Lawyer Advertisement of the Day
It's not as great as this lawyer ad. Nor does it rise to the level of the Nixon Peabody non-theme song.
But this lawyer advertisement, spotted in a Houston area convenience store, is pretty cute. And in a world in which software license agreements have choice-of-law clauses like this one, who's to say that it won't be effective?
(The attorney behind the ad is Wayne Heller, who appears to be a solo practitioner focused on criminal defense work.)
Trust me, I know... [Flickr]
Wayne A. Heller [FindLaw Lawyer Directory]

My first FIRST!!!
Jesus to 190!!!
or Jesus to layoffs ?
The priesthood doesn't pay well, but at least you have job security.
Sacre-licious . . . .
I wonder if the Vatican has a copyright on images of Jesus...
"The priesthood doesn't pay well, but at least you have job security [and great fringe benefits (manboy lovin!)]"
10:43 got me thinking what people have tried to register as trademarks for Jesus. Here's a quick list of my favorites:
s/n TM
78747327 JILAM (JESUS IS LOOKING AT ME)
78910666 CHIMPANJESUS
78676716 JESUSBRANDED (Reg. No: 3252452)
78543941 "1UP JESUS" - JESUS IS ALWAYS 1UP ON EVERY SITUATION (Reg. No.: 3235440 )
78839618 GSUS SAVES [ed: wtf]
78603468 MIND ON JESUS OFTEN "M.O.J.O."
Praise be to Jeebus.
Mohammed was a child molester.