Throw Your 'Legs in the Air' Like You Just Don't Care?
Remember Kyla Ebbert, the comely young woman whose sexy outfit was deemed too revealing for flight by Southwest Airlines? We mentioned her story in passing back in this post (fourth link).
Well, it seems that Ms. Ebbert is back in the news -- er, nude. From the AP:
A 23-year-old college student who was told by a Southwest Airlines employee that her outfit was too revealing to fly is wearing even less on Playboy's Web site....Kyla Ebbert appears in a series of pictures — some in lingerie, some nude — under the heading, "Legs in the Air."
"They're very tastefully done," Ebbert told The Associated Press on Thursday. "I don't see anything wrong with the female body."
Indeed. And we're big fans of Playboy, which we read strictly for the articles (and the ATL shout-outs).
So what does Kyla Ebbert want to do with her life?
Ebbert worked at a Hooters in San Diego but said she wants to become an attorney, and doesn't think posing nude should get in the way of her professional aspirations."This was beautiful and classy. I don't see why it would affect a professional position," she said. "I'd do it again in a heartbeat."
Ebbert is absolutely right -- there's a long and distinguished tradition of law students posing in various states of undress. See here.
So, when's the application deadline for Miami Law?
Flyer told to change outfit poses nude [AP via Yahoo! News]
(62) Comments
She could totally work at Fox Rothschild.
First
I'd hit it.
FIRST to tap that.
Yeah, so she's "lawyer" hot . . .
Yeah, so she's "lawyer" hot . . . butterface.
"Indeed. And we're big fans of Playboy, which we read strictly for the articles (and the ATL shout-outs)."
So funny because it's true.
She's not really lawyer hot. Just hot.
Did anyone have any doubt that I would make an appearance on this thread?
Come on: Who would not grope her (with her consent, of course)?
I conclude that this fine las is extremely gropable.
I wonder what JT has to say about all of this.
How long before FR takes down the full body pics? I thought by now, but no, just checked. Still there. Billy has more work to do.
NOT HOT. This girl looks anorexic.
I have a great school for her. University of Miami School of Law.
10:24,
What's the matter, her knees too sharp for you?
Anorexic chicks are hot
10:24 = chubby chaser, virgin, living with parents.
Huge cans on a skinny chic is fantastic. Who wants to see two sets of tits on fat chicks. Don't hate this girl because she reminds you of the constant rejection and heartbreak you feel as a 35 year old virgin.
I would motor boat those cans and then flip her over and tap that ass!
She want to be a lawyer, huh? I think Lionel F. Hutz is looking for a new associate.
Nice on 10:26. Did you get that from Lat's comment just a few lines up?
In other new, did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue... EEEEHY!
Exhibit 1: "This was beautiful and classy. I don't see why it would affect a professional position," she said.
Exhibit 2: "I'd do it again in a heartbeat."
This woman clearly lacks the good judgment required to be an attorney. That is, unless she's going for the Akin Gump escort angle.
Become a lawyer? Wouldn't that require graduating college first? Someone tell her the local community college won't cut it. And while you're at it, tell her to put some clothes on and to stop dying her hair that putrid color. The girl looks like a brokedown version of Holly from "The Girls Next Door" for Gods sake. And that's not a good thing.
Well there's really no question that she is skanky. But she's also hot. I don't want to meet her daddy. I just want her in my Caddy.
Aw, Bitchy, don't be threatened by that skank, we still love you.
She goes to Mesa Community College. I don't think that law school is in the cards for her. She is doable, but not amazing.
"Now, we haven't seen [the ATL shout-out] for ourselves, 'cause Playboy isn't our cup of tea, you see. But if somebody would like to send us a scan of the relevant page, we'd be most grateful."
http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/11/not_everyones_a_winner_at_nixo_1.php
But now you're a "big fan"? So you were against Playboy before you were for it?
This is just getting to be very boring--this is what the #1 Legal Blog in the country finds interesting and amusing? Wait till next year's vote.
http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/features/southwest-ebbert/kyla-ebbert-01.html
She's got the makings of a great personal statement when she applies for law school. "I was the subject of discrimination, humiliation, etc." She's a shoo-in for Yale Law.
Bitchy: Don't worry, we all still love to hear about: your tits, proclivity for blowjobs, desire to swallow, and overall sex drive.
So, what are you wearing? Any panties?
How about someone find the link to her pictures so we can all really judge her merits?
10:43--
What are you talking about? MCC has the third highest representation at Yale Law, behind Yale and Harvard.
"This was beautiful and classy."
Yeah, that's how I'd characterize a photo shoot captioned "Legs in the Air."
No such thing as too rich, or too skinny.
I've got the presciption for you, another hot beef injection!
"No such thing as too rich, or too skinny."
SMH.
10:59 - Amen.
10:24 contradicts himself.
I will hire her to be my secretary and pay her attorney wages with special bonuses that make Cravath look cheap!
So, I'm in vegas in the afternoon, looking for something to do before gambling that night. I wander into the Glitter Gulch for a drink, and end up chatting with one of the dancers for an hour or two (in was the afternoon - on a week day - very quiet in there). It had occurred to me that the girl who was too sexy for Southwest was flying to Vegas when she got kicked off, and the news had reported that she was going there for a check-up from her doctor on some new implants. Who goes to Vegas to get breast implants?
Me: Hey, you know that girl who got kicked off of Southwest for dressing to hot?
Dancer: Yeah, I remember that.
Me: Any chance she's a dancer here in Vegas? It seemed strange she was coming to vegas for a check up from her doctor.
Dancer: Not really strange, she's a dancer over at the Spearmint Rhino.
Me: She still dancing there?
Dancer: Last I heard...
So all you guys who want to meet her, here's your chance!
She might be lawyer hot, but she's not a lawyer. She works at Hooters, and for a Hooters chick she's mediocre at best.
The news story states she was flying from San Diego to Arizona, not to Vegas. But nice try with a b.s. story and an attempt to get people to go to the Spearmint Rhino.
This girl is what I think about whenever anyone mentions anything east of the Rockies. Good luck out there brainiacs.
11:24: That's a great news story you got from a stripper. Did she tell you she was working her way through nursing school, too?
Sigh. It's true. I was lied to by that stripper. Now, where's my wallet?
Hmmm....
Typical let me distract you from my busted face with my straw-hair and fake-thingies bobble-head.
Sigh. It's true. I was lied to by that stripper. Now, where's my wallet?
Hmmm....
For an up-close shot at how busted her face is: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20641687/
I was at a Hooter's the other night and the waitress said she was going to become a lawyer. When we questioned her ambition she told us she is currently getting her associates degree in law. I told her my friend would take care of her baby and she was on him like white on rice. He made the mistake of saying he was a lawyer, I stayed true to being and architect.
1:10 - Classic! Good work, counsellor.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20641687/
Wow, after I looked at this picture, I thought she (he) might actually be a transformer.
I hope she sues Southwest.
Wait a second. The self-styled "love airline" is refusing to serve passengers it perceives as being "too sexy?" My, how times have changed.
Is Southwest had more passengers that looked like her, they could raise ticket prices.
No connection to ATL. This is below ATL.
A close up of Miss Ebbert's face suggests that "23" may be her showbiz age . . .
She fell out of the ugly tree. Curiously, on her way down, her face hit some branches, but her body came through unscathed.
Stay out of law school, sweetheart. We have enough whores in our profession. Thanks!
As a public service, here's a link:
http://www.buck1690.com/Kyla-Ebbert/
Thanks 8:01. Faces are overrated.
Why is it when people of notoriety like this woman decide to go for the bucks and display it all in these skin mags, they always say that the pictures are very "tasteful." Who the hell are they fooling? It's not like Botticelli or Raphael is painting your portrait, honey; the nudity would be "tasteful" in that case. A magazine wrapped in cellophane? I don't think so!
Where is Bitchy from? So I can pull her hair like she likes.
I bet this stupid bitch from the plane things she could be a good lawyer because she "likes to argue".
Where is Bitchy from? So I can pull her hair like she likes.
I bet this stupid bitch from the plane things she could be a good lawyer because she "likes to argue".
If you want to see the pics here you go: http://www.buck1690.com/Kyla-Ebbert/
They are NSFW.