Morning Docket: 01.16.08
* Gov. Romney wins Michigan. [CNN]
* Sen. Clinton faces challenge from "uncommitted." [CNN]
* NV Supreme Court overturns decision allowing Rep. Kucinich to debate. [MSNBC]
* Criminal prosecutions of Blackwater security guards would not be easy. [New York Times]
* Did CIA lawyers and officials implicitly sign off on the destruction of interrogation tapes? [Washington Post]
* Austrian court rules animal rights group can't have custody of chimp; appeal will be to the European Court of Human Rights. [AP]
* DOJ to investigate Tejada? [New York Times]
* Collected news coverage about yesterday's Stoneridge decision. [How Appealing (linkwrap)]

I don't understand how Blackwater has not yet been disbanded. The company trains mercenaries and carries a huge arsenal. Seems like something out of an 80s action movie.
B Clerker PWNS!
Uh. Lame. What happened to funny/witty? Howard Bashman can summarize the news just fine.