Morning Daily Docket: 12.26.07
* Would a holiday search be unreasonable? [Findlaw via How Appealing]
* Is the DOJ passing up a chance to crack down on plaintiff's lawyers? [WSJ Law Blog]
* Nothing but a G string. [CNN]
* Toby Keith puts his boot in the defendant's ass in the form of a $2.8 million verdict for his family in a suit over the wrongful death of his father. [AP via Asbury Park Press]
Posted In: Morning Docket

First! hahahahaha
What's up with the 2004 CNN article?
Why is the MORNING docket being posted in the AFTERNOON? Shouldn't it be the Afternoon Docket?
Kasowitz Benson matched market !
Kasowitz Benson matched market !
I think I saw it this morning but then it went away and just came back again...
server weirdness over the holidays?
No, not server weirdness over the holidays--recycling over the holidays.
(Note the strikeover, making it cleaver.)
Merck, I love the Toby Keith comment. I think the oblovious overconfident redneck southernet shtick could work for you, and recommend you make it a centerpiece of all future posts.
Toby Keith is very clearly a pirate. A true Jedi would never have called one of them there scumbag plaintiff's liars and sued another 'merican.
As for yesterday's comments about ghost pirates v. ghost ninjas, you are clearly mistaken. Both pirates and ninjas are capable of death. Jedis can kill them both.
I AM THE FACE OF LAWSUIT ABUSE
jedis are weaksauce. just the other day i saw a pirate beat down 10 jedis (and 4 ninjas, too).
Listen 10:03 - Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things. Did it ever occur to you that the Jedis only APPEARED to loose? I mean, seriously, no way a Jedi - who has the power of the force - could ever be beat down by some hook-handed pirate. Puh-lease.
First rule of lawsuit abuse . . . don't talk about lawsuit abuse.
"For those of you who celebrate it.".....WTF?
Christmas, as much as I disagree with it, has become a secular holiday. I think you would be hard pressed to find any merchandise dealer or manufacturer that would say otherwise. Its become more about buying than anything and anybody who gets offended by "Merry Christmas" doesnt have their head on straight.
A "Holiday Tree"?!!!?? WTF? We dont call a minora a Holiday Candle Stick.
Some folks need to pick another cause.