Legal Eagle Wedding Watch: July's Couple of the Month
LEWW offers a seven-gun salute to newlyweds Zina Gelman and John Bash III, who scored a convincing victory in our July Couple of the Month vote.
Zina and John -- currently public servants in the chambers of Judge Brett Kavanaugh and Justice Antonin Scalia, respectively -- finished 16.7 percentage points ahead of the surprising second-place winners, the non-SCOTUS team of Jennifer DeLeonardo and Adam Frey.
Congratulations to Zina, John, and their poor little dog!
(For those of you who are curious, the full results appear after the jump.)
(19) Comments
Any pics of Laurie Lin?
Since when do they let 15 year olds marry, let alone clerk?
She's in it for love. You can just see it in her eyes and natural pose. Oh, love of herself I mean.
What a looks mismatch. You can see the $$ signs in her eyes.
Poor bastard. She's gonna be gettin her schwerv on with some hulking mass of trust fund top-ten'er within her first year at the firm.
4:24 - So sadly true, and yet... so delightful
Zina is hot.
In what world is this chick "hot"?? Oh right, the legal world, where everyone is busted, pasty, and fat.
Watch out for the "pool boy."
Their decisive victory adds to their overall terrifyingness. Are there Diebold machines involved in the LEWW polling?
Smart man...he is holding on for dear life!
Ugh.
4:50: The world in which she is hot is the real one. The world in which she is not hot is the world populated by busted, pasty, and fat message board geeks who would fumble their trousers if they met this woman in real life but who live in a fantasy internet land populated only by the women about whom they have fantasized during thousands of hours of online porn viewing.
I bet she looks good in a thong!
Stupidest thing on the entire Internet.
Stupidest thing on the entire Internet.
She's kinda cute, but not hot.
Well put, 5:29.
I'd love to see photos of some of the people here who jump all over other people's appearance. I bet there's a high percentage shy, pimply geeks and porn fanatics.
The more insecure you are about your own appearance, the more of a rush you must get out of trashing a stranger's looks under the cloak of anonymity.
They are both extremely good-looking. Rare to see a SCOTUS clerk and a likely future SCOTUS clerk who are this attractive.