Accused Groper to Santa Claus: You Wish
Okay, she didn’t quite say that. But, for the record, the woman accused of groping Santa Clause denies the allegations, claiming that she never ever sat on his lap:
“I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t know if he was confused, it was a false report,” Sandrama Lamy, 33, said this morning.Lamy said she was window shopping at the mall Saturday with a friend when she decided to get a picture with a man playing Santa Claus.
A woman — apparently working with the mall Santa — made a comment after the picture was snapped, Lamy said.
“I did not sit on his lap. A woman there said ‘Be careful, that’s my husband.’ I said ‘What does that have to do with the picture?’” Lamy said. “That’s all I said, and I left.”…
“Why would I do this? There were so many people there. If he (Santa) needed a few extra bucks I would have given it to him,” Lamy said. “I’ve never been involved in a crime or anything. This is shocking to me.”
Selected amusing comments from readers of the Danbury News-Times, after the jump.
From two News-Times commenters:
“Something very fishy about this story. Maybe adults should not be allowed to sit on Santa’s lap… I myself have never seen an adult sit on Santa’s lap. I am wondering why they would allow an adult to do this and any adult that does sit on his lap takes the chance that Santa may tell a story. Does her picture show her on the lap, is there a negative? Now we have to worry about sexual harrassment [sic] in the Santa business, such a shame.”“Was that a lump of coal in Santa’s pocket, or was he just happy to see her?”
And from a third, commenting as “Hillary Clinton”:
“Sounds like the ho, ho, ho was working Santa’s South Pole. Is there a Old Navy blue dress with a crusty stain on it?”
C’mon, “Hillary,” you should know better. That dress was from the Gap — and it belongs in the Smithsonian.
Woman accused of Santa groping: ‘I did not do anything wrong’ [Danbury News-Times]
Earlier: I Saw Mommy Groping Santa Claus
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sippin on some FIZZURST
she's guilty.
first
Sounds like slander. In the age of the internet a person can have his or her image severely damaged in a matter of hours.
sounds like santa was trying to ninja some money from her. damn ninjas.
Lol -- sounds like Santa made it up to appease his jealous-ass wife. Seriously, how insecure do you have to be to FOLLOW YOUR HUSBAND TO WORK TO MAKE SURE OTHER WOMEN DON'T HIT ON HIM? If he wants to be with other women, he's gonna find a way, and her stalking him certainly isn't going to make him think "gee, I really shouldn't do this to my wonderful, loving wife." Jebus, some women...
11:44...Rrrright. And if your husband is suitable for the role of Santa, really, how big of a catch can he be??? Really Santa's wife should have no worries....
If she did not sit, you must acquit!
11:44 -- you don't know what you're talking about. Some men need to be watched very closely.
so sandrama gets upset by the jealous wife. next, sandrama decides she's going to have little bit of fun with this insufferable killjoy wife and so she grabs santa a little in full view of the wife. the wife gets really mad and calls the police. the end.
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Gotta stay stay stay!
Can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!
11:57 - or you could just spice things up by wearing a thong yourself.
I had a friend who used to do the Santa gig when we were in college. It was pretty good money, he said, and there were a lot of pretty women who thought it was funny to get their picture taken on Santa's lap. As a less-than-attractive college student, he was more than happy to have pretty bimbos paying to sit on his lap and do whatever they wanted.
Guys in my high school used to grab Santa's balls all the time- it was no big deal.
San(ta) drama's story is Lamy.
"Santa Clause"? Way to misspell.
Lat has become part of the War Against Christmas!