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No More Toilet Humor: Sheriff Recommending Charges

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Thanks to a Kansan sheriff, this great story now has the legal twist we hoped for. A 35-year-old woman sat on her boyfriend’s toilet long enough to become stuck to it.
Criminal charges against her boyfriend are now in the works, according to the Kansas City Star:

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said Thursday he asked the county attorney to file charges against Kory McFarren for mistreatment of a dependent adult. The county attorney will decide whether any charges are brought.

By our count, the girlfriend spent Valentine’s Day in the bathroom. If “food and water” did not include chocolates on February 14th, this guy is definitely guilty of mistreatment.

McFarren said she moved around in the bathroom during that time, bathed and changed into clothes he brought her. He brought food and water to her. They had conversations and an otherwise normal relationship — except it all happened in the bathroom.

If we were to conduct a relationship in one room of the house, it would be the kitchen. And we would have a laptop.
Sheriff recommends charging boyfriend in toilet case [AP via Drudge]
Earlier: S**t or Get Off the Pot? She Would Prefer Not To

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