Craigslist Round-up: Looking for Love
Heading into the weekend, a post on those looking for love seems appropriate.
A tipster sent us this Craigslist missed connection that emerged from a SCOTUS hearing this week:
cute tall blond at supreme court argument - m4m - 36 (dc)
Reply to: pers-655332634@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-04-24, 10:46PM EDTon 4/23. Me short with dark hair with woman. You sat behind me.
The tipster reports that "on 4/23 the court heard METRO. LIFE INS. CO. V. GLENN and MEACHAM V. KNOLLS ATOMIC POWER LAB. Which one attracted the unrequited?"
ERISA conflicts of interest and employee downsizing programs... We can see why the Craigslist poster might have been looking for distraction.
This isn't the the first time sparks have flown at the Supreme Court, though Desperately Seeking 'The Supreme Court Clerk of My Heart' got points for greater creativity in his missed connection ad.
Another tipster sent us this law school student's posting:
law student looking - 25 (williamsburg)
Reply to: pers-607649012@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-03-15, 10:14PM EDThey ladies!
I am 25, from San Diego, and in Williamsburg to study law... I have been here for two years and am newly single...
I have been here for two years, but all the law school girls are like friends/sisters to me - so NOT dating prospects in any way
so... I am on here seeing if any ladies want to meet up for coffee, go on a date, and get to know one another
you be: attractive, open, talkative, and intelligent
I am: sameNOT, NOT, NOT trying to use this as a sex service (If I wanted JUST sex, believe me I could get that - and so could you - easily)
Since this dates back to March 15, maybe a love connection has been made. If said Williamsburg law student wants to update us on his search for a non-law-school-lady-friend, send us an e-mail.
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Surely this is a joke post - right? Right? I mean, has it really come to this, ATL?
L2l 4eva!
WAFT - for the uninitiated, "what a fucking tool"
If shark-jumping were an Olympic event, ATL would get the gold medal at this point...
How about some news about white guys with asian girls... in the law, of course.
- King of WGWAG
NOT NOT NOT a sex service...uh huh
This is the same type of dude who showers Kash with compliments in the comments. Might even be the same 2 guys.
The guy is primarily a retard for feeling the need to explain in two consecutive sentences that he's been in town for 2 years. He redeems himself a bit for pretending that all the girls in law school are undatable because they're all like friends/sisters, but any girl who meets his intelligence requirement will know that the law school honies just aren't interested in him.
He will be a contract attorney with no dating prospects soon enough.
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Friday, April 25, 2008 9:54 AM
Lat, you're slipping. A certain Firm paid out a certain bonus extra today.
Slow day? I mean, come on. This is embarassing.
KASH -- you haz boifriend?!
Kash can post whatever she wants. Please do not discourage her.
This blog has gone from NY Post to the Enquirer. What a shame....
Kash- please disclose your measurements... (serious)
Kash -- We should grab a drink -- or 9.
to all you haters,
you all laugh, but I had a TON of response to that craigslist ad
you see, girls like a guy who is straight up, no bs... that's how we role in SoCal and the east coast girls love it
and the W&M ladies ARE like sisters to me (especially you JP). macking would be easy but gross (no offense, ladies)
so u probably wanna update on how my love life is going now... it's going beyond sweet. Even as we speak, I'm waring a necklace my new girl gave to me on HER birthday
just so you know...
oh man... as a WM alumnus.. so embarrassed right now.
3:58 - Jesus Christ, dude, have some respect for yourself...
3:58,
I don't even know where to start with the issues in that post.
3:58 (2), obvs.
This is obviously some sort of elaborate hoax. Anyone who has been to W&M recently knows that its female population leaves something to be desired.
really? have you seen the guys recently? seems like w&m admissions has a penchant for admitting socially awkward, unnaturally short guys.
I go to school with this guy, and "macking" on the law school girls would not be easy...and it's not because he is like a friend/sister to them. Craigslist was the only option.
ATL + Kash = New Coke. New ingredients, new look, horrible result.
Stick to more substantive material plz.
I saw you at a Supreme Court argument today. You were wearing a black robe and looked serious. Me, I was wearing a navy blue suit from Jos. A. Banks, white shirt,and red tie. Coffee?
This guy is newly single and he's already posting ads on Craigslist? He sounds like a guy who can't feel complete by himself.
He also sounds delusional.
If you took KASH out on a date, where would you take her? How many dates until you take her home to the ps?
First, anonymous WM tipster is a douchebag. Why humiliate a guy just for shits and giggle? Let him live his life regardless of how pathetic. Second, I can't wait to graduate.
This layout really sucks. The contrast in clashing colors makes it hard to read this website...
4:58 - I'd take her home on the first date. Her obsession with all things sexual combined with her cross-country bod has me completely hooked.
KASH -- Do you want to throw back some Mike's Hard Lemonades with me tonight? Let me know. Thanks.
3:58 - "role"?
Apparently W&M kids are really desperate:
http://norfolk.craigslist.org/m4w/651105508.html
I would take Kash to the Sizzler. However, since that can get pretty crowded on Fridays, we might have to settle for Pondarosa. If Pondarosa, we would dine on the finest bulk cheese sticks and diet sodas until she gave me that come hither look. Afterwards, we would slip back to my place for some late night Doctor Who episodes I pirated on youtube and maybe, MAYBE, a little couple of butterfly kissing. Sound good Kash?
7:38, is that how you "role" in the 'Burg? No candle-making or butter-churning? I'll bet a tri-corner cap will get the girls to load your musket, if you know what I mean....
"Load your musket" sounds painful. Makes me think of the old school STD tests.
I guess this is the type of posts you get when you ask a non lawyer to write for lawyers.
sweet, and can people please stop with the hitting on Kash comments?? its getting pathetic.
"Guys in my high school used to hit on Kash by being pathetic and making all kinds of comments they would never make to a girl in real life. It was not big deal."
"you see, girls like a guy who is straight up, no bs... that's how we role in SoCal and the east coast girls love it"
That's sweet, Brah!!! I'm rolling in my hybrid out to pac sun at the mall to get some board shorts and hair gel right now.
I think Virginia might not have been the right choice for you, BRAH!!!
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williamsburg was actually a pretty fun town. i don't know why this guy had to post on craigslist when he could just pick up some drunk undergrad at the leafe on mug night or even paul's on corona night. it became fashionable for everyone to hate on the burg when we were graduating, but a few years later i can honestly say i really miss the place.
5:53, they can't help it. Kash is a 10.