All Rise! Dildos in the Court?
Hey, if they can make it past the metal detector at One First Street, it’s all good. Is that a gavel under your robe, Your Honor — or are you just reviewing the Joint Appendix?
This is certainly one of the more interesting circuit splits out there. Let’s hope for a cert petition and a speedy grant.
Dildoes Going to the Supreme Court? [Volokh Conspiracy]
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Is Texas the first state to ban dildoes?
Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!
"No State shall deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law" = "No State shall prohibit the sale or other promotion, such as advertising, of dildos or artificial vaginas." Makes sense to me.
3:16, It is not. Alabama banned dildoes a while back, a ban that was upheld by the 11th - hence the split.
wow, you can buy an artificial vagina?!?!?!
Many states have a ban on them.
4:21, by "many," do you mean "3 out of 50"?
4:21,
Do you ban them in your bedroom, causing an opinion split with your *wife?!*
4:21:
Not only can you buy an artifical vagina, you can have it installed where your pecker might otherwise be.
Which begs the question of why its illegal to rent a real vagina.
If I recall correctly, President Bush recently sent two dildos to the Supreme Court.
good one 5:26
OMM gave me a dildo for my bonus.
Isn't it a conflict of interest for dildos to decide whether selling dildos constitutes free speech? I believe the dildos should recuse themselves and return to the President's arse.
Rumor has it that the American Association of Fat and Ugly Chicks will be filing an amicus brief.