Non-Sequiturs: 04.28.08
* Federal regulators shoot down "Try Legal Weed" as a beer slogan. [Snark Hunting]
* Torture chic? [Agenda Inc.]
* Blawg Review #157, on Canada's National Day of Mourning (in memory of "those workers whose lives have been lost or who have been injured in the workplace"). [Thoughts from a Management Lawyer via Blawg Review]
* It's the day you've all been waiting for: Records from Backstreet Boys litigation unsealed! [Courthouse News]
* PETA's not going to be happy about this one. Dolphin killed during a Sea World performance. [Local 6 News via Drudge]
* Sexual assault via telephone? [Quizlaw]

How depressing, I am first.
Feds upset over "Try Legal Weed," but no fuss over "Bud Light" or "Miller High Life"...seems little arbitrary.
I think they were more offended by the stupidity of the pun. (The beer comes from Weed, CA, so try "legal" Weed--get it? Uh, no, actually.)
Rape via phone = funniest plaintiff's suit ever
Hey Lat, get your ace sports reporter on the Clemens story. The fifteen year old confirmed the sex in today's Daily News. Roger Clemens - American Pedaphile. Has the ring of Broadway to it.
"Guys do it all the Time"
How long before the media has a field day with that.