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Judge of the Day: Carlton Vines

Vines.jpgJudge Carlton Vines presides over traffic violations and DUIs in Chattooga County, Georgia. It’s a tiny county with a population of just over 25,000. The local newspaper, The Summerville News, has an ongoing investigative series examining the county’s drunk-driving phenomenon and growing number of DUI arrests.

Unfortunately, Judge Vines has become a part of the phenomenon. He was arrested in November of last year for driving drunk and leaving the scene of an accident after swerving into another car. The coppers just released the dash-cam video from the arrest. The man was trashed, slurring, and stumbling… though still cogent enough to refuse the breathalyzer.

From WBS TV:

Vines pleaded guilty to DUI charges in April. He has since spent three nights in jail, paid fines, done community service and was on house arrest.

On the tape, Vines can be heard admitting he has had “over the limit.” At one point on the tape, an officer asks, “Do you remember the wreck you were involved in?” Vines can be heard responding, “I’m not going to admit or deny it but I will take responsibility.”

A nolo plea — or just good drunken logic? Vines is under voluntary suspension, and the Georgia State Judicial Commission gets to decide whether he returns to the bench.

Judge Vines makes some bizarre comment about sharecropping at the end of the YouTube video. Can someone from rural Georgia please explain?

Caught On Tape: Georgia Judge Arrested For DUI [WSB TV]
Drunk Judge Arrested [YouTube.com]

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1 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:10 AM

I think the Judge was just referring to the fact that sometimes you sleep overnight in the field or in a barn when work someone else's land, so he's used to sleeping in uncomfortable places.

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2 Posted by mrdarrow | Permalink Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:30 AM

sharecropping is a southern eupheism for sodomy. I think the judge was offering services as a quid pro quo for preferential treatment.

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3 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:33 AM

Sharecroppers are notorious for being the poorest of poor farmers. They own no land and typically reside in the worst possible living conditions on the land that they work.

A jail bed probably looked like the Hilton to him in his drunken state.

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4 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, May 21, 2008 10:40 AM

DUI is such a victimless crime. Oh wait....

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5 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, May 21, 2008 11:23 AM

"sharecropping is a southern eupheism for sodomy. I think the judge was offering services as a quid pro quo for preferential treatment."

I think this is the code speak that Larry Craig used in the men's bathroom at the airport. He reached under the stall with his wide stance and stated, "I'm a sharecropper." I believe a sharecropper means you're a top. A ranch hand means you're a bottom.

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6 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, May 21, 2008 11:34 AM

That sharecropping comment is classic.

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7 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, May 21, 2008 12:24 PM

He was being a smart ass - saying his family was the poorest of poor but he's really an educated man - an attorney, a judge.

More clearly - he is saying very sarcastically, Could I just spend the night here in jail, I don't have anywhere else I'd rather be.

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8 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, May 21, 2008 2:05 PM

I think stereotypes about the intelligence and social habits of Southerners are false.

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9 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, May 21, 2008 8:50 PM

I'm pretty sure none of the comments are from former or current residents of South Georgia. As anyone really from there knows, the explanation of the sharecropping comment is simple: the judge got shit-face drunk and went driving. He was arrested, and still being shit-face drunk, began talking nonsense.

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10 Posted by guest | Permalink Monday, September 8, 2008 8:56 PM

Carlton Vines has just been indicted for election fraud. However, the shenanigans run much deeper in Summerville. Check www.romenewsbywatson.com to see how Vines, Bobby Lee Cook, and others have been abusing their positions of authority.

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11 Posted by guest | Permalink Wednesday, September 17, 2008 5:20 PM

According to my opinion stereo types about intelligence and social habits of southerners are wrong.
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