'Listen, dude, do you really want the discovery?'
If you have Eliot Spitzer fatigue, stop reading here. If not, feel free to continue.
The Spitzer scandal raised this question: How are lawyers like prostitutes? It's an admittedly groan-worthy joke, fit to be told by an inebriated guest at a local bar association dinner. But maybe there are a few insights to be gleaned from comparing the learned profession to the oldest profession. For brief musings, see our column in this week's Observer.
Additional Spitzer whore news, from the AP:
Stop that $1 million check: It turns out the call girl linked to Eliot Spitzer had already shed her clothes for "Girls Gone Wild" as an 18-year-old while partying in Miami, Florida, the video company's founder said Tuesday.
Upon learning that Ashley Alexandra Dupre was already in his company's archives, Joe Francis revoked his $1 million offer for her to appear in a non-nude spread for his company's new magazine.
But shed no tears for "Kristen." As Rachel Sklar reports over at Eat the Press, the sultry songstress has earned a small fortune -- definitely six figures, possibly seven -- from online downloads of her music. She also has offers to pose for Penthouse and Hustler that could yield a million-dollar payday.
Big Law and Big Pimpin’ Together at Last [New York Observer]
Millionaire Call Girl? Spitzer's Hooker Rakes In A Fortune Online From Her Music [Eat the Press / Huffington Post]
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Have you heard her music? It sounds kinda pitchy dawg.
to check out Kristin at Girls Gone Wild.
http://www.miamiherald.com/459/story/462489.html
You know what this is? This is my new haircut. If this chick doesn't like it, she's a fuckin' skank.
Well, actually, she's a skank anyway.
Girls Gone Wild to hooker? Hmm. Who would have ever thought.
disgusting. both of them should serve jail time.
If Joe Francis ate a rotten sandwich and became infested with resilient viral parasites that caused constant vomiting, diarrhea, painful internal bleeding, blindness, and severe erectile dysfunction, before finally collapsing, months later, into a coma from which he never recovered, I can't say I'd be very sad about it.
Not saying I *want* it to happen. Just saying I wouldn't really mind.
Francis and Dupre make and are worth more than big law partners.
Thank you lat... I cannot get enough!!! Each new Dupre post is a like a breath of fresh air (or a hit on the crack pipe!)
Nice column
Joey Buttafuco says Joe Francis is a genius.
1:11,
Money really isn't everything. Joe Francis is richer than me (by a lot), but I could never look at myself in the mirror if I was him. He is a complete scumbag.
what is "severe erectile dysfunction"? Does that make it even limper than normal? I'm confused.
For the record, i wouldn't mind either. But the girls aren't much better than he is.
Too young to legally drink a beer but not too young to be filmed in girl-on-girl?
Eww buoy.
1:50, I think regular ED is when you sometimes can't get it up. severe ED probably means pretty much never.
Pablo says if the girls are dumb enough to show their tits for a free GGW T-shirt, then do I have something for them......I have lots of t-shirts.....
Joe Francis doesn't think twice about having a felony child abuse record (yes, that is what no-contest means, moron) in Florida or his pending IRS criminal charges. Or spending a year in jail.
I'd gleefully blackjack that pig. Then sue him for threatening me.
For some additional interesting gossip re: "Kristen", apparently the Emperors Club was not her first escort gig. She had previously been one of the "stars" of NY Confidential, which you may recall was one of the escort services prosecuted by Spitzer as AG. In fact, per a recent interview of the former owner of NY Confidential (recently released from his prison term), she was working there at the time Spitzer convicted the service.
ARRRGH, the irate pirate likely whores and miscreants.....i would pillage that booty (no pun intended)--AAARRRGH!!!
Her tits look to have been artificially plumped since her GGW days. 32A at 15, to 36C at 22.
Anyone, man/woman, who has implants is in denial. The post-implant health complications - these are inevitable - are horrific.
She was 17, not 15, in "her GGW days".
So,
32A at 17, to 36C at 22.
If you're curious about a call girl's life you can read my blog. One thing that concerns me about this life is a fear of being 'outed,' the way "Kristen" has been. Most escorts advertising on the Internet are more likely to be outed by their own clients (the ones who write reviews of their experiences with prostitutes on local message boards and blogs). For most of us, not linked with some powerful/celebrity figure, that is bad news. Family, friends, and co-workers discovering I'm an escort would be devastating.
Why is Joe Francis a scumbag? All he does is video whory little sluts that CONSENT and appear to enjoy shaking their collective asses on film- more like the girls are scumbags..
Why is Joe Francis a scumbag? All he does is video whory little sluts that CONSENT and appear to enjoy shaking their collective asses on film- more like the girls are scumbags..
Why is Joe Francis a scumbag? All he does is video whory little sluts that CONSENT and appear to enjoy shaking their collective asses on film- more like the girls are scumbags..
Why is Joe Francis a scumbag? All he does is video whory little sluts that CONSENT and appear to enjoy shaking their collective asses on film- more like the girls are scumbags..