the first two words of today's morning docket are gramatically problematic. it's going to be a long day.

THIRD!

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

I do not mistrust the future; I do not fear what is ahead. For our problems are large, but our heart is larger. Our challenges are great, but our will is greater. And if our flaws are endless, God's love is truly boundless.
Some see leadership as high drama, and the sound of trumpets calling, and sometimes it is that. But I see history as a book with many pages, and each day we fill a page with acts of hopefulness and meaning. The new breeze blows, a page turns, the story unfolds. And so today a chapter begins, a small and stately story of unity, diversity, and generosity — shared, and written, together.

There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe and there never will be under a Ford administration.

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

Bring 'em on.

Killed because of a dirty look? No. Killed because he drew out a gun in the middle of a shoving match. Read the article Merck, not just the headline ... its just a poor attempt to shock and sell news, and ATL just bought into it. Very poor ...

any truth to this rumor that Dewey LeBoeuf is dropping hour requirements for bonuses?

I love the names in that Atlanta story.. Demario, Marquez, Victerro. Sounds like a freaking Dumas novel.

Killed because of a dirty look? No. Killed because he drew out a gun in the middle of a shoving match.

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No, killed because he pulled a gun that he wasn't ready to use.

Today's tags are great:

Drugs
Immigration
Marijuana
Murder
Sex Scandals