your loving yet often infuriating mother instead of her, her or her. But also be sad that quirky mother-daughter drama Gilmore Girls has its series finale this Tuesday.
Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!

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