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X-Summers: Golden Shower

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Connoisseurs of urolagnia will enjoy this latest tale:
1. Superhero name: Golden Shower
2. Special power(s): Urophilic voyeurism.
3. Summered: the Dallas office of a large Texas law firm, summer 2005.
4. Claim to fame: From our tipster:

“One night, some of us, including [Golden Shower], were invited to a partner’s house for dinner. Another summer associate brought his girlfriend.”

“The partner’s house didn’t have locks on the bathroom doors. When the girlfriend went to the bathroom, she was followed inside by [GS]. She was embarrassed, but assumed he had walked in by accident.”

“But instead of leaving, he asked her if he could watch her pee. When she protested and told him to leave, he begged and said that it ‘wasn’t a big deal.’ He finally left only when she made it clear that she was about to scream.”

Poor Golden Shower. So he likes to watch — is that so wrong? We can be so puritanical sometimes. Why not live and let live, pee and let watch?
The conclusion of this story, after the jump.


5. What happened to him: From the same source:

“[The girlfriend] didn’t immediately tell anyone because she thought if she told her boyfriend, he would lose it and beat the hell out of [Golden Shower] (and lose his offer). When [the hiring partner found out about the incident] after the summer was over, he immediately called [GS] and revoked his offer.”

“It turns out that he had split his summer with another Dallas firm as well. He didn’t receive an offer at that firm because he showed up at the first party with [two girls] who were obviously escorts, but he introduced to everyone as his ‘sisters.’ After a couple of hours and several drinks, all three of them were sitting down at a table making out with one another.”

The usual rules apply: please do NOT name this former SA, or speculate about his identity, in the comments. Thanks.
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