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Biglaw Perk Watch: Firm Retreats

camp law firm retreat Abovethelaw Above the Law blog.jpgOur series of open threads on the workplace perks provided by large law firms continues. How could it not? The fringe benefits of Biglaw are seemingly unlimited.

Today’s reader request:

Another perk post option: a thread exploring BigLaw firm retreats, and other company-sponsored social events.

We like this idea. We’ve heard of firms holding lavish retreats, both for summer associates and full-time lawyers, in some delightful destinations. In many cases, lawyers can bring their spouses, turning the retreat into a paid mini-vacation.

By way of example, Hogan & Hartson has a retreat for its summer associates at a resort in the Blue Ridge Mountains. In recent years, Kirkland & Ellis has held a firm retreat for its full-time lawyers at the luxurious Hotel Hershey. Who wouldn’t want to hit the Chocolate Spa, for a “Couples Cocoa Massage” with Pepperdine Law Dean (and K&E Of Counsel) Ken Starr?

In the comments, please describe your fabulous firm retreat, in all of the mouthwatering, travel-porn detail you can muster. Thanks.

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1 Posted by First | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:39 PM

FIRST!!

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2 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:41 PM

OMM has a great retreat at the Ritz in Pasadena.

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3 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:42 PM

OMM has a great retreat at the Ritz in Pasadena.

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4 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:43 PM

OMM has a great retreat for new associates at the Ritz in Pasadena. Hard to argue with that . . .

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:46 PM

I heard that a certian NYC law firm recently rented Yankee Stadium for a night and hosted a partners v. summer associates softball game ON THE FIELD.

All associates were invited and all attendees were allowed onto the outfield to play catch where you-know-who (and who and who and who) once stood.

I hear it was wicked awesome.

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6 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:46 PM

Jacoby & Meyers (126th Street Branch) has a great retreat to the luxurious Hotel Olympia in Jones Beach. All you can eat continental breakfast and beach pass vouchers!

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:48 PM

I hear Faegre & Benson flies their summers to Minnesota to go camping in the boundary waters area for three days followed by a golf tournament and dinner reception at the The Minikahda Club.

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8 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:48 PM

It would be great if some firm had a retreat at the Ritz in Pasadena. If only one of them would do it.

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9 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:50 PM

"I heard that a certian NYC law firm recently rented Yankee Stadium for a night and hosted a partners v. summer associates softball game ON THE FIELD."

Ropes and Gray in Boston rents out Fenway Park and does this.

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10 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:50 PM

Should these really count as "perks"? At the firm where I was an SA, retreat attendance was compulsory; I would have preferred two days off to spend as a I choose. Plus, for full-time personnel, doesn't being at a retreat cut into billable time? And yet, you are still "at work," in a sense....

Also, 12:46, IMHO "wicked awesome" (Boston term) should never be used to describe events taking place in The House That Ruth Built.

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:50 PM

I get the sense that the "firm retreat" phenomenon is much more for national firms with far-flung offices.

Do the top NYC-centric firms have these boondoggles?

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12 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:51 PM

I'm not sure if someone has posted this already, but I've heard that OMM has hizzy retreat at the Ritz in Pasadena.

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13 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:51 PM

Perk? I find firm retreats to be more of a burden than a "perk." You're expected to not only spend some of your precious time off to go to the retreat, you're also expected to have fun mingling with the very people you have thinly veiled contempt for. Plus, you're being watched more than you know...I've seen partnership prospects ruined by too many cocktails at a supposed casual event. Invariably an associate gets drunk and becomes forever known as "fall in the pool guy" or "seduced a partner's wife guy." The whole thing is unnerving. No matter how cool a long weekend at the four seasons in Mexico sounds, in the end it's still a firm event. No thanks.

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14 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:52 PM

WTF is OMM?

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15 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:54 PM

Respectfully, Fenway Park ain't Yankee Stadium (and it never will be).

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16 Posted by jack meoff | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:55 PM

we have an annual retreat at some fancy chmancy country club. I never attend. I think its a method to weed out the bad eggs as annually, someone gets canned for their antics there. I prefer smaller ad hoc gatherins where you know you can get sloppy with abandon and no fear of repercussion.

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17 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:55 PM

Conversely, 12:51, if you're around the right partner when he gets shit-faced, you might get enough dirt on him to tie up your partnership prospects nicely.

12:48, was that a joke? Camping in Minnesota followed up by golf is my idea of hell.

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18 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:58 PM

12:55: Boundary Waters is beautiful, but for those who agree with you, Faegre provides a Resort and Spa option.

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19 Posted by Wildcat | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:59 PM

12:54: I think you got that backwards. Yankee Stadium will never be Fenway Park. Or Wrigley for that matter.

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20 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:59 PM

Birmingham-based Bradley Arant took the entire firm and spouses for a weekend trip to Reynolds Plantation, a Ritz spa on Lake Oconee.

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21 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:00 PM

Being able to play at Fenway is way better than being able to play in Yankee Stadium.

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22 Posted by jack meoff | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:01 PM

12:54--Respectfully, as a lifelong new yorker and yankee fan, fenway blows yankee stadium away. the current incarnation of yankee stadium, in fact, was substantially rebuilt in 1976 and bears little to no resemblance to the old yankee stadium. I find it a chore going up there as the facilities are piss poor and look very much forward to having a modern facility in 2009. Fenway, although populated by a horrendous team and fan base, has mus more charm.

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23 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:02 PM

Skadden NY had a day-long retreat to a Conn. country club on a weekday this summer. Attendance was definitely not mandatory. Most summers went but relatively attorneys did. Was a nice day, though, with golf, poolside meals, and scotch tasting. There were also summers from the Boston office there.

There was also a "Firmwide Retreat" for summers only where summers from all over flew into NYC for two days, complete with rooms at the W, a reception at MoMA, and an after-party at a venue entirely rented out by Skadden.

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24 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:04 PM

1:02: We are talking about retreats. Every summer program at an AM Law 100 has events at country clubs, museums, etc. We are looking for overnight retreats out of town.

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25 Posted by Spielvogel | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:04 PM

I have no desire to "retreat" from the prestigious company of my co-workers.

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26 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:06 PM

Orrick flies all their US summers out to San Fran for a weekend, and does a wine tour of Napa Valley.

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27 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:09 PM

Did you know OMM has a CRAZY retreat at the Ritz in Pasadena?

Can't believe no one has posted this 'til I came along.

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28 Posted by FLAVIA | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:09 PM

I WILL BE AT YOUR RETREAT.

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29 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:10 PM

GDC was going to have a retreat at the Ritz in Pasadena, but someone else had rented it out already.

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30 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:11 PM

Does anyone know of any firms who do retreats at the Ritz? Preferably in Pasadena? TYIA

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31 Posted by FLAVIA LUVR | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:12 PM

OH GAWD I LUV FLAVIA

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32 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:13 PM

Stop posting about pasadena. Your firm sucks, pasadena sucks, and no one here cares.

hth.

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33 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:13 PM

Wait, the Ritz in Pasadena?

No shit! My firm tried to get in there, too. Booked up already - OMM was having a blowout to end all blowouts, apparently!

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34 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:14 PM

All the Atlanta-based firms take their summers on weekend retreats. McKenna took their summers to the Viriginia mountains, Kilpatrick and K&S took their summers to Florida resorts.

Meanwhile, Alston & Bird took their summers to court for a dec judgment action for "all future bar/bri award settlements."

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35 Posted by Confused 2L: HELP! | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:14 PM

I know that this is a bit off-topic, but I've got a few callbacks already, and I need some advice.

All things being equal, I'd like to join a firm that has a retreat at the Ritz in Pasadena. Is there a firm out there that offers that, or will I have to settle for something less, such as camping in Minnesota?

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36 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:15 PM

OMM sucks?

Damn, well maybe LATHAM will step up to Pasadena Rtiziness!

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37 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:15 PM

Re: the Chocolate Spa:

"THE CHOCOLATE SPA
Experience total luxury at The Spa At THE HOTEL HERSHEY, where chocolate inspires innovative treatments like the WHIPPED COCOA BATH, Chocolate Bean Polish, and the Chocolate Fondue Wrap. Leave it to Hershey to make chocolate good for your skin!"

Chocolate Bean Polish? I would love to get my beans polished. Normally I have to pay extra for that.

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38 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:16 PM

Gibson Dunn does retreats in Palm Springs every year, and a weekend in L.A. for summer associates. Also a separate weekend in Palm Springs for new associates and partners (so if you're new you get two retreats in your first year).

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39 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:16 PM

The Ritz is the tits!

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40 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:17 PM

1:15, it is "Ritzitude." Get your shit straight.

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41 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:17 PM

I'd take camping in Minn over the Ritz in Pasadena any day.

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42 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:17 PM

Any requirement to spend any extra time that is related to work or to coworkers is not a perk.

Pretending to pay attention to summer associates (per orders of higher ups) is enough of a time sink.

My firm does some pretty regular happy hour-type events, and sometimes partners will throw together practice group dinner events meant to boost morale. The dinners can be at very nice places. You're supposed to show, at least sometimes, at these things. All that stuff makes me more pissed. Fancy restaurants just don't do it for me anymore. (An extra $100k might, but dinner? Come on.) I want any extra seconds I can get to be unrelated to work. Don't firms understand that lots of us (Associates) have totally, completely given up on trying to make work at all bearable, and that we are just trying to figure out how long to stick it out before we hit the road? We don't care about your firm, partners. Keep the retreats as Partner Retreats, please.

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43 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:23 PM

12:51 - I don't disagree with your post, but I still have to call you out on the comment about how they watch you more closely than you know. Wow, they watch you so close that they will nab you if you get so drunk you fall in a pool or seduce a partner's wife? They really put you under the microscope, huh?

I agree with the overall theme that these retreats are really just an extension of work. You can't just have fun. That said, I don't think the motivation behind the retreats are to trap unsuspecting associates by tempting them to get drunk and stupid.

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44 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:25 PM

I must admit to having had two hours of fun (total) at my last firm retreat. Tow hours in two days is a new record for me. Retreats suck.

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45 Posted by gibson schmibson | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:27 PM

I heard Gibson had something RIDICULOUS in LA last year. Something about a crazy roster of famous people hired to speak.

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46 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:28 PM

Wow this thread is all kinds of awesome. Has anyone heard what OMM's retreat involves? I heard they went out to Pasadena, but I'm not sure exactly where.

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47 Posted by Wildcat | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:29 PM

FLAVIA 1:09: Thanks for the laugh.

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48 Posted by Social Engineer | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:30 PM

All this talk about retreats, when does anyone do any good for society. The rich is getting richer and the poor is getting poorer. You have or will have a law degree. Use it to make this world a better place for ALL of mankind

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49 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:31 PM

1:27--

I was at that GDC event. It was off the hizzay: Nancy Grace, William Hung, and Gallagher were all awesome speakers. Then we all crashed OMM's party over at the...can't remember the name of the place.

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50 Posted by K&E | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:32 PM

The Private Equity group at K&E hosts a ski trip for its cleints. Associates 4th year and above are able to go. Mayer Brown has a mid-level retreat every year on one of the US cities where it has offices (Chicago, DC, NY, etc.). I've heard its drunken dabauchery.

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51 Posted by 5280 | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:36 PM

Biglaw Denver retreats = The past 4 years were Turin, Italy; Las Vegas; Paris; and Santa Fe. Basically, one big trip every 2 years. Partners pay for the associates' airfare and hotel and dinner each day + 1 guest.

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52 Posted by thumbs down re retreats | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:36 PM

I can afford to go on vacations and to stay in nice hotels (even with significant student debt). Firm retreats = forced bonding, not a perk.

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53 Posted by Skadden | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:37 PM

In all seriousness, does Skadden's Holiday Inn Pasadena retreat compare AT ALL to the sheer spectacle that is the OMM Pasadena Ritz retreat?

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54 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:38 PM

You know, it would be really funny if someone made a joke about accidentally re-posting about the OMM retreat at the Ritz in Pasadena and then repeat it a few dozen times. That would be hilarious.

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55 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:39 PM

Hahaha, look at 1:38...he's trying to make people feel bad for making fun of him...hahaha...

YOU
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56 Posted by A&B retreat | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:41 PM

Lol, 1:14(1). I heard that A&B gave each SA a free sno cone after the Bar/Bri settlement hearing.

Speaking of which, A&B requires SAs and associates to have roommates on their retreats. Is this a common practice? It seems like most other firms let you have your very own room.

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57 Posted by accidental re-posting | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:42 PM

Nice try 1:38 (or 1:38's mother).

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58 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:43 PM

The Hotel Hershey? Seriously? Who would want to? Out in the middle of nowhere, nothing to do but the amusement park and the spa. No thanks.

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59 Posted by Patrick | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:44 PM

I work in a clinic at a law school and even I get my own room when I have to travel.

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60 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:45 PM

McElroy (NJ) takes the whole firm to Jamica, might be every two years.

Dechert takes all their summers (certainly the Philly ones) to England for 3 days, I think.

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61 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:46 PM

Latham takes summers to Summer Academy for a week, which has been in different parts of Cali as well as a great Resort in Arizona. Then, as a First, Third, and Fifth year associate, there are week long academies focusing on business development, and different skill sets. Also, every other year is the firm wide business meeting, where every partner and associate is supposed to attend. As far as I know, you are able to bill for the time you spend at presentations and what not, and they have large work centers set up so you can get work done if you have to. All in all, it seems ok. I guess I'd prefer to work out of a resort, so I can enjoy a cocktail by the pool every once in a while than out of the office.

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62 Posted by ATL Assoc. | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:46 PM

I hate firm retreats. I'd rather be with my family. Or friends. Or working.

My ATL law firm has had a few retreats at the Ritz at Lake Oconee. Then someone got offended by the word "Plantation" in the name of the Ritz resort, and so now we have to go to gawd-awful Lake Lanier. So retreats are now that much worse.

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63 Posted by bellhop | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:48 PM

Ritz-Pasadena bellhops to $9.00/hr!

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64 Posted by crazy for coco | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:49 PM

I've been to the Hershey spa. It is amazing - for both men and women. The hotel is top notch and if you don't want to go to the amusement park or factory, you can lounge at the hotel.

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65 Posted by POGO SUX | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:50 PM

Powell Goldstein in Atlanta buses associates to the nearby Gas-n-Sip for a extra large Big Gulp and 1/2 a microwave burrito. The event is really subsidized, since the gas station is a major firm client.

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66 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:51 PM

Social Engineer-

Some firms are doing their part. I hear one of them is helping create jobs in Pasadena, for example. Now put down your broad brush.

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67 Posted by POGO SUX | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:52 PM

Powell Goldstein in Atlanta buses associates to the nearby Gas-n-Sip for a extra large Big Gulp and 1/2 a microwave burrito. The event is really subsidized, since the gas station is a major firm client.

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68 Posted by POGO SUX | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:52 PM

Powell Goldstein in Atlanta buses associates to the nearby Gas-n-Sip for a extra large Big Gulp and 1/2 a microwave burrito. The event is really subsidized, since the gas station is a major firm client.

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69 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:54 PM

That email about Powell Goldstein was pretty funny the first time.

Could someone please fill me in on the OMM/Ritz joke...I don't get it.

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70 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:58 PM

McGuireWoods had a partner retreat at the Greenbriar last year.

Latham & Watkins had an all-attorney retreat in Orlando and rented out large portions of Disney World at different times.

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71 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 1:58 PM

Can anyone chime in about the perks at Powell Goldstein?

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72 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:01 PM

Anyone know of retreats at Hogan or Covington?

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73 Posted by Social Engineer | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:04 PM

This time on retreats could be spent doing pro bono. Everybody goes to law school wanting to change the world and come out wanting to fill their banking account. I am somewhat guilty of this too, I got to get paid to pay those loans back, but I will do my part to make this world a better place.

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74 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:05 PM

Bangle, Bangle & Bangle takes its summers on an all expenses paid trip to Colonial Williamsburg.

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75 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:07 PM

Yes: Hogan brings in all its other US offices and they retreat to the giant atrium in its DC office lobby, where they camp out under the plants. Covington hosts a retreat at the Doubletree in Shirlington.

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76 Posted by A-Rod's a Douchebag | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:07 PM

It was Paul Weiss that had the softball game at Yankee Stadium.

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77 Posted by Is it really only 2:10? | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:11 PM

Shirlington? I LOVE Shirlington!

O good lord...I just want to go home.

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78 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:13 PM

Until this year, Heller Ehrman took all of its summer associates to Yosemite.

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79 Posted by Loyola2L | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:16 PM

I was beginning to come to terms with the fact that I will never have a biglaw job, but after hearing about OMM's retreat at the Pasadena Ritz I am once again inconsolable.

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80 Posted by Leroy Greer | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:19 PM

I have been to the Hershey Spa and there is NOTHING like dipping your balls in warm chocolate!!!

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81 Posted by Go to hell | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:20 PM

On behalf of all plaintiffs' lawyers lawyers who toil into the dead of the night on behalf of the powerless to respond to your needlessly lengthy discovery requests and "out-of-the-box" motions, it gladens my heart to read that many of you are spending at least part of your time engaged in such noble pursuits. Please let me know if anyone requires the testimony of any of my poor civil rights clients come judgment day.

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82 Posted by AA | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:20 PM

DLA Piper:

- Each of the main practice groups (litigation; corporate; real estate; IP; etc.) have retreats every 18 months in different locations. Recent locales have been San Diego, Chicago, a resort in Tampa, Ft. Worth (not as bad as that might seem at first).

- Some US attorneys get invited to the European practice group retreats (particularly in the finance areas). I know there have been several recent ones in Barcelona and in Italy.

- There is a retreat for all summers. This year was San Diego.

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83 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:22 PM

Probably not, but you still haven't provided his medical records from his podiatrist from 1985-88. When do you think we will see those?

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84 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:24 PM

shouldn't Loyola 2L be out of school by now? L2L -- if you can't a BigLaw job, you should try finding something that would allow you to network with BigLaw lawyers. Like maybe consider something in the services industry, maybe a hotel position. In Pasadena or something. (beat) I hear the Ritz-Pasadena hosts a crowd of OMM lawyers one weekend per summer. . .

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85 Posted by Ulysses S. Grant | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:25 PM

Firm retreats and practice retreats suck. It's the same old, same old crap. The MP stands on the podium and speaks in fluent cliche speak for an hour, followed by stream of practice group meetings that devolve into the 800 pound gorillas monopolizing the conversation. I hate retreats. Hate them with every fiber of my being. Several hundred thousand dollars of partner money spent on accomplishing nothing.

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86 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:25 PM

If it makes anyone feel better, I was poor before I started law school.

Biglaw: Fighting poverty one SA at a time.

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87 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:26 PM

McGuireWoods flew all associates and partners firm-wide to a resort in Tampa this Spring.

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88 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:29 PM

Dickstein Shapiro has a surprisingly fun all-attorney, all offices, weekend extravaganza (with spouses) every 18 months or so, at varying resorts in Virginia/Maryland vicinity.

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89 Posted by Loyola2L | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:32 PM

Loyola2L can never graduate, only the internet trolls who portray him.

Oh yeah!

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90 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:36 PM

2:29 - That's "Dicksteinland - The Happiet Law Firm on Earth"

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91 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:41 PM

This is a "perk"??? Sounds more like hell to me. Being FORCED to go out and pretend to have fun with a bunch of people I didn't choose to spend time with on my own, in a place I didn't choose to go on my own, and of course, since it's work, you have to be on "good behavior" the whole time. Fuck that shit. The best retreat perk is no-retreats at all.

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92 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:41 PM

Wow. Did 2:24 really just tell me that I needed pause while reading the comment? What is this world coming to?

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93 Posted by Luke | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:50 PM

The 2:20 plaintiffs' lawyer post makes a lot of sense and is thought provoking. (okay, me) Ironicly, I can state that OMM does have excellent perks and is an okay place to work if you hate God and worship filthy lucre. (Yes, I am a former associate.) We used to retreat to Santa Barbara, which had nice sea lions. I have no doubt that this Pasadena retreat is equallly effective at sapping new associates of any lingering humanity and love.

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94 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:54 PM

"Go to hell" can't really be a plaintiffs' lawyer. How the hell can discovery request on a civil rights plaintiff require you to toil into the night? In all cases involving individual plaintiffs, the plaintiff sits for a deposition and produces 237 pages of irrelevant documents we already had (regardless of what the actual requests read). In fact, I think they all produce the exact same 237 pages, which may explain why I already had them.

As for retreats, one bright-line rule is that they should never be held on weekends. If it's not important enough to happen on a workday, it's not important enough to cut into my weekends (to the extent I am able to salvage them).

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95 Posted by The 12:51 Anonymous Poster | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:55 PM

1:23, I agree those were extreme examples, and even the most casual "watcher" would take notice. I didn't really want to get into the minutae about how an offhand remark about the firm to the wrong person made on Friday night turns into a Monday morning "associate X hates the firm and specifically partners Y and Z." I'd much rather be the drunk guy falling into the pool. And I'd rather be doing it on my own time.

Now stop being such a hawk on my examples! Sheesh!

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96 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:56 PM

Here's the important question: Does anyone get billable hour credit for attending the retreat?

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97 Posted by dechert | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 2:59 PM

Dechert FRE goes on a 3 day retreat every year (with sig others invited). Last year was Camelback resort in Scottsdale and this year is Reynolds Plantation's Ritz in Georgia.

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98 Posted by Luke | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:00 PM

2:54, a typical defense lawyer, has over analyzed my post and assumed that all of my clients have civil rights claims. I only offered the civil rights clients as witnesses for Judgment Day. How many hours have you billed for the astute analysis?

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99 Posted by Larry | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:07 PM

Wilson Sonsini used to take all of its attorneys (partners and associates) to Pebble Beach for a long weekend in early September. They publicly discontinued the weekend in response to the tech crash, but then secretly started an identical partners-only weekend at the Ritz Carlton in Half Moon Bay. After they got outed on the secret partners-only weekend, they moved the venue back to Pebble Beach, but kept it partners-only.

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100 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:29 PM

Luke:

You're the first plaintiffs' lawyer I've seen that has admitted that not all of his clients have civil rights claims for whatever alleged ills befell them. Congrats on that.

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101 Posted by Anonymous | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:35 PM

Covington had a retreat at the Greenbrier this year. Significant others/spouses/families were invited (many attended), and the firm paid for everything: golf, spa treatments, meals, etc.

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102 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:37 PM

Latham normally has a weeklong retreat for summers in Arizona, but next year it will be in Vegas.

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103 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:37 PM

Latham normally has a weeklong retreat for summers in Arizona, but next year it will be in Vegas.

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104 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:39 PM

2:41 - sounds like you did a good job finding a firm that is a good fit for you.

and GDC's all associate event (every 3 years) also had Lance Armstrong, Bob Woodward, Elizabeth Blair, Jennifer Hudson, Paul Rusesabagina (the real guy from Hotel Rwanda), and others.

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105 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:46 PM

Baker Botts (Dallas) does an end of the summer retreat at the Four Seasons. SA get to play the TPC Byron Nelson course and/or get spa treatment.

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106 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:47 PM

OMM's Pasadena blowout had Mike Tyson, John Grisham, Nancy Reagan, Peaches, and Erin Brockovich (the real woman from 'Erin Brockovich'), freestyle rapping on a surround-sound karaoke machine set up next to the pool. And the firm subsidized all the meals (vouchers for the restaurant). It killed.

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107 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:50 PM

Mike Tyson killed, too.

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108 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 3:51 PM

It looks like most firms listed here allow spouses/SO's to come along. We don't have a retreat and spouses/SO's aren't even permitted to come to most social gatherings.

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109 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:00 PM

Lat, can you do a post on what benefits associates get for bringing on new clients? Some firms appear to give budget relief for time spent. Some give you a percentage of any fees generated while some give you a pat on the back and say thanks for the money.

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110 Posted by Luke | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:04 PM

3:29, you are a rapscallion. Although many of my clients admittedly do not have civil rights claims, they are all being played dirty by you and by the other posters. This bad faith is evidenced by the fact that you cannot even have a message board that has not been hijacked by former cheerleaders (working as recruiting coordinators) for LA Biglaw. You are all dogs.

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111 Posted by rah rah rah | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:17 PM

4:04 - kudos for use of the word "rapscallion."

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112 Posted by Confused SA | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:19 PM

What is a rapscallion? Is that higher or lower than Special Counsel?

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113 Posted by Ralph Wiggum | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:24 PM

I bent my rapscallion.

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114 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:38 PM

4:19: either way, not as good as "scalliwag", but close.

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115 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:41 PM

I like grilled rapscallion, in cream sauce.

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116 Posted by Luke | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:48 PM

I do believe that my broader message is being ignored. You are nevertheless still dogs. And, having participated in both plaintiff and defense biglaw boons, I'll stick with the former. At the American Association of Justice (f/k/a ATLA) convention in Chicago, we had a rock band (albeit the rock band Chicago), plenty of booze, all of the Democratic candidates for president to woo us for money (Hillary is taller than I had expected), and CLE courses on how to punk lame biglaw defense lawyers. Further, I have no fear about writing about booze because my office, like most plaintiffs' offices, has a keg; we also do not work on weekends. (FYI: Posts associating plaintiffs' allegedly substandard work product with readily available alcohol will be deemed obvious.)

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117 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:52 PM

My firm makes associates share rooms on retreats because, unlike SulCrom, they encourage unnatural relationships between associates. They think it boosts cohesiveness, like in the ancient athenian army.

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118 Posted by anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 4:59 PM

You mean the Spartans, not the Athenians.

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119 Posted by Anon | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 5:03 PM

Chicago is pretty pathetically lame, but kudos for everything else, especially beer and justice

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120 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 5:12 PM

4:48 -- your inability to distinguish between "former" and "latter" may have more to do with why you work for a plaintiff's firm. Just sayin'.

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121 Posted by Let the Eagle Soar | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 5:16 PM

Wow... I had no idea that ATLA had changed its name to the "American Association for Justice." How incredibly pretentious. (Can't say I'm shocked).

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122 Posted by Luke | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 5:21 PM

What inability, imbecile? I said plaintiffs and I meant plaintiffs. Perhaps your life as a defense lawyer in the shadows has dulled your perceptions. You are a dog.

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123 Posted by room sharing | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 5:27 PM

Good point, 4:52. A&B has a lot of inter-office romances, so maybe the firm just figures it is saving $ that would be wasted otherwise.

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124 Posted by rapscalliette | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 5:34 PM

Luke,

Enough with these dog defense lawyers insulting you. Is your plaintiffs' firm hiring? Take me off this billing Death Star.

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125 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 5:52 PM

4:59, don't mean to start a spat ala the plaintiff/defense bar spat currently raging, but I seem to remember from a college classics course that this stuff was common and systematically encouraged in the athenian army. Didn't socrates alude to it in one of Plato's dialogues? If not, whatever.
One note to firms that have people share rooms on retreats: propensity to snore + wine or beer with dinner = chainsaw noises all night long. This did not boost comeraderie, at least between me and the guy snorring in next bed over. For the record, we did not have an unnatural relationship, but he insisted on kjeeping the room so cold that I did wish he'd hold me.

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126 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 6:08 PM

Boies Schiller has an annual retreat in Jamaica. The firm pays for airfare, hotel and some meals for the attorney and the attorney's spouse and kids (if they have any).

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127 Posted by K&E Question | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 6:08 PM

What time of the year is this Hershey trip? Do incoming first years get to go to any cool trip for K&E in the fall?

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128 Posted by Luke | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 6:11 PM

Rapscalliette (at 5:34) you are obviously both intelligent and elegant. Any firm would be lucky to have you. Nevertheless, this page does welcome my plaintiffs' ilk; accordingly, I bid you adieu. Do not fear the billing Death Star. When the time is right, we will come for you. So long for now. . . .

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129 Posted by Woof woof | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 6:12 PM

You mean plaintiffs' lawyers don't work on weekends? No wonder their work product sucks so hard.

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130 Posted by rapscalliette | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 6:19 PM

Luke,

I know you are testing my proofreading skills by omitting the word "not" from your post. Never fear. I will be there to prevent you from filing complaints that, by way of typographical errors, admit your clients have no claim.

I will be waiting when you come for me.

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131 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 6:27 PM

Would you both just fuck and get it over with? The cross-bar sexual tension in too much.

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132 Posted by 7:05 | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 7:04 PM

What, no mention of Howrey and their faboo bootcamp?

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133 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 8:11 PM

6:27: you are a master. I prostrate myself before you.

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134 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 9:01 PM

My firm takes "annual" trips down the Hershey Highway. Guess my firm.

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135 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, August 8, 2007 9:03 PM

Morgan Lewis SF/LA has sweet overnight camping & rafting trips for summer associates.

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136 Posted by Anonana | Permalink Thursday, August 9, 2007 2:10 AM

DLA piper's summer retreat was hosted at the Hotel Del Coronado... included a dinner cruise and a night out in the downtown Gaslamp.

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137 Posted by not a perk | Permalink Thursday, August 9, 2007 9:44 AM

Retreats are dreadful. They are NOT a "perk," no matter where they are held. I'd rather work for 48 hours straight and not get any billable credit for the time, than be trapped for 2 days in a resort with my coworkers trying to pretend like I'm enjoying myself.

Just give me two days of vacation time, or pay me in cash what it would cost for me to attend. Or hell, just let me sit in the office. Who actually likes this crap? And who possibly benefits from this massive waste of money and time?

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138 Posted by Anon | Permalink Thursday, August 9, 2007 12:05 PM

Holland & Hart has an amazing firm retreat for all the summers in Aspen. Whoo hoo!

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139 Posted by MEA FRIGGIN' CULPA | Permalink Thursday, August 9, 2007 12:11 PM

Dear Brilliant People:

I am sorry for posting about the OMM retreat in Pasadena, not just once, but three separate times. For this error, I deserve to have my fingers sliced off and to be publicly shamed. Please accept my deepest apologies. What can I say? I am too stupid to work a computer and do not deserve to be an attorney, much less live. Thank you for pointing out the error of my ways.

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140 Posted by guest | Permalink Thursday, August 9, 2007 12:43 PM

OMM has a retreat in Pasadena?

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141 Posted by chill out | Permalink Thursday, August 9, 2007 1:28 PM

Calm down, 12:11. It's not like anyone even knows who you are. Lawyers are such perfectionists.

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142 Posted by anonymous | Permalink Thursday, August 9, 2007 2:59 PM

Arent Fox does an annual retreat for all atorneys and spouses, kids. Past retreats were at the Baltimore Inner Harbor Marriot, Hershey Hotel, Kingsmill in Virginia.

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143 Posted by anonymous | Permalink Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:03 PM

Arent Fox does an annual retreat for all atorneys and spouses, kids. Past retreats were at the Baltimore Inner Harbor Marriot, Hershey Hotel, Kingsmill in Virginia.

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144 Posted by anonymous | Permalink Thursday, August 9, 2007 3:06 PM

Sorry about the double post, connection problems.

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145 Posted by anonymous | Permalink Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:48 PM

Every evening, I retreat into a nice, warm bottle of brown liquor.

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146 Posted by :P | Permalink Friday, December 14, 2007 5:03 PM

My firm doesn't give any treats, nevermind retreats . . .

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