"Honey, I told you do NOT come visit me at work".

The court frowns on porking your client.

It was John's first--and last--pro bono matter.

"You see, Your Honor, my client's house was blown down without even so much as a Notice of Condemnation!"

Your honor, the fact that Kermit's finger smells like bacon IS relevant.

Hillary Clinton deeply engaged in the practice of law.

"Your honor, my client didn't steal the pearls. They were cast before her."

As her counsel, Bunsen Honeydew, sat with disbelief, Ms. Piggy refused to look at Kermit the Frog chilling testimony in which Kermit described years of emotional, psychological, and physical abuse.

"Yes, your honor... between lay-offs and de-equitization, our firms is running a little thin on litigators. But I assure you, she's perfectly qualified to second chair this trial."

"The senator argued, perhaps unconvincingly, that the Big Dig was not a pork barrel project."

As her counsel, Bunsen Honeydew, sat with disbelief, Ms. Piggy refused to look at Kermit the Frog's chilling testimony in which Kermit described years of emotional, psychological, and physical abuse.

(reposted to correct typo!)

Res Ipsa Porquitor

Say hi to the firm's new mascot.

Joan King meeting up with a BLS toilet lawyer alum.

BigLaw Partner after being told by court he must represent indigent client: "But your honor, she's not Kosher!"

If this doesn't get my picture on a law blog, I'm not sure what will.

Linda Lawyer knew that her client was a lying, cheating, stealing, scumbag CEO of the worst kind. Her only hope was the vaunted "Dress Up As a Pig" gambit she learned in trial advocacy class at Loyola.

"This is not what I meant when I told you to wear a suit to court!"

Loyola's Finest.

The two little piggies looked on while their brother testified against the wolf.

3:25(1) - Priceless.

"Summer associates arrive Monday. Be ready"

and you're sure this blue bowtie doesn't make me look silly??

Clearly Ms. Bernstein's plastic surgey did not turn out as expected.

Q: "What did she say when you refused to pay her?"
Witness: "She said, 'It's not over until porky b-oinks you kid!' "

As her counsel, Bunsen Honeydew, sat with disbelief, Ms. Piggy refused to look at Kermit the Frog during chilling testimony in which Kermit described years of emotional, psychological, and physical abuse.

(reposted to correct the corrected typo, argh!)

Hostile Work Environment

"We're going to bleed the defendant like a stuck pi.... Oh. Right. Sorry."

Object to the characterization "pig", your honor!

"Your Honor, we intend to prove that Pink Floyd clearly infringed upon my client's trademark."

You Honor, my name is David Lat, attorney for the defendant, SEN.

"...and this little piggy will go "wee! wee! wee!" as La eMe gets an early Christmas gift."

Dangit, I knew I should have work my Kermit the frog suit!

Tired of everyone making fun of his stuttering problem, Porky Pig finally snapped when, at a recent Tonight Show appearance, the Looney Tunes star assaulted John Melendez because he thought the former Howard Stern sidekick turned announcer was making fun of him. Porky now stands trial on a charge of assault.

Plaintiffs Earl and Oinky Wesson, who are challenging Alabama's bestiality law as unconstitutional, watch as their attorney argues that Massachusetts' legalization of gay marriage obviously and directly leads to the legalization of his clients marriage. In the row behind the couple are 4 of their 8 children (the other 4 inherited their mother's porcine appearance and are held in pigpen outside during trial).

"Your Honor, the evidence clearly shows that my client stayed home while the others went to the market on the night in question."

goddamn is kash lazy

"Excuse me, Justice Thomas, you like what on your Egg McMuffin?"

Day 6 of the mock trial of 3 Little Pigs v. Big Bad Wolf. Another childhood classic ruined.

Bring your daughter to work day was always a tough time of the year for Dave.

Another escort linked to Spitzer appeared in court today.

Going wee, wee, wee all the way home does not show consciousness of guilt, Your Honor!

Does anyone in the courtroom not see where this custody hearing is going?

Jones frowned. Using the "lipstick on a pig" metaphore now seemed a poor choice.

The little pig and his lawyer watch in stunned disbelief during his trial for the murder of the big bad wolf, as the prosecutor asks for the "bacon penalty"

Kudos 3:20 thru 3:25

Pig: I'm sorry, your Honor, my client wasn't aware that it was "Dress Up as Your Favorite Barnyard Animal" Day.
Clinet: What are you talking about?! I dressed up as a lawyer!

Oh my...was that you?!

The pink pig your honour? My apologies, I suffer from id visibility syndrome.

"No opposition to the 550 Petition your honor"

Ms. Piggy takes Justice Scalia's advice to "Make a good first impression. Dress appropriately and bear yourself with dignity,” by wearing her best blue tie and matching eye shadow.

Ms. Piggy heeds Justice Scalia's advice to “Make a good first impression. Dress appropriately and bear yourself with dignity,” by wearing her best blue tie and matching eye shadow.

Pictured: At a break in the trial, equity partner Sherman McCoy (right) informs income partner Jim Jones (left) that there won't be any new shares this year.

After being arrested for offering Ms. Wells money for sex, Mr. Smith tried, without success, to have his hearing severed from hers.

"Um, your honor? I'm the attorney. My client is the one wearing a pig costume." "Apologies, Counsel. I can't seem to tell the two of you apart."

On Day 6 of Napoleon's trial for crimes against animality, the defendant sits impassively through the direct examination of the prosecution's star witness, Snowball.

The children looked on in shocked disbelief as Porky was arraigned after being caught in a tranny sex sting.

"That'll do, Counsel. That'll do."

The defense calls Mimi Bobeck to the stand...

Yes, your honor. This is one of the incest children taken from the Texas Polygamy Compound.

Vegetarian prosecutor's worst nightmare.

No cop jokes yet?

4:01 - Good one.

Does anybody else smell that?

Wow, no cop as pig jokes. Such a law and order crowd here. Snore.

"Man I wish my attorney hadn't dressed as a pig"

"With her appearance alone she's being a more honest defendant than Ken Lay ever could have been."

Apologies to the court, your honor, but what happens in Vegas apparently did not stay in Vegas...

At this time, the defense wishes to call its first witness in the case against the Big Bad Wolf.

And until justice is served, my client will not rest. Not by the hair on her chinny-chin-chin.

My apologies your honor, but my client is supposed to smell like that.

"Your honor, with her appearance alone my client is being more honest than ken lay ever could have been."

(Corrected from above)

The trial of Judge Halverson turned ugly today when a group of her supporters showed up in the gallery.

She said she was going to the market and never came home.

My client did not know that it is illegal to accept wagers on her rotisserie league. She will plead guilty, your honor, if only to spare herself the inevitable grilling she will receive on the stand.

Apparently there's been some sort of misunderstanding here, Your Honor. When I told my client to dress for court as she would for work, I was unaware of her profession in the child entertainment industry.

The slope was slipperier than originally thought.

Attorney Michael Lewis had his doubts about his client from day one. At first it was her outrageous attire. Then it was her sometimes suggestive tone when discussing the impending trial. But it was upon returning to defendant's table from a obviously contentious side bar that Mr. Lewis heard his client say beathily to herself that "arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig," and then, sotto voce: "after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it."

Mr. Lewis now quietly ponders the requirements for withdrawal.

Which one's the lawyer?

Along with everyone in the gallery, hapless defense counsel realises that not only his client but also his defense of her is a pig in a poke.

hahaha 3:41(1) is good, took 3 tries though apparently

In a shocking deviation from its preference for the electric chair, the defendant (right) was sentenced by the Texas court to a three-hour roasting at 350 degrees, Jack Daniels style.

Your Honor, would it possible to pause for a second lunch recess? My client is a bit of a... well. You know.

Paul had admired her as a young child, but he couldn't repress the feeling of shame and filth as a bedraggled Miss Piggy slowly ran her cloven hoof up his leg.

Although Loverboy may disagree, pig and elephant DNA will splice, and this DNA test proves it your honor.

"Your Honor,

I would like you to meet my intern from the Tulane class of '09."

Mad props for 3:52(1) and 4:01(2)

4:18 - that's clearly a Fordham intern, not Tulane

As law firms cut their spending on lavish summer associate dinners, they look for new ways to make their firms appear friendly and down to earth. In this scene a summer associate and her supervisor work on a pro bono matter for Heifer International. "I'm just happy to go to court," stated "of counsel" attorney John Johnson.

"But doing it piggy style is still legal in this state your Honor!"

Attorney Michael Lewis had his doubts about his client from day one. At first it was her outrageous attire. Then it was her sometimes suggestive tone when discussing the impending trial. But it was upon returning to defendant's table from an obviously contentious side bar that Mr. Lewis heard his client say beathily to herself, "arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling with a pig," and then, sotto voce: "after a while you realize that the pig actually enjoys it."

Mr. Lewis now quietly ponders the requirements for withdrawal.

(typos fixed, I hope!)

Yea, that's right. Try and tell them I'm not crazy.

At this point, Bruce just wishes the damn dream would end.

ha 4:01(1)

Lawyer: Look, I know you're upset, but we're not going to win this case. Truth is an absolute defense to slander.

Clients Never Listen -- Attorney warned told her client that he would be reprimanded for wearing a gold tie to court.

AK47 on May 5th

Seen above: The stunned attorney's reaction to the judge's question as to whether, in fact, the attorney had violated the strict no sex with your client rule.

"This case will settle when my client flies."

Your Honor, don't judge me by my client - Just bringin' home the bacon, sir.

"Take the deal, Kinko. I didn't know they'd fill the gallery with witnesses."

"And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If two legs are in fact good, you must acquit! The defense rests."

Hat tip: Animal Farm, and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ansg8BFbxc (which is bloody hilarious imho).

Captain of the University of Iowa cheerleading squad on trial for her "hazin' and grazin'" training program.

Your Honor, my client has not expressed a desire as to whether she would like to be served with a mustard-based sauce or a vinegar-based sauce.

Lawyers at top law firms continue to struggle with the definition of "Business Casual"

Let's just say, your Honor, that my firm has taken its sustainability initiative to a whole new level.

Hold on counsel, let me guess ... insanity defense?

Although in court only for a parking violation, defendant (right) was bewildered after the judge screamed from the bench, "Fry the B*****d!"

As her counsel, Bunsen Honeydew, sat with disbelief, Ms. Piggy refused to look at Kermit the Frog during chilling testimony in which Kermit described years of emotional, psychological, and physical abuse.

(reposted in the hopes it will be funny this time!)

"Your honor, plaintiffs' argument is hogwash!"

Wlibur's daughter sits stoically as Zimmerman testifies in his own defense, "Of course, I slaughtered him; that's what you do with a prize pig."

Swine ipsa loquitur.

You guys need to make the captions fit the picture more closely. He has obviously just been asked some question or seen something to which he is not sure how to respond. The pig is staring at him waiting for him to respond, but very confident in whatever that response might be.

Jim was horrified to learn that cocounsel had not read the section of Scalia and Garner's new book on oral argument that he had highlighted - "dress appropriately and bear yourself with dignity."

After going through several model/actresses to play the unnaturally beautiful Assistant District Attorney character in their hit courtroom drama, the "Law and Order" casting department finally scrapes the bottom of the barrel.

Neither the pig nor the man at the table are speaking, so any caption where they say something makes no sense.

Your Honor, Plaintiff's witness, Charlotte, has woven a tangled web of lies. Just week she called my client "some pig."

If my client hadn't killed that man she would have been eaten. It was self-defense Your Honor.

No, they don't have pink jumpsuits where you're going. So enjoy it today.

The first time she ever cross-examined a witness, she immediately took to it like a pig in shit.

Please make sure "res ipsa porquitur" is on the final ballot.

In a world of silk purses and pig's ears, cocounsel's wardrobe choice was not a silk purse of the art of trial strategy.

You Honor, not to worry, I'm Jewish.

What was I thinking when I told her we had a good case of discrimination against Hebrew National ...

He realized his tactical mistake when she sat down. Even though she had put on a dress, she was still, in fact, a pig.

"Your honor, I swear she looked better last night"

The children's eyes grew wide with uncertainty as Ms. Piggy's hand crept closer to Karl Rove's thigh, confused not so much by the piglet's presence in the courtroom as by the unmistakable fact that Mr. Rove was not wearing any pants.

And this little piggy, dressed like a hussy, went to court!

During the recess, Sam pondered business school.

The defense sat in shock as the prosecution's star witness, Charlotte S. Spider, stated that the supposedly copyrighted material in question had actually been transcribed from a piece of trash onto the web medium, thereby torpedoing their claim that the defendant was, in fact, "Some pig."

"As you can see your honor, the person in the pink suit is clearly infringing my face"

The controversial Ad campaign recently launched by the Illinois Trial Lawyers Assocaition, depicts courtrooms as the new battleground for 4H contestants post Tort Reform. Pictured right, the blue ribbon winner smiles confidently as the runner up argues his case.

If the silk purse does not fit, you must aquit!

"Calling Ms. Piggy to the stand proved less helpful than he had imagined."

"If the pig suit doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

All rise for his honor, Judge Wolf.

Your honor, my client is NOT a pedophile. The little boy misunderstood what she meant when she said "Eat Me, i'm the other white meat."

Hofstra Magna !!!

Reminded of the saying "pigs get fed, hogs get slaughtered," Johnny contemplates whether his client is the former or the latter.

"Your honor, defense calls Detective Mark Fuhrman to testify on his own behalf."

Attorney John Smith pauses at a critical moment in the trial, trying to figure out how to answer Judge Scalia's question of "Have you been porking your client, Mr. Smith?"

4:46(2), that is brilliant.

Making his first appearance in court since returning to private practice, former White House counsel Fred Fielding stated that he is looking forward to the intellectual challenges of trial advocacy after having endured the hare-brained existence as a member of the Bush administration.

"It was either this or my pant-suit from Lane Bryant"

Thomas only needed to look into the eyes of the sad children in the courtroom to know how serious this case was: if the court set a precedent infriging the rights of imaginary story-book characters, there could be no Christmas this year.

I like 3:39 the best so far. too funny.

Babe gets ready to testify to answer accusations he used performance enhancing drugs as last year's sheep-herding competition.

This case is a pig.

It was going to be impossible to pick a jury that didn't already know their baloney has a first name.

Thomas only needed to look into the eyes of the sad children in the courtroom to know how serious this case was: if the court set a precedent infringing the rights of imaginary story-book characters, there could be no Christmas this year.

(fixed typo)

The worst part? She's not wearing pants.

Even the Deliverance rednecks were shocked by Wachtell's training program for new lawyers. "They took it too far," said the toothless guy.

"And you, sir, are absolutely certain that it was my client you saw fleeing from the scene of the crime?"

Even the classmates of Attorney Jones' daughter, who were present in court as part of view a parent at work day, were shocked to learn that the defense has pinned its hopes on persuading the jury that the defendant is in fact a barnyard animal incable of forming the mental state required for the offense charge.

Please tell me there is something more to this defense beyond telling them I am a pig.

Trial is so much more interesting on shrooms

Plaintiff's motion to grease the defendant is granted.

How could you come to court looking like that? Were you born in a...oh forget it.

That's the $200 Juicy Couture jumpsuit she talked to me about?

Your Honor, in order to avoid the jury becoming biased against my client, I must request that the jury be sequestered from the following things: barbecue ribs (that includes smoked, honey, AND regular), bacon, baked ham, ham sandwiches, pork sausages, pork chops, pork loin, pork rinds, pork barrel spending, Porky the Pig, the Muppets, Charlotte's Web, Babe, and Babe: Pig in the City.

Contrary to public opinion, your honor, my client is not happy about being in such deep sh**!

"Yes Your Honor...just graduated from Northwestern Law School"

"Yes, your honor, my client has agreed to fully cooperate with the government and squeal on her co-conspirators."

Your honor, I would like to change cousnel. I believe she can no longer adequately represent me.

"Your honor, we request that you instruct the jury to arrive at its decision without considering the race, creed, ethnicity or....well, anything about the defendant."

As a tax attorney, mock trial for kids is the closest I get to Perry Mason.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, as we will show, Wilbur is truly some pig. He is many things, but one thing he is not is a murderer. Charlotte died of natural causes."

Everyone is a winner at Nixon Peabody.

"Ok, I know I'm not on the partnership track, but this assignment just screams that they want me out..."

"What was that, your Honor? Why yes, my bologna does have first name."

"Your honor, defense requests a recess for lunch. I gotta get a hotdog or someth...oh, wait."

At the conclusion of his case, Larry Lawyer suddenly realized his summer associate had misinformed him: the standard for harassment constituting a hostile work environment was severe and pervasive, not severe and persuasive. Dressing his client as an "ugly sow," which her supervisor admitted calling her for the past nine years, had actually weakened her claim!

Representative Henry Waxman's daughter stands accused

Best so far...

4:01(2)
4:12(2)
4:25(1)

I think it was "sheep's clothing" your client was looking for.

"Go to law school, dress like me. Get an MBA, look like Porky over here."

The judge looked confused. The lawyer tried again. "My client works at UPENN State's Philadelphia campus, your honor. The one with the football team and the Wharden business school."

Judge, I thought we agreed that there would be no press allowed in the courtroom.

Hey idiots, a caption is different than a quote.

No, your Honor, my client is not mocking you. We simply believe that she will come off more sympathetically to the jury if we introduce some pink into her wardrobe.

nominate 3:24(2)

"I don't know - it was a pretty dark night. I remember the assailant looking a bit different."

Terrifying children -- not just for pro se plaintiffs anymore!

Attorney Jame McDougale (left) was shocked by the courts decision to sanction him along with Adam "Bulletproof" Reposa in Bulletproof's latest shenanigans. Judge Simmons noted that "although Mr. Reposa looks much better in the custom, it does not make it appropriate"

"You honor - my client won't stop looking at me..."

"I don't think my client is covered by the Equal Protection Clause, your honor. Can I go now?"

The cast of Eli Stone learns that the network has finally pulled the plug.

Attorney found to be in contempt of pork.

They never told me it was a Kangaroo Court. Boy is my face.

Ralphie's lawyer listens intently as the judge rules that his client will in fact shoot his eye out.

Sadly, the Court did not buy Plaintiff's argument that United Steel Workers v. Weber should be overturned because some animals are more equal than others.

Mr. Davis explains to the Court, that while he is aware that nothing happens when you put a dress on a pig, due diligence required that he at least try it the other way around.
-gd3

Objection, your Honor, blatant Redskins trolling.

Sorry about your giant pink client, bro.

Sadly, Gertie was unable to recover for slander as the Court determined that, despite the best efforts of council, she was in fact a fat, disgusting pig.

Frat Stud (left) sits in disbelief as the court disregards his "Pigs in my high school used to commit serial murder all the time and then claim that they are incapable of prosecution under state criminal law because they are not human" defense.

Frat Stud (left) sits in disbelief as the court disregards his "Pigs in my high school used to commit serial murder all the time and then claim that they are incapable of prosecution under state criminal law because they are not human all the time, it was no big deal" defense.

(corrected version)

"Your honor, we think it's pretty obvious who should get custody of the kids..."

"Your honor, we think it's pretty obvious who should get custody of the kids..."

Judge: NCR Denied - beer-goggles are not a basis for a finding of mental incapacitation.

Habeas porkus!

The other white defendant.

Attorney Smith representing the police officer in question, your honor.

Don't pork me, bro!

Best so far:

3:24
4:01(2)
5:10(2)
5:17

Perhaps her behavior was a bit extreme, but Helen Jones couldn't bear the thought of showing up in the same poo brown outfit as her lawyer for the fourth day in a row.

If all these kids weren't watching, I would so do you right now.

Law and Order, after 19 seasons, finally jumps the shark.

Petunia Pigford wondered if she'd gone overboard with the hair extensions.

Awaiting the verdict in the truffle embezzlement trial of the century.

"For the last time, your Honor, I didn't read the goddamn Morgan case because I was too busy sniffing for truffles."

On trial for drugs and prostitution, Babe found himself following the path of Feldman, Haim, Diamond and so many other child actors who came before him.

Best so far:
3:20
3:28
3:39 (2)
4:39 (2)
5:12

(The longer a lawyer and client are together, the more they look like each other.

"Though he bit his upper lip as hard as he could and tried desperately to look away, how could any lawyer stop daydreaming about THAT client molesting THOSE children seated behind him?"

As "Judge" Springer gaveled the mock trial to order, Northwestern Law School Dean Van Zandt began to wonder whether he had made the right choice in approving the commencement speaker's request to "do something interesting for the kids" on an otherwise-boring graduation day without asking for specifics first.

Brandy the Pig just smiled; the "piglets" would make their surprise appearance any minute. Hopefully "that stuffy Dean" would be so distracted by the slop bombs that she would be able to pull him into the pig pile. Jerry would pay her extra for that. One thing was certain: her costume's tear-away velcro seams would, once again, come in handy...

Pig says: "My wife is a slut."

The secretary from Drew Carey awaits her fate at trial as dozens of 12 year old syndication addicts look on in trepidation

SUTHERLAND to 190k

Bill desperately wanted to make the HamLaw 100.

Oh, you said NY to 190 when pigs FLY? My mistake. I'll try this case, then. Hampton, you're excused.

6:25, go rot, you sicko.

H E R P E S
S U T H E R L A N D
H E R P E S
S U T H E R L A N D
H E R P E S
S U T H E R L A N D

Don't infect me, bro!

6:28(3) is the best post yet.
"Herpes... Sutherland... Don't infect me, bro."

American Law to 190th on USNWR !!!

After pondering trial strategy, renowned defense attorney, Robert Shapiro, decides not to place his client on the stand in fear that cross examination may impeach his client’s credibility.

Exxon Executive Maintains That He Has a Right To Be Represented by An Attorney of his Peers.

By 2011, the unholy political marriage of PETA and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio had pretty much guaranteed that public defender Julian Basker wouldn't be demanding a jury trial any time in the foreseeable future.

The ABA's diversity initiatives are finally having a tangible impact in the courtroom.

The capacity hearing then went into recess earlier than anyone had anticipated . . .

"It wasn't until take your daughter to work day that the farmer started to suspect his wife was unfaithful."

"Your Honor - the baby backs my client possesses are NOT child pornography!"

What's that you're wearing? Its... its... its intoxicating.

- Brought to you by Taco Bell's New Bacon Club Chalupa

"Your Honor, of course my client can sue for medical malpractice for misdiagnosis of hoof and mouth disease!"

I swear your honor, this is Michael Jackson, the defendant. And as you will soon see, all these children in the courtroom will attest that he did not touch them inappropriately.

Sadly, all that the lawyer could think about was how good she was going to smell on the electric chair.

Unfornately for Kermit, Miss Piggy could never get the saying "food is not love" quite right.

Upon information and belief, the defendant, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, did on or about the 14th of this month blow on my client's house in the following manner...

No, I said Brioni damit!

. . . the whole store's got the flu. So its either wear the leather jacket, which i knoooow you hate, or this . . .

The suprise appearance of the "missing" victim threw quite a wrench in the proscutor's "pig-in-a-blanket" theory of how the defendant had disposed of the body.

- Transfer

A grand jury can indict a ham sandwich.

6:50 (2) is very funny.
3:20 ain't bad either.

A look in on Ms. Piggy's options back-dating trial.

Prominent defense attorney, Law Lawyerson (l), is unsure how to tell the court that his client (pictured right) is kosher.

"Your honor, now can I present the responding officer as my next witness"

"Oink Vey!"

7:01, awesome!

3:44 needs to be in the finals. Well done!

Lawyer: I should not have gone to UPenn State Philly.

Pig: You went to that TTT?

"Oh Kermie, you look so nice in your new suit."

this contest ended at 7:01

Attorney John Walker amazed at Judge's decision to rejcect an insanity defense in third grade teacher Miss. Pignauski, on trial for allegedly harrasing 7 of her students.

Walker was quoted as saying "If pig customs don't make you crazy what does?"

"I don't feel the need to explain myself."

Sutherland Asbill & Loyola.

Sutherland Asbill & Loyola.

6:33(1) needs to be in the finals. Good work.

what are "sutherlands" and "asbills" and what do othey have to do with this pic?

Above: Karl and Mrs.Rove in court. The pair were picked up early yesterday afternoon by D.C. Metro police after reports of a pig and "white guy with a bad hairpiece" engaging in "amorous" activity in the back of a 1987 Nissan Sentra. The couple apparently regularly dresses up to "spice things up."

Above: Karl and Mrs.Rove in court. The pair were picked up early yesterday afternoon by D.C. Metro police after reports of a pig and "white guy with a bad hairpiece" engaging in "amorous" activity in the back of a 1987 Nissan Sentra. The couple apparently regularly dresses up to "spice things up."

-J.Azam

"Your honor, Rule 11 sanctions are completely out of the question. I was merely being ironic, and I misinterpreted the charges to read 'porkmonger.'"

Jewish Lawyer to Fried Pork Frank

She's the firm's hot junior associate Your Honor. It is amazing what she'll do for a good review.

In a fleeting daydream, Kermit envisions himself a hotshot litigator, impressing his toughest critics. And of course Miss Piggy digs it.

At first befuddled by his client's sudden transformation into a pig, Ralston quickly remembered that he'd seen this in an episode of Eli Stone.

Karl Rove is....Still defending a Pig.

After spending 180 thousand dollars and 3 years at a T10 school to be able to commit his life to social justice, Bill had his first client as a public defender.

Yes Your Honor, I know he was great in the Shining.

"Why are you wearing that pig suit?"

"Why are you wearing that lawyer suit?"

Prosecutor Gary Clarkson silently hopes that Judge Henderson would not notice his attempt to substitute a stand-in for the missing victim in the big bestiality trial.

No, I wasn't drunk your honor; I was hungry.

Harold Rove (Karl Rove's second cousin) represents Dianna Jessop, a member of the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, in a fight to get her 4 children back. Since Child Protective Services took her children, Jessop has discarded her homemade ankle-length dress for more comfortable attire.

"Why, WHY did I let opposing counsel pick wardrobe?!"

The last time the judge asked Roger Phipps where he went to law school, his response ended up on some trashy blog and his alma mater disowned him. This time, with a news photographer just inches away, he bit his tongue -- determined not to look like a fool.

Now realizing full well that his choice of wardrobe for his client had backfired, and that all eyes were upon him to rescue the case from certain disaster, Ronald did what any reasonable attorney would do under such intense pressure. Make shit up.

ha. Rove!!!! YES!

Plaintiff's attorney E. Fudd at once realized that B.B. Wolfe had uncovered the fatal flaw in his case...the house was made of straw...

Whoops. My mistake -- I thought this was kangaroo court.

10:39 = brilliant!

Also great: 4:46 (2), 6:50(2)

"And do you see the person you described as a 'pink pig' sitting in the court room today?"

"Yes, sir, sitting right there."

"Please let the record reflect that the witness has pointed the defendant."

People always told Sally to dress how she wants people to perceive her...No one could have ever suspected that she had a plushie fetish.

And then, your honor, in a dastardly attempt to demean my client, the defendant told her to squeal like a pig.

Many attorneys are finding that acid helps them cope with job related stress.

"Your honor, I'd like to turn the cross-examination over to senior counsel"

I like to see that there are plenty of people still at work right now to comment on this. I'd like to take this opportunity to echo earlier comments that the caption should really be reflecting something the judge just said. Neither the guy nor the bunny appear to be talking.

Caption (witness testifying)

That's who I got herpes from. The F*ing Easter Bunny. B*tch said she had some good tail...

P. Escobar strikes again.

I'd LOVE to see her fur!

P. Escobar in da house

Hells yes I stole the 7up.

Damnit.....I f*cked a fattie again, didn't I?

F*CK YOU CHARLOTTE. F*CK YOUR WEB TOO

Guess what the other 2 little pigs are doing? Blowing his house down!

NEO

Best so far:
3:24 (2) "pro bono"
3:28 "Res ipsa porquitur"
6:18 child actors
7:01 Vinny/"whole store got the flu"