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Justice Thomas and McDonald's: He's Lovin' It

Justice Clarence Thomas Egg McMuffin ATL Above the Law.jpgThe late and great Judge Jerome Frank (2d Cir.) is credited with the quip that "a court's decision might turn on what the judge had for breakfast." It's often cited as a neat shorthand for the legal-realist view of judicial decisionmaking.

So, what did the judge have for breakfast? We may know the answer, at least in the case of Justice Clarence Thomas. Check out this clever project, reported in Radar:

In the late '90s, pop-culture historian Bill Geerhart had a little too much time on his hands and a surfeit of stamps. So, for his own entertainment, the then-unemployed thirtysomething launched a letter-writing campaign to some of the most powerful and infamous figures in the country, posing as a curious 10-year-old named Billy.

To his surprise, replies soon started pouring in. Everyone from Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld (on tree-fort diplomacy) to Oprah Winfrey, Mister Rogers, Janet Reno, and members of the Supreme Court had words of wisdom for Billy.

To wit, Justice Thomas. When "Billy" asked him for his favorite McDonald's food, CT responded: "I like the Egg McMuffin. Actually, I like almost everything there."

Perhaps that explains the post-SCOTUS weight gain of Justice Thomas (a former marathoner, as he recounts in his memoir, who was noticeably well-built at the time of his nomination to the Court). It seems that law firm associates aren't the only folks putting on the pounds.

The handwritten letter from "Billy," and Justice Thomas's response -- a typewritten letter, but with a handwritten note at the bottom confessing a weakness for McDonald's fare -- are pretty cool to look at. Check them out by clicking here.

The Billy Letters: Introduction [Radar]
The Billy Letters: Justice Clarence Thomas [Radar]

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1 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:05 PM

godzilla...

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2 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:07 PM

That autographed Dick Cheney Desert Storm trading card is probably skyrocketing in value.

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3 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:08 PM

I love CT.

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4 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:15 PM

I like his handwriting

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:18 PM

That's a surprise. I would have guessed KFC. Scalia must go to Wendy's.

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:21 PM

"post-SCOTUS" seems to suggest he's no longer on the court

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:27 PM

McDonald's breakfast to 11:30!!!

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8 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:32 PM

Good guy.

9 Posted by David Brent | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:32 PM

Boring. What's his favorite pint?

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:40 PM

Dear Justice Thomas,

This is for a school project. We are supposed to ask a public official what it is like to be resented because you are unqualified for the position you hold? I thought you were the natural person to ask.

Sincerely,

Little Billy

p.s. Can you send me a pen, since you don't seem to ever use one.

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:43 PM

The rest of the Radar article is awesome. I especially love Billy's correspondence with the Nighthawk serial killer - that man has custom stationary with "Nighthawk" written in big black letters on top!

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12 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:58 PM

Man, what a real guy. I like that.

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13 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 2:10 PM

GET IN MY BELLY!!!

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14 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 2:24 PM

I find the whole ruse a bit annoying in that Thomas et al. took the time out to respond to a child, not some deadbeat 30-year-old dude. That said, as much as I disagree with his jurisprudence (except in the Michigan case) and his public hair/Coke can fixation, I have heard that Thomas is easily the most down-to-earth of the Justices. I love that he responded so easily to "Billy."

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15 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 3:39 PM

Fraud on the court!

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16 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 4:12 PM

They shouldn;t let the Nightstalker produce his own stylized letterhead- He did that shit on a computer paid for by tax dollars- outrageous.

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17 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, April 30, 2008 11:45 PM

12:18, foul play. Mickey D's advertises pretty hard for the same demo in DC.

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