Non-Sequiturs: 03.14.08

* Could Eliot Spitzer lose his law license? “Legal experts say such an outcome is unlikely, but not inconceivable.” [City Room / New York Times]
* Meanwhile, for New York state law geeks, a question: In the event of a tie in the state senate, will Joseph L. Bruno — as Republican majority leader, and as acting lieutenant governor (starting Monday) — be able to vote twice? [City Room / New York Times]
* Misadventures in lawyer advertising. Maybe they can all go work for The Daily Show? [Connecticut Law Tribune]
* Judge Frank Easterbrook thinks that sometimes a bong is just a bong. [How Appealing]
* “Tales of a Law Professor Lateral Nothing”: A look at “the mysterious world of the law professor lateral hiring market,” by Professor Paul Secunda. [SSRN]
* Speaking of law profs…. Law Professor of the Day? He also logged in to RateMyProfessors.com and gave himself a chili pepper. [TaxProf Blog]
* Celebrity professor Cass Sunstein has warm words for his buddy Barack Obama — even though Barack didn’t stand by Cass’s lady friend, Samantha Power, during “Monstergate.” [Chicago Tribune]
* Speaking of Her Monstrosity, Susan Lehman asks: Is Hillary Clinton’s corporate law background hurting her candidacy? [American Lawyer]
* “Dickie Scruggs: Now that he’s been accused of pleaded guilty to bribery, there are questions about how he achieved so much.” [ABA Journal]

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