University of Miami Law School Strikes Again
What's our favorite law school? Not Harvard, not Yale -- at least not for blogging purposes. When it comes to generating ATL material, the University of Miami School of Law tops the rankings.
We previously addressed the U. Miami Law community as follows:
Thanks to your many mentions in these pages -- in addition to this YouTube gem [a musical modeling montage by a current student], you've also given us an allegedly prostitute-soliciting professor; a train wreck of a People's Court appearance, featuring a saucy current student and an even more saucy former professor; and UM alumna Oona O'Connell, now prominently featured on a site called Girls and Guns (look under the "Girls" tab) -- you've been granted your very own ATL category tag. Congratulations!
And now we have another post to file under that tag...
It seems that Oona O'Connell : University of Miami :: Felix Frankfurter : Harvard Law School. Perhaps due to its tropical location, UM is apparently populated by more aspiring models than future lawyers.
First we brought you this would-be model, a current UM law student. And now we introduce you to "Jessica" (at right), a red-headed stunner who is currently a 1L at Miami. Check out the video clip below, "Bikini Pool," in which Jessica and several other bikini-clad women shoot pool -- to wit, "a hot, sexy game of Cutthroat."
Correction: Jessica is not an "aspiring" model, she IS a model. She was on national contracts for both modeling and acting for two years before deciding to attend law school. Very impressive! How many law school students can make such a claim?
[Warnings: (1) As you might expect from a video clip entitled "Bikini Pool," it features women in bikinis. Don't play it if you're in a location where such a sight might be deemed inappropriate. (2) This video features loud music. Turn off your speakers if necessary.]
Bikini Pool [YouTube]
Earlier: Prior ATL coverage of the University of Miami School of Law (scroll down)
(40) Comments
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Well, im sure this vid didnt do anything for our Latty boy given where he drives his bike...
I will enjoy watching her perform in hardcore pornography in 1-2 years, but she's only C-list pr0n star hot.
Apparently there is Hot and then there is Law Student Hot.
Oona O'Connell is Hot.
"Jessica," is not.
I heard she already had a gig at GT.
That Rebecca girl is hot, CC wins second place.
scary. Perhaps UM needs to start doing entrance interviews and background checks for its students (and after the People's Court incident, maybe for its faculty as well).
It's Florida. This is probably some of the more normal stuff going on at UM Law.
Background checks for what? Poor taste?
A complete and utter embarassment... I thought Jones picking up crack-hoes in his Benz was bad...
Any who, why are these "aspiring models" shelling out $30k per year for law school when it appears as though the chances they will ever practice law are slim to none? If you want to "study" law to bide your time until you soft porn/modeling career takes off, go to FIU, Nova, etc.
And don't tell me our fair maiden is working to pay for law school. The $5k she got paid for this stunt went on her feet or up her nose.
If getting our own ATL tag doesn't help us crack those top 14 law schools - I just don't know what will.
I don't know what you thought, but that music was totally awesome.
Wow, that music was radical.
When was this made, 1987? Look at that bikini!
I'd retain her.
I love how the host jumps on Jessica to strip her down to her bikini. The director deserves an oscar.
The "bikini pool" song is stuck in my head and won't come out.
Why do chicks to stupid things like this? I'll never get it.
C yoU Next Tuesday!
5:28
So you think she'll be a paralegal?
The kind of girl that you'd sleep with if you knew nobody would find out, but would need to justify to your friends when they invariably did.
1. I'd hit all of them... although the first host who jumped all over Jessica to strip her sort of looked like a tranny.
2. Worst music EVAR. "Bikini Pool! Bikini Pool!" then... "Pro Shots! Pro Shots!" then... "Celebrity Poooooool!!!!"
3. Damn, that was a fast game of pool.
4. The video had more cheesy one-line double entendres in it than your average porno.
Nice 007 posters in the background. Are these ladies members of Ms. Galore's Flying Circus?
OMG...I have to say when I am killing myself preparing for my exams..nothing feels better than learning that these "Models" that can't remember to erase their soft core porn appearances are in the grade curve.
Why does this lame clip end just before they all sex each other?
lat--
you aren't going to give a shout-out to whoever hooked you up with this?
we all know you didn't research this yourself!
yes yes no yes
i went to UM law and my take is thus: top tier when it comes to hot ass walking around campus / 2nd tier when it comes to getting a good job.
POINT OF ORDER! Cut-Throat is a game for three -- not four -- players.
Also, this lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit. Enjoy your deathtrap ladies . . .
Why should anyone care that she made the video - it wont make her any worse of a lawyer.
Listen to you all acting all high and mighty about how she shouldn't have done it - and then think about all the dirty crap you write on this board. At least she does it without hiding.
Lawyers need to stop acting like gossiping high school kids and judge other lawyers on merit, not on personal views of sexual morality.
What people do on their own time is their own business.
She's being penalized for having a unique background in the entertainment industry?
UMiami is good to its students. This girl needs to keep a low profile!
11:10:
Hi Jessica!
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Girls with sticks, baby take your time
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Sink your balls baby, one at a time
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What they do is take their shots
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Girls in bikinis, looking so damn hot
C D Em
Bikini pool, all the time, yeah
C D Bm
Girls in bikinis, looking fine
1. She is gorgeous
2. This aint illegal, immoral or unethical
3. This is far less offensive to me than being a member of some neo-fascist student group that funnels underqualified assjacks to certain "prestigious" legal positions. But your mileage may vary and those differences of opinion make this the land of the free.
The host also comes out in the Extends Male Enhancement infomercials where she and a group of girls talk about their desire for extra grande sausage...hilarious as they stop supposed strangers on the street to ask them about their results. I think we just need to realize that there are hott women like Jessica in all walks of life, including the legal profession.
i hope she grades on to law review.
also 1:05 AM gets A+.
i see this girl around campus every now and then. shes not as hot in person for some reason.
wouldn't be surprised if she grades onto law review. she's a lot smarter than her looks would lead you to believe.
if you want to see some more of her stuff, check out season 1 of Friday Night Lights (she plays Sally)
Who cares????
she's not hot enough to look dumb.
she's not hot enough to look dumb.