This is a post?

And First.

Gives new meaning to the term "laid off."

Someone just snuck into an office to change clothes and forgot his pants. Maybe he spilled wine. This is stupid.

ZOMG! Someone got drunk, did the hanky-panky in 12-03, and then walked home sans pants!

Size 34? What a fat fuck.

Lame.

Someone call Roy Pearson! Mystery solved!

Can we get some more pictures of Kash, please?

Dewey and Lebouf? More like "Do-You In Le-Buff"

11:57 - Best comment in the thread.

11:56 - Size 34 if the guy is tall and athletic is not "fat."

too much cheese fatso!

What I want to know is:

WERE "ROOFIES" INVOLVED???

34 waist is fat? Christ, I'm 6'0", 185lbs. with a 33" aist. I must at least be "pudgy," then. Someone get Jennifer Love Hewitt over here to consol me about my body.

12:00 is a fatty. You fat guys sure stick together (pun intended).

"Sport?" Wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more

You're 6'0" and weigh 185lbs.? Those measurements either describe a really ugly chick, or a really weak and nerdy guy. I'll let you pick.

Fat for men is usually if your waist size exceeds your inseam size. For example, a man with a 34 waist and a 36 inseam would be quite slim.

KASH - I had a dream about your last night. We were drinking a nice red wine and chatting about the world of journalism.

Guys in my highschool left their pants in classrooms all the time, it was no big deal.

How did they know the trousers were owned by a black gentleman?

@12:33pm

inseam

If you're over 6'0, no way is a 34 waist fat. Only a little dweeb would think that a 34 waist is tubby....oh wait, this is a lawyers' forum....nevermind.

12:36: You don't seem that jolly. What gives?

was the denizen of office 12-03 male or female?

Sure looks like somebody changed into Jeans and this is an idiotic thread.

Judge Roy to 190!

damn I am 6' 185 as well and wear a 35/36" waist. I am both weak and nerdy and fat according to this thread, makes sense with a bunch of lawyers posting. Anyway, no way are 34" pants the property of a BigLaw assoc as you all "work" too damn much to keep a waistline that slim...unless you are like the ones here in NY whose expanding midsections spill out so gracefully...is it possible to feel sympathetic towards a belt?

12:59 - hey FATTY! You must be lovin' some McDonalds action - lose some weight!!

I am fat and I get laid.

12:07, put down the crackpipe.

I'm 6'0", 175# w/ a 33 inch waist. I have 12% body fat and can bench 240 lbs. Come see for yourself if I'm weak.

Why is it that all the fat dorky biglaw associates have to weigh in (pun intended) on every single issue, even when they clearly have no clue what they're talking about?

Go take a look inside a gym one day, and you'll have all the evidence you need.

"You're 6'0" and weigh 185lbs.? Those measurements either describe a really ugly chick, or a really weak and nerdy guy. I'll let you pick."

I could probably name a dozen or so NFL players with those measurements. The guy may be nerdy and weak, but those measurements don't necessarily lead to that conclusion, as you suggest.

1.19 - doesnt really count when you pay for it

And no, not just kickers.

- 1:21.

This is not a post.

Kash, please post pictures of yourself in a bikini. You could simply title it "Pictures of Kash in a bikin." You see, I did all the work for you. Guaranteed at least 200-300 comments.

I can bench press 285. It used to be 315 when I was on steroids.

1:24 -- if this happens im thinking more on the order of 800-1200 comments.

KASH IN BIKINI!

Redo to correct my typo:

This is not a post.

Kash, please post pictures of yourself in a bikini. You could simply title it "Pictures of Kash in a bikini." You see, I did all the work for you. Guaranteed at least 200-300 comments.

1:20: First, 12% body fat is nothing to brag about. Second, if you're 6' and weigh 175, you're not benching 240 lbs. That being said, 240 is no big deal.

Also, I looked up "guest" on the Permalink firm website and couldn't find you. Way to man up. "Come see for yourself . . ." Ooh! You really got us.

What I've taken away from this is that you're a skinny and weak flabby guy . . . or maybe a girl. What a combination! You must be a big hit with the ladies (or gentlemen).

NFL must stand for something else, right? If you're talking about professional football, maybe kickers, that's it. I don't think you have any idea about what you're talking about.

Is there a National Football League somewhere in the world where "football" is used in the European sense? In that case, I agree with you. Good job.

Guys at my high school used to bench press 240 lbs. all the time, it was no big deal.

- FRAT STUD

Bench 240? pfft. Get back to me when you can curl 225.

that these comments devolved so quickly into a pissing contest over how fat/skinny or strong/weak you are speaks volumes about the neuroses and insecurity plaguing so many of the people who traffic this site.

I know I'm being baited but...

Pittman, David DB 5'11" 182
Rolle, Samari CB 6'0" 175
Willis, Matt WR 5'11" 185
Brazell, Bennie WR 6'0" 182
Johnson, Chad WR 6'1" 192
Curtis, Kevin WR 6'0" 186
Lewis, Greg WR 6'0" 180
Williams, Tramon CB 5'11" 182
Madison, Sam CB 5'11" 180
Pope, Geoffrey CB 6'0" 186
Mathis, Rashean CB 6'1" 190
Northcutt, Dennis WR 5'11" 172
Parker, Eric WR 6'0" 180

I lost count. That was just a random selection.

34 waist is not fat unless you are like 5'4''. Yeah, then it is fat.

12:12 must be eating pot brownies at work

These guys suck. This is a list of scrubs.

12:12 is right. That being said, the guy he describes would be about 6'3" / 6'4" and weigh about 175 / 180 lbs. He must be buddies with 1:20. They lift together at "Curves."

36-24-26? ONLY IF SHE'S 5'3!!

so, where are we on that Kash in a bikini issue?

1:31, see also a list of NBA guards. There are plenty in the 6'0" 185 pound range.

Worst thread. Ever.

Judge Roy Pearson's long lost pants finally surface!

I think the initial email was a clever ploy by the sending attorney to try and figure out who she slept with last night.

Kash should definitely post bikini photos. The ATL readership would go nuts. I know, Lat will say there has to be legal angle to it. But why not post them in one of those "Non-Sequiturs" posts? And it would certainly be better than a post about someone's lost pants in London.

Hopefully Kash is out right now getting some good bikini shots taken. And let me add, the pants post notwithstanding, we do respect you as a journalist. We just want to see you in a bikini too. Nothing wrong with that.

And while we're at it with bikini photos, SEN should post some too. She needs to redeem herself.

I bet KASH's body is nicely toned and sportin' some pretty decent rackage.

12% body fat is nothing to brag about depending on age, but it's not impossible for 175lb to bench 240. I'm a little curious about the 240 figure, though. Do you really add 2.5lb plates to your double donuts and 5s?

FYI, I do 6X at 245 and I'm 6'2", 190 and not huge.

Why should the legal secretary or the occupants of 12-03 assume that they found a black gentleman's trousers?

Why should the legal secretary or the occupants of 12-03 assume that they found a black gentleman's trousers?

4:57: FYI: 5'9", 190 lbs. - end with 2 sets, 10 reps with 295 - - and I'm defintely not huge, and still think that guy is full of it.

This is turning into the scene from "Boogie Nights."

PS How much do you squat. Now, watch me dive.

Guys, you need to man up and use the metric system. Try benching 20 reps of 300 kilograms. 2 meters tall 100 kilos.

Paralegals have their own offices?

5:41: To be fair, your stubby arms provide a significant advantage in bench press. But no, I don't believe 20 reps of 295, even for a shorty.

Good Day Sir!

What does SEN stand for?

I doubt we'll get those "Kash in a bikini" pics, but there is precedent for ATL writers posing in swimwear:

http://abovethelaw.com/2006/09/nonsequiturs_092806.php

Well, 9:01, I work chest Mondays. I'll be at Gold's on W 54th at 7:30, as usual. Come by and witness my awesome power . . . stubby arms and all. Please don't project your physical shortcomings onto me.

Now go lift.

as a D&L employee, I can only guess that the recent merger has been much more successful in London than in New York

All the guys posting how much they bench and all that, kill yourself please.

As far as medical data goes, 6' weight range is 166-188, 188 being fit (8% body fat) with a large frame and considerable amount of muscle.

Also to the people asking for Kash Bikini pics....why would you obsess over a 7 so much?? and 7 is giving her the benefit of the doubt that shes not photogenic.

4:22, I don't think anyone is obsessing over Kash in a bikini. I think we'd all agree, even the ladies among us, that Kash in a bikini is better than a post about some guy's pants in London.

wait, if I'm a D&L employee that can bench over 300 does that get me anything? and I can do it with my pants on.

LOL at the sad guys on here who were insulted by an anonymous poster saying that a 34" waist is "fat."

Seriously guys, let it go.

I'm 5' 9" weigh 175 and my max bench press is stuck at 250.