The chest is mine

Why do people assume that weirdos and perverts read Playboy? Or that they would call her? (Assuming all men are not weirdos and perverts). Wouldn't a wierdo/pervert be the MOST likely candidate for a hostile divorce?

http://www.playboy.com/style/features/lawyer-of-love/lawyer-of-love-photopage01.html

My verdict: Trashy slut.

Why do people assume that weirdos and perverts read Playboy? Or that they would call her? (Assuming all men are not weirdos and perverts). Wouldn't a wierdo/pervert be the MOST likely candidate for a hostile divorce?

I would eat the corn out of her pooh

http://www.playboy.com/style/features/lawyer-of-love/lawyer-of-love-photopage01.html

My verdict: Trashy slut.

I called, she has a great voice.. I just breathed into the phone.

Is the pic from her bio a mug shot after a prostitution arrest? That is one ugly biotch; I expected a little more from the billboard.

What's with DePaul and pornography? Shame, shame . . . .

She is really taking this seriously. If you go to her firm's website, they have a whole section called "Playboy Press," which consists entirely of two articles that came out today. Not wasting any time trying to capitalize on this one.

LAT. your posts are getting sloppy.

you forgot the word "and" in this sentence between "hard" and "pressed."

"As a pure marketing ploy, I'm hard pressed to figure out what kind of clients Fetman is trying to target by posing nude in Playboy."

4:14: you have corn in your teeth and breath smells like shiiiii....

Ny to 190!

I would lick that guys chest till it bled!

Lazy Queen and Pirate

Is the pic from her bio a mug shot after a prostitution arrest? That is one ugly biotch; I expected a little more from the billboard.

What's with DePaul and pornography? Shame, shame . . . .

Is the pic from her bio a mug shot after a prostitution arrest? That is one ugly biotch; I expected a little more from the billboard.

What's with DePaul and pornography? Shame, shame . . . .

That's me on the right. I can bench press 285. It used to be 340 when I was on steroids.

Is the pic from her bio a mug shot after a prostitution arrest? That is one ugly biotch; I expected a little more from the billboard.

What's with DePaul and pornography? Shame, shame . . . .

She is really taking this seriously. If you go to her firm's website, they have a whole section called "Playboy Press," which consists entirely of two articles that came out today. Not wasting any time trying to capitalize on this one.

DEPAUL PORN (X4): HIT POST ONCE YOUR FREAKING MORON. I BET YOU WORK AT CRAVATH!

She is gross.

self made entrepreneur?
isn't that redundant?

285? That's it? My sister can bench 285, must be an Harvard Grad..........

it's a trap, right? she's clearly a tranny.

4:23: you could be a venture-back entrepreneur. Or part of a incubator. Or an entrepenuer with partners. Pull your head out of your ass and think before you write.

I call bullshit on the bio. You didn't need a recommendation to get into DePaul Law School in the nineteen-eighties (and may not now).

4:14: you have corn in your teeth and breath smells like shiiiii....

These pics are precisley what is wrong with the legal profession today.... wait...actually these pics have TOTALLY redeemed the legal profession! Who needs legal reasoning when you have a couple "arguments" like that... irrefutable.

I am feeling a tingling looking at BOTH pics... am I bi?

Those pics remind me of Bill and hillary Clinton... Lets make america better in 2008 and beyond. Return the clintons to the white house!!!

Reason #9,808 to get rid of all law schools but the top 50.

I write 90% of the posts on this site... i bring comedy gold, teddy bear named mohammed, anti-military, man-bear-pig, frat stud, pirate rant, anti-establishment, pro-bush, anti-bush, lazy queen, super lat -- I write it all. I invented "first" and then had it banned. I am, like a fat-vegetarian, or hot-female-conservative -- a walking contradiction. I am an oxymoron like "gay man" or "Religion of Peace". I own a gun but hate to hunt. I don;t understand the big deal about dog-fighting. I don't know the different uses of a semi-colon and a colon.

I don't get it. Ms. Fetman clearly has such lovely blonde hair in her bio pic. Why would she dye it brown for the billboard?

I wrote her recommendation... she earned it the "hard" way.

4:39 is telling the truth. (Its me again).

4:39 is NOT: JT or Loyola 2L or David Lat (although I sometimes say I am).

4:39 is telling the truth. (Its me again).

4:39 is NOT: JT or Loyola 2L or David Lat (although I sometimes say I am).

4:39 is telling the truth. (Its me again).

4:39 is NOT: JT or Loyola 2L or David Lat (although I sometimes say I am).

"As a pure marketing ploy, I'm hard pressed to figure out what kind of clients Fetman is trying to target by posing nude in Playboy"

Heh. Hard pressed.

"Even if her spread did generate some decent clients, Fetman would spend hundreds of hours culling through all kinds of calls from various perverts and weirdos contacting her for reasons other than aggressive legal representation."

Heh. Spread.

I LOVE the bio. Especially the repeated references to "working full time" while in school. Does anyone NOT think that refers to full shifts at a local strip club?

On the other hand, it would be one instance where the old excuse "I'm just dancing to put myself through school" would actually be true. Between her and Diablo Cody, stripping is become THE stepping stone to success!

I love the firm's 'baker's dozen' approach to their specialties: 12 sub-specialties of family law, and then ENTERTAINMENT law tossed in as well. WTF????

Check out the Q&A section on the playboy site http://www.playboy.com/style/features/lawyer-of-love/lawyer-of-love-questionpage01.html

Among other gems:

When should you hire a divorce lawyer? The day after you say, "I do."

Always make your wife work....
So what is a guy to do? Grow some balls and make sure Wifey has an education beyond the first grade and that she remains employed at full capacity no matter how many children she bears.

Entertainment law is closely tied to family law... jack-less-ass

I am the guy who hates Billy Merck and the guy who hates the guy who hates Billy Merck.

Dude, the partner first partner under that pic, why didn't they put HER on the billboard?

http://www.fgalawfirm.com/kellyBio.html

The fine lady in that Billboard is missing something that I can provide for a nominal fee . . . a pearl necklace!

"Reason #9,808 to get rid of all law schools but the top 50."

Is the reason that billboard girls don't exist in the first Tier or that you are sick and tired of sitting next to people that are clearly beneath you?

From:

Tier 2 grad that sits next to you in BigLaw.

Idiot.

I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material I understand to be embraced [as obscene] . . . [b]ut I know it when I see it!

Why are her breasts rectangular?

5:44,
You must have small boobs as my boobs are not rectangular. Instead what you are seeing is cleavage . . . I suggest you get to work, earn some money, and buy yourself a pair of tits.

5:44,

Join me, president of the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee)

Who is that GUY>?!?!

"After taking several classes in pre-law at DePaul, a professor recommended that Fetman attend law school due to her "tenacious argumentative" skills and "natural ability to present issues in a logical fashion." This same professor wrote a written recommendation for Fetman and she was given a partial scholarship to DePaul College of Law."

180 for "wrote a written recommendation"!

Looks like the guy has some sort of rash causing him to break out in yellow hives. He should probably get that looked at.

Why are her breasts rectangular?

and unaturally widely spaced- looks fake but who cares I'd hit that ass anyway

Here is a poll: MILF or COUGAR.

My vote:
Cougar +1

(also, she is better at 44 than most girls are at 22, especially law students)

Ms. Fetmen is quoted on the Chicago Sun-Times Website: "The naked body is a beautiful thing," she said. "Besides, I still have the same brain I had before I took my clothes off. I'm the same lawyer, the same ballbuster and then some. I shouldn't be punished for having brains and a body."

http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/736513,CST-NWS-billboard11.article

omg, 6:35, you're either joking or an idiot. There aren't any "hives," there's a TREE in front of the billboard.

6:59: I think we now know who the idiot is.

The Bio is gold. Edit it Corri - all lawyers are tenacious, and "wrote a written recommendation" is a small-time lawyer BS error. Bring it up a notch, and get your associate a better glam shot. That looks like her ID card photo - not fair.

Congrats on the national PR. I hope you start charging a decent amount for consultations or else you will be up to your implants in creepy fake potential clients.

I checked out that playboy link, and Jesus Christ, her mammaries are magnificent! I'd knock the bottom out of that in a red hot second!

I checked out that playboy link, and Jesus Christ, her mammaries are magnificent! I'd knock the bottom out of that in a red hot second!

all around win.

she's confident enough to appear in her own billboards...and she's doing a public service by encouraging divorce.

6:59: No shit, really? Thanks for clearing that up

Can you also tell me what TTT means?

IMHO, the positive comments smack of the ineptitude of this readership. That bitch is DISGUSTING. I overestimated the value of airbrushing.

Rule of thumb: If you're a 6 in Playboy, you're a 1.5 in reality.

The price of the issue of Playboy could buy a better looking whore.

One time, in college, I think I fucked her . . . it cost me $50, but she said it would help pay her rent for the month. My cock turned green for a week. Bad investment.

nicolle: it's your fault you married the wrong man. get over it.

oh, and that law school exam wasn't easy, you just missed the trick. lowest. grade. ever.

My bad 6:35, I should have said "you either suck at sarcasm or you're an idiot."

7:49 aka HLS2005, I'm sorry you're such a douch that you feel compelled to use the moniker "HLS2005." I bet you have hot, stupid girlfriends.

9:41:

1. i'm smart enough not to marry, thank you.

2. eh, it's pass or fail. i'm sure i at least passed.

co-sign 9:41

I'd do it, but I'd feel bad about it.

MILKY MILKY...YUMMMMM!

Good thing the billboard cut off below her face.

smokin hot...

the phrase 'cover the face and fuck the base' was invented for this kind of a girl...if you ask me, she's fugly...

You should see her pic in the magazine. She officially got those puppies super-sized!

This fugly whore should get together with Allen Isaac, Esq. two losers.

I'd hit that. In fact, I probably did.

Check out the cellulite sags on her thighs in the Playboy photos. That chick is way past her prime.

More pics, but safe for work and clothed. I must say she doesn't really seem to "match" the advertisement.

http://www.daylife.com/topic/Corri_Fetman/photos/all/1

she is definitely NOT a trap.

and I would hit that until I couldn't hit it anymore.

like the fist of an angry god

Forget about the wrinkled up old sack of silicone. I'd like to see some racy shots of the Polish associate chick they apparently just hired...

Although I hope I don't ever have to face this hooker in court, she looks like a total ball-buster.

What an attention seeking nut. She must be bored with the practice of law. She should just move to L.A. and become Lawyer 90210.

She has the jaw line of a man. Seriously.

How can anyone with joke tits like that be taken seriously? She looks like a clown.

Thank you for being beautiful and letting me see you.

Ok. Everyone, we really need to get serious about this topic although it does seem like a joke because her pics in playboy look nothing like her in reality--other than the fake balloons but I will digress. The sad fact is that the bar assoc. or the Chicago lawyers for one are not making a bigger stink about this woman going on like she has. Business cannot be bad that the last resort for a firm who bringing in thousands off of just one client needs to do this for business. We are letting sex sell everything in our society and now we are allowing it into the court systems and of all sectors -family law. It's very sad folks.

Ok. Everyone, we really need to get serious about this topic although it does seem like a joke because her pics in playboy look nothing like her in reality--other than the fake balloons but I will digress. The sad fact is that the bar assoc. or the Chicago lawyers for one are not making a bigger stink about this woman going on like she has. Business cannot be bad that the last resort for a firm who bringing in thousands off of just one client needs to do this for business. We are letting sex sell everything in our society and now we are allowing it into the court systems and of all sectors -family law. It's very sad folks.

Ok. Everyone, we really need to get serious about this topic although it does seem like a joke because her pics in playboy look nothing like her in reality--other than the fake balloons but I will digress. The sad fact is that the bar assoc. or the Chicago lawyers for one are not making a bigger stink about this woman going on like she has. Business cannot be bad that the last resort for a firm who bringing in thousands off of just one client needs to do this for business. We are letting sex sell everything in our society and now we are allowing it into the court systems and of all sectors -family law. It's very sad folks.