Ever Heard of the Term ‘Blue(book) Balls’?
We understand there are various websites — websites that we won’t mention by name or link to here — in which people seeking hook-ups or other sexual encounters can meet similarly minded individuals. Site visitors typically post pictures or images of certain body parts, in order to entice other visitors into arranging an encounter.
Anyway, by clicking on the box below, you can see a funny photograph that was posted on one such site. We’re inferring that the individual depicted is (1) horny and (2) a law student (maybe even a law review editor).
Please note that this image is NOT completely safe for work. Although it probably won’t set off automated porn filters, since it’s not a link to a pornography site, you do NOT want your co-workers to be around when you access it. Be sure to do so in the privacy of your own office. If you’re in a cubicle, wait until nobody else is around.
Also, please note that this image was sent to us by a reader. We did NOT find it on our own, and we do NOT visit the website from which it was taken. Thank you. [FN1]
[FN1] Yes, we fully expect this to be received with skepticism by the peanut gallery of commenters. That’s okay; serving as a piñata for anonymous commenters is part of our job description.
Update: In response to this comment, yes, the usual rules apply: please don’t identify this individual in the comments (if, for some disturbing reason, you actually recognize him).
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yes.
Saving everyone the time of posting "first" -- STOP!
freaking hilarious. just awesome.
Jesus Christ I'm scarred for life...
If I ever become THAT hairy, I'll wax myself.
Lat, you should have let Merck take the blame for this one. Even redacted, that image makes me violently ill.
I'm assuming this was posted in the breeder section of whatever website this came from?
This more than meets my standards for whacking material. Thx.
well at least I hid my Emmanuel's Torts outline when I took the picture.
fn1 should have read "not that there's anything wrong with that".
L2L has to pay his rent somehow.
Does anyone else's mind rush to fill in the censored blocks with the most horrific, diseased images conceivable?
Lat writes: "Please note that this image is NOT completely safe for work." So basically, the bluebook part of the image is safe for work, but the guy's hairy ass and balls are probably not?
lol@4:09
PETITION FOR LAT TO DESCRIBE THE FIRST TIME HE HAD SEX.
Taint. Redacted.
Dear Chewbacca:
You are one hairy Mother F*****.
Please consider electrolysis, laser, or some other form of hair removal before posting any further pictures on or near the internet. Really, I haven’t mowed my lawn in 3 months, and you have more growth.
Thank you.
Is anyone else bothered by how closely the tipster was examining this picture?
It would also be interesting to know what text accompanied this picture.
Isn't that the Vanimal?
Do the usual rules apply as to identifying this guy in the comments?
No, the Vanimal has been bikini waxed.
Grundle. Redacted.
4:43: I "examined" the picture, all right...
You know, in nerdier days we had a term for this. GOATSE'D!
If you do not know what that is, consider yourself lucky.
5:57 you are old...
I am more amused by the "Post in" links:
"Anal Sex / Butt Sex , Gay , Law Reviews , Law Schools , Nude Dancing , Pornography , Sex "
I was somewhat (and not pleasantly)surprised to find that there are at least 5 other articles that fall under the "Anal Sex / Butt Sex" category.
Wow.
hey 4:46 - could you actually identify the guy? or just the profile name?
And what type of date exactly was this tipster trolling for?
*fap fap fap*
Well, it can't be a Maroon book, because he's not currently pleasuring himself.
Lat, you should be ashamed of yourself. That bluebook is obviously the 17th edition, not the 18th; the 18th edition has a white label on the front indicating that it is distributed by Claitor Books.
8:58 - my 18th ed has no while label (bluebook envy)
In addition to all that hair, it looks like this guy might have the beginning of an acne outbreak on his right ass cheek.