I would just like to announce that my hatred for WordPerfect knows no end. MS Word, where art thou?

SOMETHING AWFUL DOT COM!

I will vote for ATL as the funniest law blog as soon as the content---as opposed to the comments---makes me laugh. I don't think I'm alone on this one.

Buffalo Wings & Vodka is defunct, so why is it a choice?

Sorry, Lat. I really on you for legal gossip, but Phila Lawyer has made me laugh out loud.

DOOO EEEETT NNNNOOOOOWWWW!

All your base are belong to Phila Lawyer. 0wn3d.

More Big Lebowski references couldn't hurt...

http://www.newlincreative.com/top-big-lebowski-quotes.html

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude: Jesus.

Jesus Quintana: You said it, man.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

Eleventh!!!

Atlanta to 35k!!!

Philalawyer.net already won, even if you win the contest. You don't see that?

Check out yesterday's post on Philalawyer.net, "$160K (You're Selling Yourselves Short)."

NY, DC, SF, LA to 190K!

http://www.philalawyer.net/archives/160k_youre_sell.phtml

"I would just like to announce that my hatred for WordPerfect knows no end. MS Word, where art thou?"

I'm with you, 2:03.

Ps. I'm still saddened that my district was left out of the email wars.

I'm sorry, this blog is informative and, occasionally, witty. You perform a needed service function. But Phila Lawyer is, at times, honest to god crap your pants funny. Don't get me wrong, you're deserving, but not, in my opinion, in the same league. Basically, it's not you, it's me.

I vote for both of Billy Merck's double chins