all hot women should showcase their lovely asses in a tight pantsuit

all hot guys should showcase their lovely asses in tight suit pants. and not wear jackets to cover them up.

David,

This story has been covered elsewhere but your audience is much wider. You should do a lawyer/judge of the week peice on these incompetent, unethical, and unbelievably bumbling morons.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-limurd155375663sep15,0,3058467.story

See also:

http://blog.simplejustice.us/2007/09/14/appeals-court-buries-the-body-so-no-one-knows.aspx

and finally:

http://volokh.com/archives/archive_2007_09_16-2007_09_22.shtml#1190246916

I would wear it but my penis is too large- creates an unseemly bulge.

How did the defense incurr $100,00.00 in fees?????? that is equally outrageous... This case could have been won by just showing up and going through the motions. Preparation would consist of reading the file on the walk to the Courthouse. Unreal!!! How is this possible????

Femmes with tree trunks and cankles should wear pants at all times. All others should wear skirts. Death to skorts and clam diggers.

I tender an offer of judgment in the amount of $38.75 for the retard's pants. Case over. $100K what the fuck!

I have cankles - it sucks. But I'm also 8 months preggers, so at least I have an excuse!

12:27 - You are exempt from the dress ban, and may wear a pregnant femme sack.

I have cankles - it sucks. But I'm also 8 months preggers, so at least I have an excuse!

Are your beasts huge?

Are you into dogs or something? Sick fuck.

I would have taken the dry cleaner case pro bono, clients to pay costs only.

The cleaners should seriously consider an abuse of process suit against the (soon-to-be-former) ALJ.

Are you into dogs or something? Sick fuck.

HA I meant breasts!