Non-Sequiturs: 06.14.07

* I’m sure many ATL readers will be appalled that authorities may have given human beings priority over pets during Katrina, because they’re selfless and not at all judgmental or self-righteous. [WKRN]
* You don’t need to read Fast Food Nation to know that fast food restaurants often fall victim to crime and violence, and that the industry is accused of hurting low-income teenage employees, farmers and suppliers, livestock and consumers. But cheap food for the masses is such a great American tradition, not like foie gras with its elitist and foreign undertones! And we’ve only spread it to the entire fucking world. [WSVN]
* A drink can relax participants prior to physical intimacy, but is never a good idea when one of the participants is driving. [Seattle Times]

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