He Likes to Feel Her Spitzer Where the Sun Don't Shine
Here's the latest crazy Eliot Spitzer rumor we've heard. In the past few days, there has been a torrent of Spitzer coverage, so we apologize if it has surfaced elsewhere. But we don't recall coming across this tidbit already, and our Google News and Technorati searches for "spitzer lick" came up... clean.
This comes from a reliable ATL tipster, whose true identity is known to us, and who has given us good info in the past. But the tipster is two degrees removed from the young woman who allegedly interacted with Governor Spitzer, so apply whatever gossip discount factor you deem appropriate. Here it is:
[A friend of a friend is] a Swiss-Brazilian girl who went to D.C. to f**k Spitzer over the summer. Apparently he's been up to this for awhile.Apparently, his dirty request is for girls to lick his ass. Which seems peculiarly apropos. And he wanted to get his wife in on the action. My friend thought his wife might have known, but wasn't sure.
Sounds pretty incredible, right? But the notion of New York's governor patronizing prostitutes would have sounded pretty incredible too, prior to Monday. If you can buy the notion of a sitting governor hiring hookers, why can't you imagine him sitting on their faces?
Also, our source claims to have heard about it three weeks ago, well before the scandal became public. At the time, he says, he "thought it was bogus." Little did he know.
It's hard to believe that Governor Spitzer thought he could keep his patronage of prostitutes secret for long, given his political prominence. As we heard someone quip on a talk radio show a few days ago, "Does he really believe that prostitutes don't read newspapers?"
Update: Comment of the day:
The tipster forgot to mention that he made the girls wear AIG T-Shirts when they had to slobber up.Posted by: silda wall | March 13, 2008 03:31 PM
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Let me nominate Spitzy as FIRST among "tossed-salad" men!
firsty first
This would NEVER happen at Hofstra...unless someone paid me 5,000/hr :))
Now Spitzer can - - - - himself.
Feel bad for his wife and childre though.
Best....Thread....EVER!
why is that a dirty request? Sounds like good, normal fun.
The tipster forgt to mention that he made the girls wear AIG T-Shirts when they had to slobber up.
How is that a "dirty request"? That's relatively basic.
"The tipster forgt to mention that he made the girls wear AIG T-Shirts when they had to slobber up.
Posted by: silda wall | March 13, 2008 03:31 PM"
3:31 gets the 180 for this post! We can close the comments now, as this cannot be topped.
I have never understood why this is called "tossing his salad." Can somebody please explain the etymology of this phrase? At least the term "rimming" is self-explanatory.
Second 3:33(2). 3:31=brilliant.
rusty trombone too?
Can someone explain the AIG joke? I am vaguely concerned that Googling it could lead to termination.
I would think a politician would have enough people kissing his ass that he wouldn't have to pay for it.
can someone with microsoft paint skills please transpose a hershey mustache on a myspace picture of ashley alexandra dupre, forward it to lat so that it he can accompany that image with the title to this post?
I've never meant it before when I've said that "I literally spit out my drink while reading that." Excellent work, 3:31.
By "dirty request," do you mean he liked his ass to be dirty when the girl was licking it? No wonder he had to pay extra!
3:37, AIG is one of those many companies that Spitzy screwed for no good reason. See http://www.financial-planning.com/asset/article/527390/AIG-and-Spitzer-Announce-Landmark-Settlement.html
For a thousand dollars an hour he should have had his ass licked.
Why are you showing a picture of this horrible, purple tongue?
3:43--Obliged.
His daughters are going to learn of this in no time. Way to go pal.
3:49, his daughters are in their teens and no doubt learning about men. They'd "learn of this" regardless of having actual knowledge that their dad engaged in such behavior.
WTF kind of a post is this? A tipster sends you a tip that a girl he knows says she licked Spitz's crack??? I mean, this is too much of a stretch for even this site. ATL has lost all integrity. You should appoint an Ombudsmen or a public editor. We need to clean this filthy site up.
Let's say his wife knew and was OK with it, or even participated from time to time.
If you were her, would you say "i knew and was OK with it" or would you just keep your mouth shut (ha!) and let everyone think he's a skeeze (he is) and you're a victim? I think it would be pretty tough for a public woman to say "yeah - i was in on that."
Please stop calling women who get paid for sex "prostitutes" - it dehumanizes them and does not acknowledge their labor. Such women are SEX WORKERS.
Hof1L, can I have your number?
I was sure it involved erotic asphyxiation or cleveland steamers. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed. But at least it involved poop.
3:51 - the "Way to go pal" was for Spitzy not Lat. And sure his daughters would have learned of this filthy activity regardless, but in this manner? Come on.
Seriously... people have been saying that this site was going downhill for awhile, but I'm starting to think it's true
Lat, is your tipster named Ashton?
one comment on journalistic integrity....one?!?!
ATL doesn't deserve the NYS press shield protection, i hope the authorities come knocking on your door and unearth the legitimacy of this story
Perhaps that's why Spitzer's wife looked so upset in those news conferences. She's thinking to herself, "I've been licking his ass all these years for nothin' and some whore is getting 1,000 bucks a pop?!"
Chill out, people. It's a freaking gossip blog. You seriously think ATL needs an "Obudsmen [sic] or a public editor"? The whole point of the internet is wild, baseless, possibly untrue speculation. Well, that and porn.
i'm surprised he didn't get to perform my favorite move, the cleveland steamer.
Why is no one discussing the class angle of this story? Why should only the rich be able to afford a good ass-licking? Johnny Blue Collar doesn't deserve a decent rim job after a long day on the job? I thought Spitzer was a Democrat.
Mom, whats a rimjob?
It's a prison thing. Lower inmates are forced to lick the assholes of the leading inmates, but they put salad dressing on it to hide the taste. Hence, tossing the salad.
See, Urban Dictionary.com
A rim job?
That really isn't all that perverted or kinky.
I'm fairly certain you could get a reasonably attractive girl to do that ad infinitum for the price of three tequila shots, the cover charge at The Hunt Club, and an unfulfilled promise to buy the heart-shaped ruby cluster ring from a Zales catalog.
I'm just sayin'...
i prefer syrup when getting my salad tossed.
They was interviewing a brother in there, they said now, "Sir, when a new inmate comes in and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate him?" The guy goes, "Well, the first thing I do is make him toss my salad." The guy's like, "'Toss my salad?' What's that?" The guy: "Well, having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with jelly or with syrup. I prefer syrup." I'm not making this up!
Sick... well know who not to share drinks with now...
Sick... well know who not to share drinks with now...
This clearly should be added to the blog stuffwhitepeoplelike. Not rimming per se, but paying ludicrous amounts of money for something you can get for free, or at least much, much, much, much, much cheaper. I know people that gleefully and freely dispense rimjobs on a daily basis. I thought that his "dirty secret," would be something along the lines of 2 girls 1 cup, not something as run of the mill as a little analingus.
that still sounds sick to me... guess we know who we shouldn't share drinks with now....
I'm still cracking up about Lat's choice of words: "a torrent of Spitzer"! That's hott!
Lat - what about trying to do real journalism and talking to the girl directly? As opposed to posting a 4th hand rumor.
And the reporter asks, "Sir, why have them do that - why not just oral sex?" And the guy goes, "When a man's sucking yo' dick, he can pretend that's something else. When he's eating ass, he KNOWS it's ass."
Are you serious, or are you being tongue in cheek?
Also, can someone direct me to the ATM? I need to grab a tossed salad.
NYC TO RIMJOBS!
big deal - i bet she learned it on prom night, or from her dad.
Am I expected to believe that the Latmeister hasn't both given and received in the nether eye tongue action category? Dirty little secret? Who hasn't engaged in a little analove from time to time? At least a little digital/rectal freedom if nothing else.
Starr report:
Ms. Lewinsky did perform oral sex on him.(210)
210. Lewinsky 8/26/98 Depo. at 20. They engaged in oral-anal contact as well. Id.
With the suggestions on this thread that ATL needs a public ombudsman, perhaps this is a perfect fit for Spitzer, given his sudden need of employment and experience in protecting the public interest.
Perhaps the rumor has legs?
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03132008/news/regionalnews/kinky_link_to_brazils_bombshell_101748.htm
I guy in my high school used to pay ridiculously large sums of money for rim jobs. It was no big deal.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the phone. If he "wanted to get his wife in on the action," wouldn't that suggest that she generally knew he was sleeping around in some form or fashion? I mean, you wouldn't go from not telling your wife anything to suggesting a three-way of salad tossing, right? So wouldn't that pretty much be the only way to explain how Silda could have stood by Spitzer at his press conferences? Is there any other possible explanation? I choose to believe this rumor.
If true, this is the best ATL scoop ever.
The Poop Scoop of '08!
4:57-HAHAH, poop scoop. made my day.
I hear Spitzer was gone lickety-split.
This is fucking hilarious
We aims to please. I forgot to mention that this will *go down* in history as the Poop Scoop of '08.
Prolly a good thing, though.
It kinda makes sense. I mean if you're gonna pay, might as well be something your wife would never do. At least, my wife won't.
4:57, I'm pretty sure I saw this on xo a few days ago.
"Are you serious, or are you being tongue in cheek?"
Neither, he is being tongue BETWEEN the cheeks....
ain't nothing wrong with a little ass licking
Spitzenfreude!
Sometimes its ok to go ass-to-mouth.
5:17: Yes she will. hth.
Please stop calling women who get paid for sex "prostitutes" - it dehumanizes them and does not acknowledge their labor. Such women are SKANKY WHORES.
That sounds about right, I'll bet that is the "unsafe" thing that the girl was told to expect.
Please stop calling people who get paid for sex "prostitutes" - it dehumanizes them and does not acknowledge their labor, rimjob skills or autonomy. Such women are called "Customer Service Specialists".
The unsafe thing that this girl was told to expect was a request to not wear a condom -- you idiots.
I say Lat runs a naming contest for the many posts to cum that there will be on this story. I nominate the first:
"Spitzer, Lickser, and Fuckser LLP"
Guess what the LLP stands for
women routinely pay JT $4300/hour to lick his ass, it's no big deal.
Spitzer? Been there, done that.
Delightful. I advocate a scatological or mouth-to-ass anecdote at least every day on this site. My dreary cut-and-paste existence has brightened a little today.
“I'm a fu#kin' steamroller, and I'll roll over you.” ~ Eliot Spitzer (Client 9)....I can only imagine what he said to "Kristen" at the Mayflower Hotel right before he plowed her.
"I just wanna nasty girl
Now tell me is that nasty girl you?"
I find the picture of the "horrible purple tongue" kinda erotic actually. Nice long tongue and straight white teeth! Must've just finished a grape slurpee!
Lately this blog has taken a rather vulgar turn.
Lat just works with what they give him
scroll over the picture and see what lat described it as -- wow!
That toungue is purple from being clamped down on by a tight rectum!
I went to the bank this afternoon to withdraw money from the ATM.
Once I rolled up to the ATM, I thought of Eliot and "Kristen" and started laughing hysterically at the initials "ATM". People behind me looked at me oddly. I just pointed at the initials "ATM" and scurried away giggling like a schoolgirl.
YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH!
"YOU NEVER GO ASS TO MOUTH"
Not so fast, my friend.
We go Ass-To-Mouth in "Weapons of Ass Destruction" and "Pump My Ass Full of Cum." Available for $19.99 at Adult Video Universe for a limited time only!
The name of his new law firm? Easy:
Spitzer, Lickzer, Dickzer & Shitzer
When we were young Elliot used to join our little family production called "The Aristocrats." A rim job? We did that every day before saying Grace at the dinner table.
When we were younger Elliot used to join our little family production called "The Aristocrats." A rim job? We did that every day before saying Grace at the dinner table.
I think we should probably leave Elliot's mom out of this, don't you?
Certainly. It's not nice to make nasties about the mothers.
Spitzer? I hardly know her!