Aaron Charney, Biglaw, Gay

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors. And Stop Cruising Aaron Charney.

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Former Sullivan & Cromwell associate Aaron Charney is now unemployed. But should you feel sorry for him? No.
Tons of Columbia Law School grads land Biglaw gigs. But very few CLS grads achieve what Aaron B. Charney has already secured, just a few years after his graduation: FAME.
Aaron Brett Charney is probably the most well-known member of his law school graduating class. After all, how many of ABC’s classmates have made thinly veiled appearances on final exams at their alma mater?
And how many of them have achieved the coveted distinction of being recognized in a public place — the New York City subway? From a tipster:

“Yesterday a friend of mine saw Aaron Charney on an uptown 2 train. He was reading some legal documents from the lawsuit.”

“My friend told me: ‘I bet Charney thought I was checking him out, cuz I kept staring at his crotch where the papers were….'”

Yeah right. He just wanted a peek at Charney’s, er, case caption. And those New York Supreme Court docket numbers are just… so… long…

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