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What's the Difference Between a Banker and a Lawyer?

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Here’s the answer (which may relate to our recent post about wombats). From Miss Victoria X, via our sibling site, Dealbreaker:

Inspired by the example of the generous Hamptons-based design firm which is now offering its stagings service at a discounted price to current/former/soon to be former Bear Stearns employees (staging is cleaning and prepping a house to be shown for sale), I have decided to offer a discount on sessions to all current/former/soon to be former Bear Stearns employees. The discount is equivalent to the current value of a share of Bear Stearns stock. That is to say, $2.

I approached this decision with some trepidation. You see, in my experience finance guys usually want things in their asses. I do not offer anal play on demand. Consequently the majority of my clients are lawyers.

Over at Dealbreaker, the commenters had some interesting reactions:

“One of the few times I’m actually glad I chose law instead of finance . . .”

“lawyers already take it up the ass on a daily basis from bankers, so they probably get their fill in the office.”

“so what? a chick’s tongue up there is a wondrous thing.”

That last comment was posted by Eliot Spitzer.
In which I give back to the community [Miss Victoria X: Dominatrix in Manhattan]
Bear Stearns Crisis Brings Out The Softer Side Of Whip-Toting Hooker [Dealbreaker]

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