Legally-Themed Racehorse Names: And They’re Off! (Part 2)
Almost 2,000 votes were cast in the first round of our poll for the best legally-themed race horse name. We’ve winnowed the full field of 20 horses down to the top ten.
Now we’re in the final round. The polls will remain open through the Memorial Day weekend. Let the race begin!
Earlier: Legally-Themed Racehorse Names: And They’re Off! (Part 1)
Legally-Themed Racehorse Names? Your Nominations, Please
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This is stupid...even for ATL.
Stupid enough to generate 400 comments on the first post, and 2000 votes in the first poll.
It's all about the pageviews, baby.
I cast my vote for non-entries "Unjust Enrichment" and "Follow the Fortunes".
"Hung Like a Jury"?
I giggled.
But it does prove the point that penis jokes will always carry the day at ATL.
And probably everywhere else.
Learned Hoof has the second most votes. Who are you people? That's not even clever.
I knew Learned Hand. Learned Hand was a friend of mine. And you, 12:38, are no Learned Hand. Or Learned Hoof, for that matter.
@12:38, "Learned Hoof has the second most votes. Who are you people? That's not even clever."
Are you serious, Clark? It's hilarious.
#4 is the only horse dick joke in the bunch. WINNER.
Mike Oxhuge
Let the polls stay open through the Belmont--will be a lot more interest that week
All of those names suck horse c*ck.
Write in vote for Efficient Breach.
Learned Hoof is, frankly, excellent. Anyone who can't appreciate that has no soul.
Can someone explain how "Cert Denied" has anything to do with horseracing?