Brief Reflections on the Facebook Profile of Kumari Fulbright
As we mentioned in our earlier post about Kumari Fulbright, the former beauty queen and current law student indicted on charges of kidnapping her ex-boyfriend, we poked her today on Facebook. She has not yet returned our poke. But, surprisingly enough, she did add us as a friend.
(We also asked her, via Facebook message, if she had any comment on her case. But we haven't heard back from her, even though she has been online for most of the day.)
Update: Exciting news! Kumari Fulbright has poked us back. See here.
Now, although we've been added as a friend, we're not in very exclusive company. Since her story broke, Ms. Fulbright has been rapidly acquiring friends -- over 50 in the last 24 hours. Can you imagine if (1) social networking sites existed at the time of the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and (2) that curvaceous beauty was on MySpace or Facebook? She would have picked up "friends" faster than her blue Gap dress picked up presidential DNA.
Anyway, as a Facebook friend of Kamari Fulbright, we have access to her profile. We offer some observations and advice, after the jump.
First, here's confirmation that we're talking about the same Kumari Fulbright -- the 2L at the University of Arizona and former beauty queen (Miss Pima County and Miss Desert Sun, and a contestant in Miss Arizona).
Granted, "Kumari Fulbright" is a distinctive name. But in case you harbor any doubt, her page lists her various pageant titles.
Second, given the nature of the allegations against her -- to wit, that she kidnapped and tortured her ex-boyfriend -- we'd suggest that Kumari remove the "Superpoke" application, currently a prominent part of her profile.
Of course, it could be worse. Kumari hasn't used Superpoke to "kidnap," "bite," "threaten to kill," or "hold a butcher knife up to" any other Facebook user. But still, it doesn't look good.
Let's see, what else is on her Facebook page...
Activities: "My only job is looking cute!"Favorite Quotes: "Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't have enough money." -- Kumari Fulbright
"Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your hearbeat [sic], or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on, one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have you. Find the guy that when he's with his friends, points to you and says...that's her." -- One Wise Woman
And if he doesn't treat you right -- bind him up with duct tape, and slice and dice him with a butcher knife.
We leave the last word on Kumari Fulbright to a poster on her Facebook wall, who writes: "nott to shabby.... keep dominating."
Keep dominating, indeed.

Fizzirst!
Ok...?
Hey, anyone can make a mistake.
wow... I thought I was cool when I friended David Lat.
I just now revoked friendship. don't take it personal lat... but my facebook profile, while not exactly private, is not intended to end up on ATL
This is the sort of investigative blogging we expect from you Lat. Keep it up, you just might be starting to redeem yourself from the perfomance of the last month.
"She has not yet returned our poke."
Lat, you are funny.
This is the last time I'm going to ask this:
SOPHISTICATED, CROSS-BORDER TRANSACTIONAL WORK vs. COMPLEX BET-THE-COMPANY LITIGATION
(T5 heading to V10)
The face book pic was definitely taken in better times--like 100K miles ago...
she sounds vile and shallow.
The 4 C's?
Cocaine, Cutting, Crystal meth and County blues?
"Find the guy that when he's with his friends, points to you and says...that's her."
Instead she found the guy that, when he's at her trial, points to her and says...that's her.
Come on Lat. Monica Lewinsky was not a "curvaceous beauty." She was fat. There is a big difference.
5:30: underrated
5:34 ditto
Ok, let me translate her page:
I have super low self-esteem and although I believe that having a man to depend on will change my life for the better, it will not because I have serious emotional problems that will effect any relationship I am in. I demand attention and think I'm way prettier than I am. I also have no idea how to spell. Oh, and I've had a "few" abortions.
5:30, well done
Lat, please use Superpoke to "bite" Kumari and post the screen shot on ATL. Thanks.
I can't wait to see Kumari's first gang bang film. Huzzah!
6:12 hit the nail on the head.
4:27 - Two words: Limited Profile.
This is why the internet exists.
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
LOOK at her jawline in these photos. She looks like a man who had a sex change! *has flashbacks to a certain harassment lawsuit*. Can anybody confirm this? Her jaw line makes me 96% sure that she was a man. (no, not 95%, 96%!)
Here's the link:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319925,00.html#
I've got news for you all.... That picture wasn't taken after she tortured her boyfriend. Its from the night before her CivPro final...
10:57 = fat girl with 3 chins instead of jaw line.
5:30 wins.
Yeah, I agree with SHE'S A MAN, looks like we had inklings of the issues with her face way back when she took that weapon-in-hand photo. Butterface.
5:30 = awesome
Hahaha, what a great article! I've never checked this blog before, but I sure will again.
Who's hotter? Kumari or the crazy redhead from UM in the Bikini Pool video? And for that matter, Which Would you rather have kidnap and torture you?