Non-Sequiturs: 07.05.07
* American Lawyer Media: Going, going, gone. Sold, for $630 million, to Incisive Media of the U.K. [Fishbowl NY; WSJ Law Blog]
* When animals crazy bearded men attack. [Breitbart TV (video) via Drudge Report]
* A Biglaw partner is not like a store clerk at the local convenience store. Or is he? [National Law Journal (subscription)]
* More about the late Tom Heftler, former managing partner of Stroock & Stroock & Lavan. [New York Observer]

Lat, why the fuck do you post links from subscription-required sites without at least excerpting the article? The National Law Journal article is DOA without a subscription...
FIRST
5:00 you dumb fuck. Stop your bitching. You got in the way of my post.
Hah! HAH! Praise be to 5:00 -- thou hath defeated the "first" dumbasses.
That video of the fat, wooly bastard trying to kill that female lawyer is scaaaary.
Jumpin Jehosaphus!
My favorite part about the video is the "gentleman" who doesn't even drop what he's holding in his left hand when he "tries" to "stop" the guy from throwing the woman over the railing. His one-handed "please stop" seems really effective. Geez.