Facebook Gurus: Help! What Are We Supposed To Do Now?

Just half an hour ago, in our exegesis of her Facebook profile, we observed — and yes, we’ll ‘fess up, our feelings were a trifle hurt — that Kumari Fulbright hadn’t returned our Facebook poke.
Our apologies to the fabulous Ms. Fulbright. It seems that we poke — er, spoke — too soon:

Oh noes! Where do we go from here? Send her a spare roll of duct tape as a “gift”? Bite her and turn her into a “zombie” — because she’s not fearsome enough already?
Facebook can be so confusing!
Earlier: Brief Reflections on the Facebook Profile of Kumari Fulbright

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