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The bar exam is stressing you out. How do you spell relief? O-R-G-Y.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008 5:02 PM - By David Lat

Jenna Jameson 3 How to Make Love Like A Porn Star.JPGIs bar review class not doing it for you? Sure, BarBri property instructor Paula Franzese is a hottie. In the words of one bar review student, “I wouldn’t mind doing some adverse possession on her!”

For most of you, however, bar review is more stressful than erotic. If this is the case, we have a solution. From a sexually adventurous tipster:

I thought you might find this interesting. [Caution: NSFW]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/698614951.html.

I’m a lawyer, and my wife and I swing — I wish I knew about something like this to help me de-stress back when I was taking the bar!

For those of you who can’t click through — the Craigslist ad has an explicit graphic — here is the text of the post:

DE-STRESS B4 THE BAR EXAM — WEEKLY ORGY FOR RECENT LAW SCHOOL GRADS - - 25 (Manhattan)
Date: 2008-05-28, 4:03PM EDT

The NY bar exam is coming… It’s a time of intense study for recent law school graduates with a phenomenal amount of stress involved. Stop studying for a few hours and de-stress at a weekly orgy!

Every week, my girlfriend and I will be hosting an orgy for those studying for the bar and/or their partners. [We assume “partners” is a reference to significant others, not future bosses.]

We realize that the law profession is very much about one’s good name and reputation, so we will host with the greatest of care and anonymity. Don’t use your real name, don’t talk about your school or your firm, just come and have fun.

For the love of God, do NOT discuss your law school or law firm at an orgy. Contrary to what some of you might think, Vault rankings are not the ultimate aphrodisiac.

But you will have to disclose your law school upon arrival, since it will determine your specific role in the proceedings. Tier Four grads, bring kneepads. And lots of lube.

More dirty details, after the jump.

The Craigslist post continues:

The party will be hosted at a discrete [discreet? but we’re sure the apartment is “discrete” as well] apartment in Manhattan. An equal number of girls and guys will be invited (so please indicate if you are in a couple and will be bringing him or her). BYOB.

Many of you have sexual fantasies that you have never explored, and NOW is the time to do it!

Email back (barstudyorgy at gmail) if you are interested, and we’ll start planning for our first party. We will ask for a picture, but you can blur your face. We’d just like to make sure that everyone is attractive.

Assessing pulchritude based on blurred face pics might result in an orgy stocked by “mugly” / “butterface” types. But hey, not everyone is a “face person.”

There’s a photo that goes with the post, but we’re not reproducing it here. We know how touchy you get about even quasi-racy pics on the main page. But if you want to see the pic [Caution: NSFW], click on the link to the CL posting below.

DE-STRESS B4 THE BAR EXAM — WEEKLY ORGY FOR RECENT LAW SCHOOL GRADS - - 25 (Manhattan) [craigslist]

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