Mike Nifong to N.C. State Bar: The Dog Ate My Law License
Quite literally. From TSG:
In a pathetic end to the Mike Nifong saga, the disgraced North Carolina prosecutor who handled the Duke rape investigation has turned in his law license, noting that he never framed or displayed the document because it had been damaged "by a puppy in her chewing stage."Additionally, in an August 7 letter to the North Carolina State Bar, Nifong noted that the law license also contained a misspelling of his middle name (which is Byron).
From the tipster who drew this to our attention: "Astounding." But sadly appropriate, too.
Nifong: The Dog Ate My Law License [The Smoking Gun]
(11) Comments
What the hell is a "law license"? Am I supposed to have one of those too?
12:35 - ditto
We had the option (NJ) of paying 40 bucks for some assinine sheet of paper to frame but I saved the money for beer and Luden's cough drops.
Incidently, I only bought the cough drops to dump them out and blow through the box to make that sound I love!!!
How can a sheet of paper be asinine?
"Incidently, I only bought the cough drops to dump them out and blow through the box to make that sound I love!!!"
Raisin boxes work too.
So, any guesses as to what this guy's gonna do for a living now? Maybe him and Loyoya2L can form a "forced-out-of-the-legal-profession-due-to-incompetence" job search team.
What, you've never heard of toilet paper?
WOOF!
Since when is a license something tangible? I thought it was permission to do something. The piece of paper just memorializes that.
Or maybe his license was a little metal tag that the dog wore on her collar.
I wonder if it was Mike Vick's dogs. He can get together with Jonathan Riches (c) and sue Vick for 700,000,000,000 Billion paid in pogs.
I used to genuinely hate this leftist, but now it is becoming increasingly hard to feel anything other than pity.
I wonder if he was actually a lawyer?